Naruto and the Lord of the Rings
Chpt 4
Aragorn sighed once more, his back twinging in pain and his legs beginning to cramp. Hinata would gently hit him every now and then in 2 places ridding him of his pain and giving him an extra adrenaline boost, but after a while even that didn't work.
"Explain to me again why I have to carry this 6 ton pain in the ass?" He wines for the hundredth time that day, shifting Naruto's surprisingly tremendous weight to help him better balance.
"OH! I'm sorry Strider, I forgot to remove the gravity seal!" She does two quick hand signs and touches Naruto's forehead. Instantly he felt light as a feather and Aragorn stood straight up a surprised look on his face. "He always has that turned on to give him training no matter what he's doing, I do too but I take it off before battle, he only does it when he has to go all out.
"You mean to tell me he has been under that much weight THIS WHOLE TIME HE'S BEEN FIGHTING!" Yells a flustered and surprised Aragorn.
"Uh huh, yep, that's what I'm sayin hehee!" She grins sweetly and continues walking. Aragorn roughly slings Naruto's now nonexistent weight over to his right shoulder and follows, muttering curses under his breath. The Hobbits grinned at the mutterings and Merry ran up to talk to Hinata. Soon they all came to the top of the area leading down into the valley which housed Rivendale and they all stared in awe of its splendor and beauty. Aragorn and the Hobbits slowly walked down the winding pathway leading to the grand manor, but looked on in fear, awe and amazement as Hinata merely stepped over the edge and……began walking down the cliff face. "Cmon you slow pokes, I thought you wanted to get there before night fall?" Taunts the young Shinobi as she does few cartwheels across the cliff face laughing at their bewilderment.
Down in Rivendale the elves watche din amazement and fear as a mere human performed feets of energy control that had been lost to them. However they felt nothing compared to the fear that suddenly crashed into their very souls when they felt the aura of the 9 tails seeping down to them. The alarm began sounding and the elves quickly prepared for battle. Inside Arowyn stood next to Frodo when the alarm began and she rushed outside to see what was happening. Grinning she ordered those nearby to stand down before rushing towards the little group.
"Aragorn! You all have made it safe and sound!" She grins giving everyone a quick hug, Hinata taking Naruto from Aragorn as the two shared a loving embrace.
"Umm, my Lady, is there somewhere I can take Naruto-kun so that he may rest? He gave himself a huge case of Chakra Exhuastion when he helped you and Frodo out..." Hinata nervously looks around at all the hate filled elvish faces as they stare at the sleeping shinobi currently across her shoulder.
"Why yes Hinata, just take him up the hill and ask my father for a room for the two of you ok?" Hinata grins her thanks and poofs away in a cloud of smoke. The elves all stare in amazement trying to figure out where she'd gone. Never before had a human disappeared right before their eyes without them being able to track them, however there wasn't even a swirl of the sand from the smoke, their presence was just gone. One elf started running to Elrond to tell him of the disappearance, thinking to himself that something evil had happened.
"Lord Elrond Lord Elrond! Two of the humans have….." He trailed off as he saw the very two humans who had disappeared standing next to a grinning Elrond.
"I'm well aware of the powers these two seem to be exhibiting, very fascinating no?" Laughing ot himself silently Elrond lead Hinata to a spare bedroom. After she gently laid the still unconscious Naruto down she followed Elrond once more to his office. Inside she sees a desk beautifully crafted in the style the elves use for almost everything. Behind the desk is shelves and shelves of books and scrolls, a few relics lost to man. Hinata uses her byukagan to check out the place ans is surprised at the brightness of light within the whole room. Almost all of the relics surge with powerful chakra and she picks up a set of gloves that seem a little extra bright.
"Hmm, its seems those gloves have taken a liking to you young one, every time someone other than me picks them up they get burned hard by magic. Tell me little one, what's your story?" He sits down and places his fingers together as he gets comfortable to listen to her tale.
Sitting down across the desk from him she smiles, "Well, it starts when me and Naruto-kun were in our Village Konoha and…." She is interrupted as he sits forward staring at her in disbelief.
