Space Pirate Idiots: Chapter 1- Getting There

Written by Twivy

Disclaimer: I do not own Metroid anything even if I wish I did, but the characters Ray and Raku are mine.

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"ARE WE THERE YET!" Raku the dark green space pirate asked Mr. Pilot the pilot and captain of the ship they were on.

"Sigh...No but we're almost there..." Mr. Pilot was very annoyed at this point. Raku had been asking him all the way there and the other members of the ship were also getting annoyed.

"But you said that last time," Mr. Pilot didn't respond this time.

"JUST BE PAITIENT ALREADY!" One of the crewmembers yelled.

It appeared the rest of the pirates on the ship were getting annoyed too. Raku finally decided to shut up; he didn't like people yelling at him.

Just then they started to slow down and stop. They were there. Raku felt as if they would have never make it. Raku and his partner they had assigned him with, Ray both headed for the elevator to lead them outside. Ray was a dark purple space pirate. He also thought they would never make it there, but he wasn't the one to talk much so he kept quiet. They both heard a whoosh sound as they went up the elevator. It went up fast and before they knew it they were outside. They were still in space. They thought they would land on a planet but instead they landed on a broken down space pirate's ship orbiting around planet Zebes. What they had to do was see if there were any survivors. They still don't know what had attacked the ship but Ray and Raku were not the people to investigate.

Go in and see if you come out alive. You see, if they came out alive it would be safe, but if they didn't come out at all well obviously they're dead.

"You know what to do," One of the crewmembers reminded them.

"OKAY!" Raku said in a happy voice still not catching that they were possible going to die.

"Remember contact us if something happens. We'll be standing by so don't worry," Then the crewmember went down the elevator. And just as he was in the ship they went into hyper drive and zooming out away to another galaxy.

"Standing by... sure. What if something happens and we need they're help. It'll take at least an hour to get back, and that's saying if we can even contact them. THOSE FAT, LAZY, WORTHLESS, PIECES OF..."

"Why are they headed towards the Snickers Galaxy?" Raku had interrupted Ray.

"Sigh... come on lets get this over with," Ray obviously was not happy.

They went over to the entrance door, "Come on Raku, and help me push this open."

"No need to. Just press this button right here."

" Raku, there is no pow..." To late Raku was pushing the button. Then nothing happened so he pushed it again, and again, and again, and again.

"Why isn't it working Ray?"

"Because there is no power on this ship you idiot."

"OOOOOHHHHHH!" Raku then went to help Ray. Grunts and signs of struggle came from both of them. When they finally got it open they looked around to see complete darkness. They only light was from sparks that came from the broken wires. Raku turned a little pale. He wasn't used to dark places.

"Come on Raku, let's go in."

"O...ok...okay..." They went in and just as they were in the dark hallway

SLAM!

The door had shut behind them.

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Hi! Hope you liked it. Please review and tell me what you thought of it. I will start typing chapter 2 soon…hopefully. Bye for now!