I have returned.

I wish to say one thing before I continue. I'm sorry I couldn't stop Solomn Regret. I was sure I could this time, but it seems that he got away. I've failed again… forgive me, all of you who he has flamed, for I should have stopped it.

Zuko: Stop blubbering, Sam. We'll catch him one day.

Elminster: No apprentice of mine will be beaten by a flamer!

Sam: But…he tricked me!

Elminster: And that's all he can do! Besides, the writers in this category are two smart to be consumed by rage.

Sam: Yes…

Auroun: We'll find him.

Sam: Yes! We will! But first, the fic.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

By the way…

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Sora Narration

Songfic

It begins…

Well, as you might guess, the days of Disney being the only superpower were over. Nick and the Network could crush it working together. Luckily for Disney, they didn't get along. However, piece was eventually restored. But piece is something that doesn't last. For five years later, something happened that would set off a chain of events that would change the Toon Universe…forever.

Five years later…

The throne room of King Mickey

"Alright, as I was saying, we'll need to invite dignitaries from both Nintendo and Litera, as well as the Anime leagues, and have them brought here in the most illustrious and expensive transportation we have, thought the most for the Literas, we owe them, and-"

"Your highness?" the scribe, Sebastien asked.

"Don't interrupt me!" king Mickey snapped. Then, having forgotten what he was saying, said, "alright, what is it?'

"Well," the Jamaican crab said. "are you sure this is the right time to be throwing a party? Villain/Hero relations are worse than ever this year. Besides, what we need to deal with is the Anime Leagues possibly alliance with the Network. Those wide eyed freaks hate us even more than the Network does! Do you think we can stand a war with both-"

"Why are you telling me this, scribe?' Mickey interrupted. "You know I don't deal with this foreign and internal affairs nonsense. Talk to Scrooge, he deals with that."

Sebastian scowled. Every year, the king seemed to notice his kingdom less and less. He seemed more preoccupied with impressing people and living in comfort than dealing with his nation. So steadily, power began to go to the dukes, many of whom were villains. One who seemed to come to mind was the leader of the dukes, Scrooge McDuck.

The crabs' blood boiled at that name. Scrooge had risen to his position through what seemed like a string of unfortunate coincidences, namely the death of anyone who got in his way. He remembered that the Huntsman had tried a while back, and no one had seen him since.

But Sebastian was simply a scribe, and for a servant to complain to a king could be deadly. So he kept his mouth shut and recorded the king's demands for his party.

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The Scrooge McDuck that Sebastian was talking about was, indeed, up to no good. He sat at a table in a local fancy restaurant called the Villains Chateau with several other Dukes, all villains. Jaffar, with his two apprentices Mozenrath and Sadira, Maleficent, sipping a latte, and many others. One who did not fit in was a dark haired boy in a business suit. However, in reality, he was addressing the whole room.

"Ah think you know why you're here, villains." He said in his Scottish accent.

"Yeah." Hades said. "You say you've got some big plan to gain more power. Well, what do we get?"

"I agree." Maleficent said. "All of your other plans involve one of us dieing and you getting their power."

"Ah." Scrooge said, "but not this time. Ahm not goin' after any of you. I'm goin after the big cheese."

There was a pause. "Go on." Jaffar said.

"With pleasure!" Scrooge replied.

(sung to Be prepaird, from the lion king)

Scrooge, spoken

Its true that I have lots of money

Maybe even more than I should

But all of the kings would find it funny

All the things I can't do that they could

sung I know you think you see right through me

You think this is all for one man

But all of you just listen to me

I'll show you my grand master plan

Goes to Pain and Panic

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

Hades

And where do we feature?

Scrooge

Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Panic

spoken Yeah! Be prepared.
We'll be prepared. For what?

Scrooge

spoken For the death of the king!

Pain

spoken Is he sick?

Scrooge

spoken No, fool! We're going to kill him!

Pete

spoken Great idea! Who needs a king?

Pain and Panic

spoken No king, No king, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Scrooge
spoken Idiots! There will be a king!

Pain
spoken But you said...

Scrooge
spoken I will be king!
Stick with me, and the heroes will beg at your feet!

Pain and Panic
spoken Yay, all right!

All villains

Long live the king!
Long live the king!

sung It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

Scrooge
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me

Villains
So prepare for the coup of the century

Scrooge

Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am

Villains
We will rule!
Heroes drool
From this day
They should pray

Scrooge
So unless any of you are scared

All
Be prepared!

"Well, that's all well and good," Hades said, "But how are we gonna do it?"

"It will start with two attacks." Scrooge replied. "One on Atlantica Nicka, and the other on Amnity Park."

As the villains started preparations, Scrooge chuckled at the simplicity of his plan. Soon his pawn would set into motion a chain of events that would put the galaxy in his grasp…forever.

Sam: That's the chapter. There may not be one for a while, I'll be busy.

Elminster: Come on, we're wasting time!

Sam: Okay! Are we ready?

Aragorn: Lets hunt some flamer.