Jackie Chan and the SEVEN DEADLY SINS
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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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I THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
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...Alcatraz Penitentiary...
"Hard to believe they ever shut this place down."
"I know right? I used to take my kids on the tours they had here!" Said one security guard to another as they walked the crowded prison.
"Anyway, remind me why were heading to medical again?"
"Dude, read the briefings! SHE finally woke up!"
"Your kidding me?"
"Nope, she's still a bit groggy. But she's finally out of the coma..." He says while staying clear of a tentacle that sneaked through one of the bars.
"Hard to believe it's been only three years since 'Zero Day'...feels like an eternity..."
"Hard to believe they've been keeping a terrorist like her alive on tax payer money."
"Wait, her? A terrorist? Wouldn't she have been only a kid when-
"Hey man, don't over think it. This is WAY above our paygrade. The important thing is that she's awake and soon she'll be someone else's problem...before she's the lethal injections problem..." He says sinisterly.
"Dude...that's messed up."
"Hey, with all the crap going on recently... can you blame me for trying to find some humor where I can?"
"...STILL..."
"Whatever, were here now."
They enter the medical wing just as another gurrney is being rolled in nearly bumped them. "Sorry, another idiot got himself shived."
They rolled their eye's but said nothing as the aide rolled the moron off.
They walk up to the head nurse, "Right, were here to escort the girl out of here."
"She's still drowsy from waking up." Pointed out the nurse.
"They apparently have a medical thing all set up where she's going. In any case, it doesn't matter either way. Those are our orders."
"Very well, but I will need to see her release forms."
"Okay, go ahead and give it to her." Said one guard to the other.
"Wait, I thought YOU had it."
The first guard groaned, "Great...we must've left it back at the Visitor center, come on..."
They go and do so...the Nurse then leaves to fill out a prescription...
Paco opens one of his eyes, to make sure the coast was clear...it had been nightmare to get himself shived not too little to NOT get wheeled in here...but not too much that he died there and then...
'Good, I'm alone.'
He quickly gets up and sees...
'Yade...' He allows himself a brief moment of melancholy nostalgia before shaking it off! He didn't have much time! He needed to get her out NOW!
He reaches into his knife wound and winches as he pulls out something he had hide inside his gut...a syringe...he cleans it and stabs Jade's arm with it!
GAH!
Jade shrieked as she's suddenly fully coherent, the artificial adrenaline doing it's job.
"Yade, I'm sorry to throw this at you. but your in prison and we need to get you out before the guards come back!"
"I- wha- 'Yade'? Paco? Is that- Whoa, when did you get so ripped? Actually, strike that, why are you so big!"
"Yade, I'll explain later! Right now we need to escape!"
Shaking some of the dizzy from herself, Jade nodded. She was still confused, but she'd just follow Paco's lead for the moment.
"Okay, let's go!" Shouts Jade as she flings herself from bed-
THUMP!
-only to realize that realize that while that drug Paco had given her was enough to get her awake and move a little...it didn't change the fact that all those years in bed had atrophied her body to the point she could do nothing but flop on the floor...also the nurse had apparently been in the middle of changing her hospital gown...so on top of everything else she was NAKED while flopping around on the floor.
'Wow, Yade REALLY grew.' thinks a flustered Paco to himself before quickly averting his gaze.
"What the hell happened to my BODY?! Strike that, WHY AM I NAKED!?" Screamed a mortified Jade.
Paco groaned, they didn't have time for this! The guards could be back any minute!
Jade I'm sorry! I really am! But we need to leave NOW! I'll just carry you-
"Forget that! I'm not going anywhere buck naked! And I refuse to do ANYTHING until you tell me what the hell is going on here!"
Paco tried to repress his irritation, desperately reminding himself that in her MIND Yade was still just a kid and he needed to be patient-
"Alright, now that that nonsense is over with we can transfer Mrs. Chan."
"Yeah, I know. Why are you telling me this AGAIN?"
Paco cursed as the sounds of the guard rapidly returning echoed through the hallway!
Screw patience, it was now or never!
"Sorry Yade, I REALLY am! But we gotta go!" Before she can protest, he grabs her up and flings her over his shoulder like a burlap sack!
"Hey- what are you!? NO! STOP! Put me down! DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M LITERALLY NAKED HERE! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ME OUTSIDE NAKED! HELP! SOMEONE GET THIS PERVERT AWAY FROM ME!
Paco resists the urge to break his old friends teeth, AND try VERY hard to ignore to two large 'melons' that were now pressing into his back and the very extra THICC ass checks that were now mere inches from his face-
KRACK!
GAH!
He however could NOT ignore Jade repeatedly kicking him in the nads while he tried to run with her...
'Too weak to walk but not too weak to kick me in the junk, SURE WHY NOT?!', snarled Paco to himself as he resisted the urge to throw Jade out the nearest window to her death just as her screams alerted the guards and the alarms started to blare...
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