Wow! Sorry for the really long wait. I just got really bored with writing this story, and it seemed like no one was really reading it. But I'll post the next few chapters. And if I don't get evidence that at least some people are reading this, I'll discontinue it. Don't leave it up to someone else to review it. By the way, this chapter includes Part 1 of the fangirls' wrath.

Disclaimer: Lemme think…. Nope. I still don't own it.

Chapter 6

Kurama Has a Weird Fascination with Plants

Kurama and Kuwabara finally remembered what they forgot (confusing?) and went back to the clearing to get their friends.

"Why did you attack me?" Kurama whined. He stood in front of the mirror in his room, looking at the hair Hiei hacked off. (Kurama fangirls: Not Kurama-sama's hair! #attack authoress# Spacecowqueen: AAH! #runs away#)

"Because you forgot about me." Hiei answered from the tree outside the window.

"But I didn't put you there!" Kurama said.

"You needed a haircut anyway." Hiei shrugged. (Kurama fangirls: No he didn't! Kurama-sama is perfect! Spacecowqueen: Go away. You're scaring the readers. Fangirls: #attack authoress again# Spacecowqueen: AAAAAHHHHH!)

(Flashbackness)

Kurama managed to cut the rope that Hiei was hanging from, while everyone else hid behind a tree to avoid the fire demon's wrath. Then they watched about a half-hour of Hiei hopping around after Kurama with his katana drawn, for his ankles were still tied together. All the while, Mint kept screaming,

"Don't let him tag you!"

(End Flashbackness)

"By the way, who did put me there?" Hiei asked curiously. Everyone immediately looked at Mint, who was rolling around on the floor with a ball of yarn. Hiei sighed in irritation.

"I should have guessed." He muttered. Kurama stared forlornly into the mirror, sniffling every now and then.

"It took me 16 years to grow this…" He sighed.

"Well, only 16 more years to go, then. Heheh…" Yusuke joked. But he only received a glare from Kurama. (Spacecowqueen: It's just hair for crying out loud! …Hn. Fine. #snaps fingers#) Kurama's hair was suddenly grown back.

"The hell!" Yusuke and Sakura shrieked. Kurama was ignoring them and doing the happy dance around his room. (Fangirls: Yay! Kurama-sama is happy again! Spacecowqueen: Why are you people still here? Fangirls: We dare you to try to make us leave. Spacecowqueen: Alright. #throws grenade into crowd of fangirls# Grenade: BOOM! Spacecowqueen: Bwahahaha…)

"I wish I could do magic like that…" Kuwabara whined, snapping his fingers repeatedly.

"Yeah. Then maybe you could do something about that ugly Elvis hair." Sakura said.

"Hey! It takes hours to style my hair like this!" Kuwabara snapped indignantly.

"Who knew it took so long to make your hair look like crap?" Yusuke said with a shrug.

"Stop ganging up on me!" Kuwabara wailed.

"Shut the hell up!" Hiei barked. Everything/ everyone froze and went dead silent, even the carnivorous Makai plant that was curling a long vine around Yusuke's ankle.

"Hn. That's better." Hiei grunted. Then Yusuke screamed.

"Oh my God! This freaking plant's gonna eat me!" He cried. Kurama's eyes glowed for a second, and the plant retreated to a corner to sulk.

"Because of your weird obsession with man-eating plants, you're gonna come home to find your mom being digested." Yusuke stated, rubbing his neck where a vine was choking him.

"I don't think so. Fred knows she is off limits." Kurama said, sitting down at his desk.

"You named the plant Fred?" Sakura asked with an eyebrow raised. Kuwabara crouched a safe distance away from the plant, poking it with a stick.

"Hey Kurama, isn't this thing from Makai?" He asked. Kurama began to sweat.

"Um, maybe…" He trailed off.

"You hypocrite!" Sakura screeched, pointing at him accusingly.

"W-What?" He stuttered.

"You were preaching about how animals from Makai were illegal! And then you go and keep a killer Makai plant for a pet!" She fumed.

"Well, I got…special permission." Kurama lied.

"Riiight. And I'm a purple spotted rhinoceros that steals waffles." Sakura stated, rolling her eyes. Mint gasped.

"You're the reason why my waffles disappeared at breakfast yesterday!" She yelled. She then pounced on Sakura and started beating her over the head with a paper fan.

"You evil, evil being!" She screamed.

"Get off, Mint! I was being sarcastic!" Sakura shouted. Mint immediately stopped.

"Oh…but where did my waffles go, then?" She wondered out loud.

"You ate them." Sakura stated.

"Oh yeah. Nevermind then!" Mint said, going back to playing with her yarn.

"I'm surrounded by idiots." Hiei muttered.

"Shuichi! Is everything all right up there? I heard a lot of yelling." Shiori called upstairs.

"Yes, mother. Everything's all right." Kurama yelled back.

(At school the next day)

"Pop quiz!" Mr. Iwamoto announced. The class groaned loudly.

"Yay, a pop quiz!" Keiko whispered excitedly to Yusuke.

"You don't get much excitement out of life, do you?" Sakura asked when she heard her. Keiko said nothing and shot her a nasty look.

"Be quiet!" Mr. Iwamoto snapped before passing out the tests. Five minutes later, he looked up from his desk to see Sakura and Yusuke sleeping. He growled and stalked over to them.

"Urameshi! Coolduras!" He barked. They didn't move. So he kicked their desks, which their heads were resting on.

"Wassa big idea, old man?" Yusuke slurred sleepily.

"Why aren't you two taking the quiz!" Mr. Iwamoto demanded. Yusuke shrugged.

"I'm gonna fail anyway, so what's the point in taking it?" He asked. That's typical Yusuke logic.

"I'm finished." Sakura stated.

"Already?" Mr. Iwamoto asked incredulously. Sakura nodded.

"Then I guess you wouldn't mind if I graded it now." He sneered, swiping the paper off the desk. He went up to his desk and began grading it.

"I don't believe it! All of these are correct!" He gasped a few minutes later. Before Sakura could retaliate, they heard a knocking coming from the window. Everyone looked outside to see a strange man with white hair on the back of a cow with really small wings.

"Mint! Sakura!" He shouted, pounding on the window.

"Lester!" Yusuke and Kuwabara shrieked.

"HI LESTER!" Mint screamed, waving like a lunatic and almost smacking the person beside her.

"What the hell are you doing here!" Sakura demanded, going over to the window. Mr. Iwamoto pushed her aside and opened the window.

"Who are you!" He spat. (Everyone's being so mean to Lester…)

"Um… I'm washing the windows." Lester lied, taking a handkerchief out of his pocket and wiping the window with it after spitting on it. Then Puu and Ryo- Ohki flew in the window and glomped Yusuke and Sakura.

"How do you always find me?" Yusuke groaned.

"Get out of my classroom, you psychos!" Mr. Iwamoto roared. Yusuke, Sakura, and Kuwabara ran out of the room, dragging Mint along.

"I'm not a psycho! Why do I have to leave?" She whined. Lester and the space cow flew through the window, knocked over Mr. Iwamoto and a few other things, and followed the spirit detectives down the hallway.

"YUSUKE URAMESHI! GET BACK HERE!" Keiko screamed.

I know, I know. That chapter sucked my mom. And the next one will be worse, I'm just warning you. Like I said, I want at least someone to let me know that someone's reading this. You can tell me how much you hated it if you want. After the next chapter, though, things will either a) get more random or b) better than they are now.