Disclaimer: I do not own ToS.

Thanks for the reviews, as usual, especially SoV, and Lilikoifish. I'm sorry for not reviewing ur fanfic SoV, but I will. I promise. Please don't abandon me.

And to answer your question, SoV. This isn't Sheelos, even though I think Sheelos pwns, but Zelos is a pervert, he will flirt with any women, and he especially likes to bother Sheena with stuff like that. But sooner or later Zelaine will start.

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Anyway, on with the fic. Enjoy!

Chapter 4: The Great Zelos Wilder!

"Man Sheena you hurt me bad." Said the red haired Chosen still rubbing the huge bump he got when he fell to the ground.

"That's what you get for being such a pervert." She said in a scoffing kind of tone, "Turn around…" Zelos stood there not listening to her, "Turn around!" she got louder, "Okay if you aren't going to turn, then I may as well make another bump on the bump you already have." She took out her Vajira, and was about to use another seal on him.

"Okay, okay…" said Zelos turning his head around.

"Your whole body…" said she in an angry tone.

"Fine…" said a disappointed Zelos, "Sheena in a bikini would have been quite a sight, but no-oo, she had to make me turn around…." Muttered Zelos under his breath.

"What did you just say?" said Sheena.

"Um, y-you heard that… I, but… come on, it was a compliment, I said you would have been quite a sight, fine… sexy, how about that?" he turned around half expecting to see a happier Sheena but only to see his afterlife, "heh, Sheena… please don't… NOOOOOO!"

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"Master Zelos?" said Sebastian.

"Master Zelos is still sleeping, but you can let me out…" Sebastian heard this voice, and was confused.

"Um, Ms. Sheena? But Master Zelos's plan-"

"Backfired, so Sebastian can you please open the door for me?"

Sebastian took out his keys, still a bit confused, and felt like he was going to get paid less from Zelos, that the plan didn't work.

"Okay, it's unlocked."

"Thank you."

"Gosh I hope Master Zelos won't pay me less now…" said Sebastian with his right hand on his forehead looking down.

"Pay you less? " Sebastian heard the voice and wondered if Zelos was going to laugh at his comment, or say that he won't pay him less, all he could do was wait for him to say the next word, "Naw," His heart felt content, "that Sheena may be fine, but, way too hard to crack…" he lowered his head and felt unhappiness, "But…" his head and index finger shot straight up in the air, "The Great Zelos Wilder always has hunnies swarming to see him, yep, yep, no worries… And now" he picked up his feet, "off to the backyard…" and he walked downstairs, giving Sebastian a weirded out look, but he was kind of used to this stuff already so he got back into a straight face and went back to what he was doing before.

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"Now where did that one hell of a hotty gone?" a shadow loomed over him, without him noticing, as she walked down the stairs, "she had better not stray from my plan…" the shadow grew larger and looked like it was going to grab him, " because if she did?" the shadow grew larger, "then I may as well as give up," the shadow grew smaller, "But…" the shadow was about to grow larger again, "naw, I can't do anything, she's way too strong for me," the shadow withdrew, "or is she? Because I do have a sword, and she only has magical cards," the shadow grew larger again, "heh, what can magical cards do…" the shadow was about to grab Zelos, "but then again, she does have her incredible, acrobatic ninja techniques," the shadow receded, and stopped.

"Gosh, make up your mind already." Zelos was startled and jumped up in the air, fell back down and tripped on himself.

"You scared me." He lay at the bottom of the stairs rubbing his butt.

"Aww, the poor Great Zelos Wilder got a booboo…"

"Don't taunt me…" Zelos pouted.

"Come on, we got lessons to teach, or is your booboo going to stop you…"

"What are you? Nuts?" Zelos stood up in a proud stance with two hands on his waist, "The Great Zelos Wilder has the ability to withstand booboos, and tame the wildest of beasts, like Sheena for examp-l-e…"

"Um... Sheena, sorry, please don't give me another booboo on my head and butt, please…" He said rubbing his butt again.

"Stop whining, we got to teach Genis."

"Fine… my poor precious butt."

Sheena rolled her eyes and head.

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"Professor Raine, Raine…" said a voice whispering into Raine's ear.

"Mm… what…" her head rolled to where the voice came from.

"Aw… she's as cute like you when you were sleeping…" Sheena's head creaked as it turned around like a zombie meeting Zelos's scared face with a glare. "Ugh, I mean, she's cute, yeah…" Zelos said trying his hardest to not get another bump on his head.

"…Raine, we got to tell you something important-"

"Zelos, what are you doing up so early?"

"Wah!" screamed Zelos and fell down and bumped his head on the couch.

"Haha…" laughed the voice, and the person did a yawn and rubbed his eyes, "hey Sheena what are you up so early too…" he looked down at Zelos, and realized, "with Zelos… are you two-"

"No! Nothing is going on between us, you had better not come up with anything smart, he's a pervert-" Sheena heard the remark and stood up in a defiant stance trying to prove a point.

"Well sounds like you two were up to something."

"No, I was here with Zelos, to um…"

"You're stuttering."

"Um… tell Raine something important."

"Well, why can't you tell me?"

"Because, um… it's private information."

"Sounds like you're hiding something."

"No, we're not hiding anything, I mean, I'm not hiding anything, I mean, gosh I can't do this…Zelos you handle it from here."

"…"

"Zelos?"

She turned around and saw Zelos with the same swirls for eyes, a drooling mouth, but this time it was worse, he had three bumps on his head, and was stone cold, unconscious.

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Wow, Sheena is in quite a pickle here. Read next chappie, I promise to find out the plan they have. I know I said last chappie, that this chappie will tell you. But I had too much fun writing this as well. Oh yes, and if ppl thinks Sheena and Zelos were portrayed a bit OOC, I'm sorry. I will make it better next chappie.

Plz Review thanks.