Evil Naruto

Discliamer : I don't own Naruto

" Talking "

" Thinking "

" Kyuubi speaking "

At the Training ground

Naruto woke up early in the morning wanting to get to the training area on time. "Kakashi said not to eat, but I honestly don't think I'll throw up," muttered Naruto sleepily. He didn't hurry too much, and casually brushed his teeth and ate his usual ramen. He was out the door about five minutes before the meeting was supposed to start, but was sure they would wait for him.

When he got to the training field Sakura yelled at him for being late even though Kakashi wasn't even there yet. Again they waited forfive hours for their jounin instructor to show up. Naruto was doing light exercise : push-ups and sit-ups. While to Sasuke and Sakura it looked like he was goofing around .

"Hey guys, good morning!" Kakashi said.

"YOU'RE LATE!" screamed Sakura ,Sasukeglared at the jounin, Naruto thinking a plan .

Kakashi just ignored her scream ,and put an alarm clock on top of the log, "It's set to noon. By that time you have to get these two bells from me," he held up the bells. "Those who cannot get a bell, get no lunch. I'll not only tie you to one of those stumps, but eat right in front of you."

'So that's why he told us not to eat,' thought all the students.

So glad I disobeyed directions , ' thought Naruto.

"You only need to get one bell and since there are only two, one of you will definitely be tied to a stump. And… the person who doesn't take a bell fails. So, at least one of you will be sent back to the academy," explained Kakashi. "You can use all the weapons at your disposal. You won't success unless you come at me intending to kill."

"Well it seems like you guysready to come at me with intent to kill. I'm beginning to like you guys. Ok, let's get going. Ready… START!" yelled Kakashi and they all jumped away.

"Ehem." Kakashi cut off his thoughts. "Start!"

The three jumped away. Kakashi chuckled. 'At least they know how to hide.' He thought as he started walking.

Naruto was hiding on top of a tree as he used a camouflaging cloth to hide himself. He decided to wait until Kakashi falls into one of his traps.

Thirty-minutes passed…

He then heard a high pitch scream from somewhere in the forest. He recognized the voice as Sakura's. He narrowed his eyes. 'So Sakura had been Kakashi-sensei's first victim. I gotta go and check it out.'

Naruto took his camouflaging cloth away and dashed towards the area where he heard Sakura's shout. He saw her unconscious in the middle of a clearing. He sighed in annoyance seeing that there was nothing interesting to see in there.

Just then, he heard a crash.

He turned to look into his right to see Sasuke attacking Kakashi with taijutsu and Kakashi blocking all of his attacks.

He watched Sasuke kick and punch until by that time that he almost got hold of the bells. However, Kakashi noticed it in an instant and pulled back. "Sigh… because of you, I lost time to read my book."

Naruto's eyes narrowed in annoyance. 'What a pervert' He would have put his plan into action immediately, but Naruto wanted to see how the battle between Sasuke and Kakashi would turn out. He turned back to look at Sasuke and Kakashi in time when Sasuke started to perform a few handseals. "Katon: Gyoukyaku no Jutsu

Kakashi seemed shocked for a while, seeing how a mere genin can use such a technique. Sasuke then blew fire towards Kakashi, burning the place where he stood. Kakashi's hard went underground again and he held hold of Sasuke's foot and pulled him underground.

Now, Sasuke's head was the only one sticking out of the ground. Kakashi chuckled. "You can't move now, can you?" He mocked. Sasuke 'grred' and turned away. Kakashi then stood up.

'Smart, escaping underground with the Doton: Shinjuu Zanshu no Jutsu. Sasuke is out matched when it comes to ninjutsu. Though if he think the same trick work on me he is wrong ' thought Naruto

" Now for Naruto " said Kakashi

" You are the last one " said Kakashi

" True , but at least I'm not like those two " said Naruto

Naruto throw a shuriken and making few handseals "Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu "

The Shuriken become 20 shuriken and they all impaled Kakashi , but it turned out to be a very scarred log. Naruto took this chance to go underground . Then Kakashi appeared from nowhere , he looked around and see no one and he feel shocked when a pair of hand grab his feet . Naruto grabbed Kakashi's feet and pull him underground

" How does it feel , when you taste your own medicine and by the way thanks for the bells " said Naruto with bells in his hand

" What are you going to do with the bells ? " asked Kakashi

" Give to my team mates of course ." said Naruto , he throw the bells to Sakura and Sasuke " After all this the meaning of this test was teamwork , am Iright ? " said Naruto

" Your right , but those two didn't help you " said Kakashi pointed to Sakura and Sasuke

" They help me a lot , by not dragging me down . For exampleif Sakura were involveI have to worry about her safety , so by not doing anything she actually helped me get the bells. " Kakashi smiled

" And besides A man who breaks the rules may be considered trash, but someone who doesn't take care of his comrades are worse than trash " said Naruto

' This kid is more interesting than i thought' thought Kakashi

" You pass ,Tomorrow we begin missions as Cell 7 " said Kakashi

The nodded and walked their separate ways.

About a Month Later , in Mission Office :

Cell 7 had been doing a hell of a lot of stupid missions that weren't even fit for an academy student. Finally, after returning a very 'troublesome' cat, as Shikamaru would have called it. The Feudal Lord's wife left after paying, and the Hokage looked through the mission listing.

"Let's see... Your next mission will be... Babysitting an elder's grandson, shopping at a nearby village, digging up sweet potatoes-"

"No."

The single word made the entire room look at Naruto, demanding an explination.

"How the hell could you classify these as 'missions'? I wouldn't even subject Academy students to this. I'm sure, being the Hokage, you've realised by now that every single mission we've been assigned is easily doable by non ninjas? Why bother squandering village resources like this?"

Everyone looked at Naruto, trying to find some flaw in his argument, however, it was perfect. Every single part of it was true. Iruka stood up to try and defend the Hokage, but the Hokage just motioned to sit back down.

"So, you think you can handle a real mission? Let's see..."

The Hokage shuffled through the papers before finding one in particular.

"What about a C class mission to the Wave."

"We'll take it."

The Hokage nodded.

"Then I'll introduce you to your client. You can come in now."

The door opened to reveal a thick set man with greying hair and beard. He also wore glasses and was obviously drunk. He looked at them and gave a 'hmmm'.

"These are the people that you assigned to protect me?They don't appear to be able to handle their mission , especially the short one " Hokage cringed at the insult . A Shuriken whizzed Tazuna's hair and imbedded in the wall he was currently leaning on.

The super bridge builder gulped at the scowling boy. His eyes darted to his left and saw that some of his hairs were cut by the shuriken .

" Insult me again , I will kill you where you stand " Naruto hissed hatefully.

The silence in the office was only broken by Tazuna's stammering reply. "Y-Y-Yes, yes," he nodded furiously.

"Naruto, you shouldn't do that to a client!" Iruka scolded.

"Well, he won't be a client after this mission ," he smirked.

" It will probably better for all of us if we go back to our own houses to collect things we're needed in our journey," Kakashi tried to avoid the possible bloodshed. " Cell 7 meet me in 15 minutes in the West gate. Dismissed!"

Well That's Chapter 2 Done , See you next time people .

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