OK here comes my chapter Yay!
The Doctor had now been in the room for three hours. He once managed to open the lock with his sonic screwdriver, but there'd been guards outside. He was sent back in, but not before he gave them a few bruises. They were, after all, trained Ninjas. It had been Ninjas Vs Time Lord martial arts, but The Doctor was outnumbered and
Anyway.
"We just can't get a straight answer out of him," Kakashi mumbled. "For Christ's sake, you try something."
The Doctor was sat in a chair and, when he saw two figures approach the door, a frankly brilliant idea popped into his head.
"Well it would be you," he said through gritted teeth as Sakura opened the door.
"Alright, whoever you are?" Sakura started before The Doctor cut her off.
"How dare you, young lady!" He interrupted, "I've travelled over 1500 miles to get here, I was sent by the Emperor himself! And as soon as I get here, you tie me up! Now, I demand an audience with your Sensei, or?"
"You're from the Emperor? Sakura gasped.
"Yep," The Doctor said, taking out the psychic paper. "See? I have this new-fangled identification with me."
Sakura just stood there calmly.
"You expect us to believe that?"
"Yes, actually. Now?"
"It's fake."
"What?"
"It's some kind of Jutsu."
"Psychic paper, actually. Thought it was worth a try." He quickly pocketed it. "Oh well, ask away."
"Right? Who are you?"
"I'm The Doctor."
"Doctor, Doctor Who?"
"Never heard that one before," He muttered under his breath. "No Who. Just The Doctor."
"OK, Doctor-with-no-name, who sent you?"
"Nobody sent me."
"What?"
"Just passing through."
"Oh, please! This village is hidden, top-secret, it's a Ninja village, and you're saying you just dropped in?"
"Yeah," The Doctor grinned. "It's more fun that way."
"Alright, where are you from, then, if you won't tell me who sent you?"
"Oh, I'm from all over the place? I wonder?"
"What?"
"I wonder where you came from if you've got that kind of bad hair dye?"
After another beating, The Doctor struggled to his feet.
"Now," Sakura demanded, "Who sent you?"
"Nobody!"
"Where are you from? What village? What country?"
"What's the point?" The Doctor answered, "You've never even heard of me!"
"TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!"
"If I tell you, will you shut up?"
"Yes. Fine. Just tell me."
The Doctor sighed briefly.
"I'm a Time Lord."
"What?"
"A Time Lord. And, hold on, where'd you put my TARDIS?"
"What?"
"My ship."
"You mean that weird blue box?"
"Yeah."
"How could that be a ship?"
"Disguised," he started, before simplifying it and just saying "It's got a Jutsu on it."
"Oh" Um, I think it's downstairs somewhere."
"Well, give it back."
"No!"
"Please!" His voice was suddenly almost pleading. "I need that ship. It's all I've got- literally"
"Alright, but you have to tell me where you're from."
"Alright, I'm from Gallifrey."
"Where?"
"Another world. Trust me, it's a LONG way from here."
"Well? What's a Time Lord?"
"It's my Species. The first intelligent race to exist.?
"And, you swear you're telling the truth?"
The Doctor nodded. "Cross my heart? both of them."
"What?"
"I've got two hearts."
"Two hearts?"
"Yup."
"Alright, I'll talk with the Sensei about your ship."
Sakura left the room, and a surprising thought entered her head:
"I wonder what else he's got two of?"
The Doctor remained sitting in that room for some time, until Naruto entered.
"The sensei wants to see you," he nodded, and led The Doctor out of the room.
After a second, The Doctor gave Naruto a puzzled look and said:
"Have we met before?"
A cold, mechanical voice cut through the darkened air.
"Designate Time and Location."
"Location: Earth. Ancient Japan."
"Understood. Units 2739 and 2740, seek and locate The Doctor. Units 17210 to 17220, locate humans. All humans found will be upgraded."