"Konoha! The Village Hidden in the Leaf! I Thought it was merely a myth! Young one you are indeed filled with surprises!" Laughing to himself he excuses himself for the rude interruption and stis back, his mind whirling with new thoughts about this information.
"Ummm, ok, but to put it bluntly, Gandalf arrived in our village and took me and Naruto-kun to go with him on a special mission to 'save the world' as he put it during our journey. He trained us to the point where I was amazed I was this strong. The strange thing is it seemed like years we spent training but it was only 2 months. I still don't understand it cause the pure amazing improvement in our skills is far beyond that of a 2 month period!" Shrugging she sits back, wondering what Elrond might have to say on the matter.
"Well, it seems to me as if Gandalf might have trapped you three in a 'Time Bubble,' if so that would explain his absence right now, he'd have to recover form the pure strain of using that technique, but you say he trained you as well?" Arching an eyebrow, he couldn't see how Gandalf could have done anything other than stand still while they trained.
"Yes, he sparred with us and gave us several new techniques, many lost to all other Shinobi but us, he even taught us a little bit of his magic, though its different than chakra, chakra is involved so we were able to use it without too much trouble, however near the end of our training he did seem to be under a lot of stress…" She rubs her chin thinking about that while Elrond stares in amazement.
Not only did Gandalf use a time bubble, he maintained it for two months AND trained these two physically, mentally, and magically! Just how powerful IS Gandalf! " Well little one, I guess that will work for now, its dark outside and I KNOW you want to rest up a bit." Grinning he flicked his wrist opening a secret path way behind one of the book cases. "This will take you directly to Naruto's room, there are two beds if you remember correctly?" Grinning he watched her step through the entrance and wave goodbye before he flicked his wrist again closing the passage. I never knew such power existed… He thinks to himself as his eyes adjust back to normal, the lens all elves have to dampen energy radiated from the body that normal beings cannot see. Gandalf never exhibited much, but these two were as bright as two miniature stars to the elves, so much so that their natural lens thickened greatly to the point they'd never been before. His surprise increases as he notices for the first time that every step they make, everything they touch, a residue of their energy is left behind, and in a powerful amount. What ARE they! He rubs his head as he tries to figure how to best handle the situation.
Elsewhere….
Sam and the group grin at the elves around them as they try to figure out where Hinata disappeared Eowyn and Aragorn laught to themselves. Eowyn turns to another elf and asks him to show the little hobbits to rooms then to take them to Frodo to visit. The elf nods and motions for the hobbits to follow while Eowyn and Aragorn excuse themselves and run towards Eowyns personal rooms.
"Seems like their going to have some fun eh?" Laughs Pippin as he pokes Sam and Merry in the ribs.
"Oh hush up you perv!"Sam says, his face bright red as he imagines the scene forced into his head against his will. Laughing Merry smacks Sam on the back.
"Taint nothing to be embarrassed about boyo, lets just get to those rooms and see Frodo haha!" Grinning ear to ear he follows after the Elf leaving the other two to catch up. As they walk quietly behind the elf Sam notices a particularly beautiful elf eying him up and down. She blows into her hand then blows towards Sam, suddenly he hears a voice in his ear that only he can hear.
"Hello little one, your very cute and I would LOVE to get to know you better. Meet me in the gardens tonight as the stars start to shine. See you later love!" Sam stares in surprise as he looks up at her and blushes as she winks and turns around, part of the dress shes wearing splitting just enough to give him a good view of her backside. Blood starts streaming from his nose as he walks on in a daze. Pippin witnessing the whole thing also has a little blood but he smacks Sam on the back and gives him a thumbs up. However his humor is shortlived and replaced with something funnier as the dazed hobbit not only trips and falls but also slams face first into one of the pillars, his face slowly trailing down its side leaving a long streak of blood.
Later that night….
Sam sits in the garden on a beautiful silver bench, rolling his thumbs nervously as he waits for the beautiful Elf to arrive.
"Why hello there my little one…" said elf says seductively as she wraps her arms around the little hobbits neck from behind.
