Heya. Sorry for a lack of updates, I've been busy. Anyhoo, here we go.

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"Attention all citizens of Bikini Bottom! There is an invasion from Disney imminent. Begin safety procedures at once!"

This message had been sent over the city loudspeakers several times, but none of the citizens where listening. Fish were not very bright creatures, after all. Since the Atlantica Nika defense fleet had been eradicated by Duchess Ursula's assault fleet, their was practically nowhere to hide.

A squid in very fancy robes glared at the masses. Why do we have to have such an idiot for an emperor? He thought to himself. I warned him that heading home for vacation would be deadly if he didn't do it quietly, and he goes making a public announcement about it! Stupid, imperial, coral brained-

"Squidward!" yelled a high pitched and annoying voice.

Emperor Spongebob charged down the hallway of the palace, screaming his lungs out.

"Oh trusted and noble vizier, what are we gonna do? I still have so much I want to do before I die! Love, adventure, riding those penguins senator Aang keeps talking about! Hide me!"

Squidwards face hardened. "That's a sorry way for an emperor to behave! What if you had acted like that during King Mickey's first campaign here? We would have been kissing that mouse's feet, that's what."

"But-"

"No buts, your majesty." The grand vizier said with contempt. He stared into space, lost in thought.

He finally spoke.

"When Disney tried to take Nika Orange, I thought we were doomed. They had taken every other planet in the Nickelodeon Empire. We were completely outnumbered and out gunned. But somehow you took the helm. You-Spoungebob Squarepants-became a hero and sent that mouse packing, defeating him and his magic key one on one. Now look at you." He snarled. "Has the hero died?"

Spoungebob was silent for about a minute. Then he spoke.

"Bring Grease and Flipper."

Squidward nodded, bringing out a case with two spatulas in it. Spoungebob lifted them over his head, one word passing his lips.

"Freeeeeeeeedoooooom!"

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"Commander Dave! Damage report!" Ursula barked at the barbarian.

"Practically none, your grace. The Bikini Bottom defense force has fallen back to Pineapple Palace. The only damage was when this fat starfish ate my stamp collection." He began to cry. "You were so young…"

"I don't care about your stupid hobbies!" Ursula snarled. "If we are winning, press the attack to the palace and take the Emperor!"

"But, but, but-" Dave panicked. "Well…Emperor Spoungbob is in there!"

"Yes." Ursula hissed though gritted teeth. "That's sort of the…what is the word…WHOLE POINT OF THE OPERATION!"

"Well, yeah, but…but didn't you see what he did to His Highness ten years ago? He'll rip me in two!" Dave whimpered.

Ursula shook her head. " Don't you understand, Dave? That was luck! How could he possibly-"

Laser fire erupted on their position. Fish began to storm the camp.

Ursula grabbed Dave by the shirt. "You told me they were broken, you hunk of fat!"

"Ursula." A dark voice mumbled. Spoungebob stood there, his spatulas flaming.

"Luck, huh?" he continued. "Lets see how lucky you are."

Ursula sneered. "Why should I if I can do this!" with that, she pulled out a conch shell and blew it loudly. Suddenly, Dave's eyes began to glow red.

"GEAEGREAGREAAAAA!" he screamed, charging Spoungebob, sword drawn. The Emperor only barely managed to avoid the enchanted blade, furiously retaliating with his bladed cooking implements.

The sea witch cackled in triumph. "Now you cannot stop my dark power! First I'll-"

"Not so fast, fat lady." Spoke an irritatingly clogged toned voice. Squidward stood behind her.

"Oh, what do you think you can do to me, you annoying clarinet player?" Ursula taunted.

Squidward sighed. "I figured that out when I left this planet. I also realized just how much there is to enjoy here. I finally learned how to appreciate this pile of waves. But there's only one thing I learned that will matter to you."

"Oh really?" Ursula taunted. "What's that?"

"BLIZZAGA!" Squidward yelled. A wave of ice flew into Ursula's face, freezing her solid.

Ursula could tell she was defeated. From within her icy prison, she radioed to headquarters, desperate to talk to Scrooge.

"Scrooge!" she screamed into her radio. "My force is being destroyed! I need back-up!" The walls of her prison began to grow spikes.

"Why?" Scrooge responded calmly. "The plan is goin' so well. You've provided a good distraction, but ah think your use has run out."

"What?" Ursula screamed. But she had no time to say anymore. The walls of her prison closed in.

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Well, Bikini bottom was saved, and Spoungebob proved that he was still a hero. But for all of its power, this attack force was just a distraction. The real plan would be the most devastating thing Nick ever saw.

Ok, That's chapter three. Please comment.