It's me again! Sorry for the randomness at the end of the last chapter. Anyway, I got two more reviews yesterday! Yippee! Nattie, chubby cheeks, this chapter is dedicated to you awesome guys!
Disclaimer: Think about it. If I owned it, would I be writing a FAN fiction about it?
Chapter 3
"So, what the heck are you two doing here anyway?" Yusuke asked after class was over. They were all gathered in the schoolyard outside.
"What else would we be doing in a school, silly!" Mint answered, playing with a shiny object she stole from someone. Sakura glanced at Keiko, whose eye was twitching as she stared at them.
"I think there's something wrong with your eye." Sakura stated.
"My eye is just FINE, thank you. I just have a problem with your uniform and Mint's!" Keiko replied hotly. Sakura cocked an eyebrow.
"Why do you care?" She asked.
"Because I'm-" Keiko started.
" 'The class representative and it makes me look bad when you don't abide by the dress code!'" Yusuke said, imitating Keiko (badly). "I've heard this speech a million times before, guys." He added, almost sounding proud. Keiko then smacked him on the back of the head.
"I don't sound like that!" She yelled.
"The heck you don't!" Yusuke yelled back. An argument broke out between them and they forgot about Mint, Sakura, and Kuwabara.
"Here we go again…" Kuwabara groaned. Sakura and Mint looked back and forth between the two of them as they threw insults at each other.
"Do they do this often?" Sakura questioned.
"No, just about once a day." Kuwabara answered sarcastically.
"Awww! It's because they love each other!" Mint squealed. Yusuke and Keiko abandoned their argument and chased Mint around the schoolyard.
"Yay! Tag, you're it!" Mint screamed as she slapped Kuwabara on the back. He then started choking on his sandwich while Mint, Yusuke, and Keiko continued playing "tag".
"Breathe man! Breathe!" Sakura yelled, hitting Kuwabara repeatedly on the back, trying to pop out the deadly sandwich (hehe…deadly sandwich). Some students stood by, looking at either the screaming green streak being chased by the peeved green streak and even more peeved blue streak, or the idiot choking on his lunch and the apparently gender confused girl hitting his back.
"Just when school couldn't get any freakier…" A boy sighed. Many people near him nodded their heads solemnly.
(After school)
They were walking home from school; everybody except Yusuke was laughing their heads off. (hey, weren't Sakura and Yusuke supposed to go to detention?…(shrug) oh well)
"It wasn't that funny!" Yusuke shouted indignantly.
"Yes…it was!" Kuwabara laughed. Yusuke growled and pounced on him, which of course started a fistfight.
"I still can't believe you pulled his pants down in front of the entire student body." Sakura said to her cat friend. Mint only grinned.
"Guys…" Keiko said to the wrestling boys, who ignored her. "Guys!" She said louder. Again she was ignored. "GUYS!!!" She screamed, finally gaining their attention by knocking them over with the loudness of her voice.
"WHAT?!" They screamed back.
"You're holding up traffic!" She pointed out. The boys looked around and lo and behold! Their fight had moved out into the road and several cars sat there, honking their horns at them. They got up and walked off the road, but not before Yusuke kicked a car and exchanged some unpleasant words with the driver.
"C'mon!" Keiko ordered, dragging the two boys by their ears.
"Yu-chan and Kuwa are in trouble!" Mint chanted, using the new nicknames she gave them.
"What on earth is going on here?" a familiar voice asked in amusement behind the group. They turned around to see…
"What's up Kurama? Ow…" Yusuke greeted, wincing.
"I take it you got in trouble again?" Kurama said, still amused.
"HI KITSUNE-KUN!!!" Mint screamed. (yep Kurama has a nickname too)
"Hello Mint," Kurama said, smiling. "And hello to you too, Sakura."
"Hi." Sakura said quietly, blushing ever so slightly.
"Mood swing." Yusuke muttered, earning a punch from Sakura.
"I wanna go home! I wanna say hi to Lester!" Mint shouted while jumping up and down.
"Alright, fine! Just quit jumping around or you're gonna hurt someone." Sakura said. Mint jumped onto Kuwabara's shoulders and sat there.
"You're no fun, Saki-chan!" She pouted.
"Deal with it, evil hyper green chica." Sakura growled, dragging Mint off of Kuwabara. (that sounds so wrong! . )
"Wahhhh! I'm telling Lester!" Mint sobbed.
"Who the heck is Lester?!" Yusuke asked.
"He's our friendy-wend that lives with us on our farm!" Mint chirped. "You guys wanna come?" She asked.
"I'd love to, but my parents need help with the restaurant. So I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye!" Keiko said, leaving.
"Do the rest of you have any excuses?" Sakura asked the boys.
"Nuh-uh."
"Nope."
"No."
"Okay then! Onward!" Mint cried, pointing in a random direction.
Chapter 3 done! BTW, chica is "girl" in Spanish and kitsune is "fox" in Japanese, just for the people that didn't know. Thing's get more interesting in the next chapter when I introduce my mascots! I bet you wanna know what happens next, right? Well leave me a nice review and maybe I'll let you know! …But I'd probably update anyway, even if I didn't get any reviews. Uh…you guys didn't hear that.
