Yup I'm updating again. And so soon, no less! I just wanted to get through the crappy chapters so that we can get to the good stuff. Well, here's chapter 7.

Disclaimer: I'm currently in the process of stalking Funimation for the rights to Yu Yu Hakusho, but I haven't had much luck so far. I also don't own Lester, Ryo- Ohki, Hatsuharu, or anyone else that isn't Sakura, Mint, or the space cows.

Chapter 7

And Thus the Randomness Continues

"You baka! Why the hell are you here!" Sakura shouted.

"There's trouble at the farm!" Lester said.

"What happened?" Yusuke asked.

"Hop on." Lester said, climbing back onto the space cow.

"Will all of us fit on it?" Kuwabara asked.

"It should be alright. Mint can fly, anyway." Lester replied. Mint was levitating a few feet off the ground with a large grin plastered on her face.

"I can fly!" She screamed, doing somersaults in the air.

"She reminds me of someone…" Yusuke thought out loud.

"Anyway, let's go!"

(At the farm)

When the group landed, there were space cows running all over the place. They had an evil glint in their eyes as they knocked over trees and random buildings.

"What's wrong with 'em?" Kuwabara asked.

"Bwahahaha! Yes, my children! Attack!" They heard a voice cry.

"What th' hell was that!" Kuwabara screeched with a freaked out look on his face.

"It was me! Hahaha!" They looked up to a nearby hill that had a space cow standing on its hind legs, waving its front legs around in the air. The zipper on the costume was in plain view.

"Is that you again, Hatsuharu?" Sakura asked boredly. The "space cow" began to sweat drop.

"No! It is I: The Space Cow King!" He cried.

"You're such a dork…" Sakura muttered, slapping her hand to her forehead. Mint was suddenly in front of the Space Cow King and unzipped him. The costume fell down and a white and black haired boy stood there, looking embarrassed. (Yes, this is Haru from Fruits Basket.)

"Um…" He said nervously.

"HI HARU!" Mint screamed before jumping on him. Mint and Haru disappeared in a puff of blue smoke.

"Did he explode?" Kuwabara asked as they ran to where Mint and Haru were.

"Do you see any blood or bits of a kitty?" Yusuke said.

"No… Wait! How could you say such a thing about a kitty!" Kuwabara wailed at the thought of his precious Eikichi being blown to bits.

"Mooo…" They stopped to see Mint huggling a cow.

"Where'd that guy go?" Yusuke wondered. Lester patted the cow on the head.

"He's right here."

"But that's a cow."

"It's Haru."

"It's true." The cow sighed. Kuwabara screamed.

"Did that cow just talk!" He exclaimed. Then, there was another poof.

"Oh god!" Sakura said, covering her eyes.

"Haru's a streaker!" Mint yelled.

"Where are my clothes?" Haru wondered, looking around.

"That's an interesting condition…" Yusuke commented. So, after Haru finally got dressed and Sakura got over the shock, they went back to the house.

"Why did you take control of my space cows and make them evil?" Lester asked.

"Sorry. The sugar rush got to me." Haru apologized.

"You couldn't have handled him yourself, Lester?" Sakura asked.

"Sorry. I thought he was scary, so I couldn't do anything…" Lester answered, casting his eyes to the ground shamefully.

"Wimp." Yusuke mumbled.

"Well. I guess I should get going. Hatori's gonna give me hell when I get back. See ya." Haru said before leaving.

"I guess you guys can go back to school now." Lester said. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Sakura looked at him like he was stupid.

"Do you really expect us to go back after getting out early?" Sakura asked.

"Our teacher kicked us out." Kuwabara said.

"I could go for some ice cream right now. Who's with me?" Yusuke asked.

"Me!" Kuwabara and Mint screamed while jumping up and down.

"You don't get sugar." Sakura said to Mint.

"But whyyyyy Saki-chan!" Mint whined.

"You're on a permanent sugar high, anyway." Lester said. Mint stuck her tongue out at them.

"Then it won't matter!" She said before running out the door.

"I guess we're getting ice cream. See ya, Lester." Yusuke sighed.

(At the ice cream place thingy)

Mint happily licked her ice cream cone, which towered well above her head.

"Brain freeze!" Kuwabara shrieked.

"You need a brain in order for it to freeze." Sakura said.

"Meanie…" Kuwabara sniffled while clutching his head in pain. Yusuke was looking around anxiously.

"Something wrong, Yusuke?" Sakura asked.

"Well, Hiei usually flocks to us when we get ice cream. But he's not here." Yusuke explained. He was about to lick his ice cream when he realized it wasn't there. He heard slurping next to him and turned his head.

"What took you so long, Hiei?" He asked sarcastically.

"Hn." Hiei ignored him and continued to inhale the ice cream cone.

"You do know that's my ice cream, right?" Yusuke asked.

"Mine now." Hiei grunted before ignoring him again.

"Pssht. I didn't want it anyway…" Yusuke mumbled bitterly.

"HI HIEI!" Mint screamed. Her ice cream cone trembled at the sound if her voice and fell over, landing on Hiei. He twitched in anger and she burst into tears.

"My ice cream!" She wailed. Then an idea hit her. She smiled and licked Hiei's cheek. He froze and stared at her.

"You taste good, Hiei!" She giggled

"Why the hell did you do that!" He yelled. Mint dived behind Sakura for safety.

"I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!" Mint pleaded. Hiei growled and stomped away, the ice cream on his face melting. Yusuke and Sakura rolled on the ground in laughter.

"Oh my god that was hilarious!" Yusuke choked out.

"Waaahhh! Hiei hates me!" Mint cried.

"Don't worry about it. The midget hates everyone." Kuwabara said, returning to his ice cream.

"But why does he hate me? I'm so lovable!" Mint squealed, hugging herself.

Whatever. I'm ending it there. After this, it's going to be waaaaaaay better. I think so, at least. Poll time! Who else here likes Kuwabara? I don't mean like that. I just want to know if everyone here completely hates him, because I think he's pretty cool. I bet I just lost a lot of readers with that…