Family guy
The breakfast table:
"Why the hell would you even let this unworthy dog eat in our kitchen, Lois?
I would kill you right now If I wanted to!" shouted Stewie.
"Oh look how cute he is, Peter, he's learning how to swear!" Lois said to Peter.
"Not now, Lois! I'm thinking of the perfect plan to kill JFK!" Peter told Lois.
"Peter, He's been dead a while." Lois told him.
(Flash back: a convertible driving down a street in Dallas, and a drunk man
wearing a John F. Kennedy mask sneaks into the convertible while JFK is in
the jon. A gun shot is heard, and the drunk guy is dead. JFK walks out of the
porter potty "Uh oh… this cannot be good.. better go hide" said JFK, running away)
"Martini please." Called Brian to Lois.
" This isn't a bar, Brian." Lois said.
"Well excuuuuuuuuse me, Mrs, 'this isn't a bar, BRIAN'!" Brian said back.
"I thought you were family. You make me sick." Yelled Brian. "Bitch" said Brian
while he spat on Lois.
"And people say he's more civilized then us!" Lois said to Peter.
"What? Oh yes the pyramids in Egypt are looking wonderful these days!"
said Peter.
Lois groaned and said "Ugh. I'm surrounding by complete idiots"
Meg walked into the kitchen. "Well Mom, if you weren't so idiotic, you wouldn't
Mind buying me a car?" asked Meg.
"Ask your father." Lois said back.
"Ugh!" Meg groaned.
To be continued