"Oh! Umm, h-hello…" HE stutters a little and jumps as she gently kisses his neck and blows rather seductively against his ear. He shudders at the contact.
"I do so love the innocence, but I must say, you have caught more than my eyes little one. Do you want to know a few secrets of us elves?" Arching an eyebrow she lightly hops over the bench back and sits next to him, her arms pulling him gently, but leaving no room for argument, into her incredibly big breasts, barely any cloth covering the said objects up. A little blood leaks from his nose as he shakes his head yes. "We can see into the future, usually not far, but the first thing we always see when learning is who we are to be with for eternity after. And guess what little one?"
"W-what?" He tries to look up and is amazed when he see her eyes, pure happiness and seductive pleasure rolled into one in her eyes as she lifts him up enough to be nose to nose.
"I've been waiting for you for 500 years my little one, and that is a LONG time to be celibate little one, and I can't take it anymore now that your finally here…." Saying this she attacks him, gently albeit, but attack none the less. Several elves nearby grin at the final meeting of soul mates pleasure, however those not used to this like the elves, the loud cries of pleasure kept them up all night, though they grinned at the fact that one of their own was getting a very pleasurable night, it was still annoying.
The next morning found a blonde headed blue eyed demon ransacking the whole area seeking out a certain elf hobbit pair that were running for their lives, bits of clothes still trying to be put on hastily as the demon threw rasengan after rasengan after the two.
"Come back here and receive your punishment you perverted mother fuckers!" Naruto screams, his eyes bloodshot and dark bags under them. He shunshins in front of the pair and a huge cloud of dust suddenly appears when he tackles them, random feet or hands appearing now and then the only evidence of anything still in the cloud. Hinata stands nearby, her arms filled with elvish food and trinkets, however she knew which trinkets held magical properties and always bought those, the elves couldn't understand how she had enough money to afford that much. Grinning she charges a lightning attack in her left hand and casually tosses it into the cloud effectively electrocuting all three people inside. The cloud settles to show three people twitching every now and then with their hair standing on end.
"Lady Hina-ata, that wa-was real c-cold of you.,….." Sam says a playful grin plastered to his face. Naruto twitches one last time before leaping up and tickling Hinata to the ground.
"HAHHAAAA, I'M SORRY NARU-KUN, P-PLEASE STOP HAHAHHAAAAHAHAAAA!" Grinning he stops and shunshins behind the new girlfriend of Sam.
"I think shes going ot attack!" He says with mock fear. He feels a sudden major killer intent and turns to the right to see Hinata and Sam with furious looks on their faces, steam almost seeming to come from their ears.
"YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!" Sam yell while drawing his blade and charging.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT GIRLS ASS!" Hinata yells as she charkes a pure white Chidori and charges forward. Naruto 'huhs' and look at his hands, which are resting on the naked butt of a VERY beautiful elf, and one of his thumbs seems to be way to near her 'happy place'. The blood drains from his face as he lets go as fast as he can and runs. The elf looks a little embarrassed and happy at the same time. Other elves around the area laugh at her predicament knowing just how sensitive an elf is in that area after their first time. A mere touch enough to send them into pure exstacy, which is why elves usually spend 2 weeks taking full advantage of that extra pleasure.almost 24/7. She suddenly takes off after them, her speed increased greatly by her desire and magic as she catches up to Sam, grabs him, and runs back to her rooms, juice leaving a trail the whole way. However the still very pissed off Hinata is chasing after Naruto so hard she leaves major hole sin the ground where her feet land, Naruto having to use shunshin a lot in order to stay alive.
"I'm sorry Hinata it was an accident I swear!" Everyone laughs at both the scenes, wondering where their peaceful existence had gone to as they all grin widely.
TBC….
As usual, I do not own any people or creatures I did not make up on my own. IF your gonna sue me then BRING IT SUCKAS! Just kiddin, please don't sue me….bows low to the ground so that his forehead touches the ground I'm just a poor college student I can't afford it waaaahhhhhh:(( SO NE WAYS! If anyone has any suggestions that would help the story give me a hand. TTYL people buh bye!
JOHN IRISH