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Crash's House – 12: 02 PM

"Well…how's it coming?" Aku-Aku said coming into the basement. Coco had a pair of big black goggles on as she typed on her big, main computer.

"She hasn't been talking much," Crunch said sitting on a couch, staring at Coco, "I don't even know if she can hear us over her loud typing!" He shouted, trying to get her to hear. She just kept typing.

"Oh, I see…I think…" Aku-Aku floated over next to Crunch. Crunch looked up at him.

"She said something about cloning before she started typing and wouldn't talk. I have no clue what the heck she was talking about though." Crunch sighed as he shrugged.

"Hmm…" Aku-Aku thought for a moment then flew over to Coco and screamed in her ear, "COCO! WHAT DID THE NOTEBOOK SAY!"

Coco quickly stopped typing and slowly turned to face Aku-Aku. "A FORMULA FOR CLONING!" She screamed back, the sound waves pushing Aku-Aku back a little bit.

Aku-Aku flew back over to her as she started typing again. He went to open his mouth, then closed it, deciding not to try to yell a conversation to her. "I'm going upstairs!" Aku-Aku told Crunch. Crunch nodded, and then Aku-Aku went upstairs.

Cortex Castle- 12:20 PM

Cortex had just gotten up and was brushing his teeth when he heard loud footsteps. "Oh know…it Tiny…" Cortex's eyes went wide open as he panicked. "Where am I going to hid-" He began as Tiny broke right through the door. His sneakers squeaked against the linoleum flooring in the Dr.'s bathroom as he came to a sudden stop. "I WENT TO A FLEAMARKET TODAY." He spit all over Cortex. Cortex slowly wiped off the spit as Tiny continued, more calmly, "And I found this weird shaped lamb and it wont work! It doesn't even have a plug for me to plug into something!" Tiny said, sounding disappointing.

Cortex rolled his eyes, "And where is this lamp?"

"Here!" Tiny took out the lamp. It was a rather short lamp, looking like gold, shiny in the light. It looked more like a funky pot, with a curly spout. Cortex snatched It quickly and turned his back to Tiny. He studied it for a few minutes then turned back around. "I think it's one of those clap-on clap-off lamps!" He placed it on the counter and clapped. Nothing happened. He clapped once more. Again, nothing.

"Why wont it work!" Tiny jumped up and down impatiently, as the hopped around on the counter and fell off.

"Nice going, you knocked it off!" Cortex shoved Tiny and picked up the lamp, "Ah! It's just a little too dirty! That's the problem with flea markets," Cortex began as he rubbed off the dust, "You never know how old the junk is," He finished just as the lamp shook within his hands then floated up into the middle of the room, the light bulbs went out, and the only light came from a glow from the lamp.

"AHH!" Tiny gasped as he backed up and went into a little ball. Cortex's eyes went wide open as he saw a giant, green hand pop out of the spout. Cortex, quickly closed his eyes in fear. But Tiny couldn't help but watch. After the hand came a full body, then the legs and the other arm, then a head popped out of the body. The lamp froze and fell tot eh ground, not glowing anymore. The green figure had on tan slip-on shoes, with baggy tan shorts. He had green eyes, and black hair in a pony tail that stood up by 'magic'

"WHO RUBBED MY LAMP…?" It spoke loudly.

"HE DID!" Tiny shook as he pointed at Cortex. Cortex opened his eyes and screamed.

"I am Genie Alamanotoziodelinimik. You can just call me Adam." The genie said, kneeling over to Cortex's level, "I will grant you three wishes, young one,"

"YOUNG ONE! I AM NOT A KID! I WISH SOME PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT!" Cortex said angrily.

"As you wish." Adam spoke and clapped his hands. "Anymore wishes, old one?" He joked…or perhaps it wasn't a joke and just the affect of the magic wish.

"Shoot…I wasted a wish!" Cortex said as he hit his head with his fist.

"OOH! WISH FOR SOME ICE CREAM CONES! ICE CREAM CONES! ICC ICC ICC ICC ICC ICC!"

"UGH, I WISH TINY WOULD JUST SHUT UP!" Cortex screamed. Adam bowed and clapped his hands. Just then a roll of duct tape appeared and some tape unraveled itself and snapped off. It swung over Tiny's mouth, and the room grew quiet again. The roll of duct tape then disappeared, and the tape on Tiny's mouth stayed. Tiny tried to talk, but it only came out as, "MMMM! MMM MMMM MMM!"

"Heh heh…I shouldn't waste wishes like that…hmmm…I KNOW! IVE ALWAYS WANTED WORLD DOMINATION!" His eyes speckled with evil as Adam grinned.

"Right away!" The genie clapped his hands for the third time, "Have fun ruling over the world! And by that, I mean: Walt Disney WORLD." Adam laughed, "You humans never have enough sense to be specific! Those were your three wishes, good bye!" Adam was then shoved back through the spout and the lamp landed back on the counter. Tiny had now figured out he should rip off the tape and did so. "THAT LITTLE GENIE IS GOING DOWN!" He reached for the lamp, as Cortex did too!

"NO YOU IDIOT! YOU'LL RUIN MY CHANCES OF RULING THE WORLD! I JUST NEED N. GIN TO WISH FOR US!" He pulled the lamp closer to him. Tiny growled and pulled it closer to himself. The two played tug-a-war until Dingodile slammed the door open with a newspaper, "Oh sorry…just have to take a stinky!"

Dingodile had startled Tiny, causing him to let go of the lamp, sending Cortex flying back, as the lamp sprung free from his hands and went soaring out the window. Cortex quickly got up and bent over the window to try to reach for it as it fell, and fell, and fell and finally splashed into the ocean.

"Good bye…dreams…" Cortex sighed, "YOU MORON." He screamed at Tiny as he tackled him.

"I'll just go get another bathroom then…" Dingodile said as he slowly backed away and ran off.

End of chapter 2