WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters TT. BUT I OWN ALL THE CHIBIS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok maybe not…but that made me feel all better…well, almost…TT not again!

Notes: thinking I'm not picking my nose! I'm pointing to my brain

They spar together? What the hell happened while I was gone? Naruto could feel their Chakra long before he reached the clearing. That Sasuke bastard…all alone with Sakura. I'll kill him if he touches her…what if their Chakra's raised because they're… Images of Sakura and Sasuke naked and in various positions, began to play over and over again in Naruto's mind. No! Don't think about it…I can't stop thinking about it…crap! This is all his fault! I'll kill him!

Naruto paused. Wait. I need to think of something that will actually work…Sexy no jutsu won't work this time…hmmm…That's it! Naruto made the hand sign for his trademark jutsu. A shadow clone appeared in front of him. Naruto motioned for his other self to come closer. He whispered his evil plan into the shadow clone's ear. "Alright!" He yelled, raising a clenched fist. "Let's do it!"

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"I think he turned back," Sakura turned to look at Sasuke. "Since he's not coming, can we continue?"

He started to walk off. "No." She ran up behind him and grabbed his arm.

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Naruto was crouched under a bush, spying on his former teammates. They don't even know I'm here. This is great. Sasuke's gunna tell Sakura off, and I'll be here to comfort her. Take that, you bastard!

"Sasuke." He turned to look at her. "Why did you agree to train me?"

"Because you're weak."

"What do you mean I'm weak? Tsunade-sama has been teaching-"

"I didn't mean physically weak. You're too emotional."

Sakura stared at him. "I don't understand…"

He shrugged her hand off. "Emotions are a weakness. Until you can understand that, you'll never advance to the next level. Attachments only get in the way."

Sakura took a step back. "How can you say that?"

He couldn't look her in the eye. "When you fight for yourself, you become stronger."

"That's not true!" Sasuke looked up. "When someone I care about is in danger, I become stronger to protect that person. Emotions are a strength, Sasuke. Unless you can understand that, you'll always be one step behind Naruto."

Sasuke grabbed the back of Sakura's neck and pulled her closer to him. "You don't know anything about me and Naruto." He brushed his lips against her ear. "So if I were you," he smirked when she shivered. "I wouldn't pretend that I did."

That bastard! He's touching her! Naruto began to wriggle out from under his bush. Wait till I- "ouch" -get out there. Naruto was about to interrupt, when he heard Sakura speak up.

"Don't touch me that way when you don't mean it." She shoved Sasuke away from her. "Even if you did mean it," she whispered, "I've gotten over you."

Sasuke stepped forward and grabbed Sakura by the waist. She tried to push him off, but he wouldn't budge. She glared at him. "Let me go!" She tried pushing him away again, but this time he only pulled her closer.

"Tell me why I should let you go." Sakura stared at him in shock, unable to speak. "What's the matter Sakura? Can't think of a reason?"

Before she could respond, Sasuke's lips were pressing against her own. Sakura could feel him licking her bottom lip, begging to be allowed in. She wrapped her arms around his neck to support herself. She parted her lips, and shivered when the intruder began to explore her mouth. Her mind was screaming for him to stop, but her body was screaming for more.

Why can't I move? Naruto stared in shock at the scene in front of him, not knowing what to do. Come on feet! Move! Naruto stepped into the clearing, but the nausea in his stomach refused to let him get any closer. I need to focus on the mission.

When Sasuke finally pulled away, they were both out of breath. "Sasuke," Sakura said her face turning red, "Why did-"

"Sorry to interrupt," Sakura turned a deep shade of crimson when she realized her arms were still around Sasuke's neck. She removed them quickly, hoping Naruto didn't notice. "Tsunade-sama has asked me to escort the both of you to her office."

Sasuke stared at Naruto expressionless. "I have something else I need to be doing." Naruto glared at him. "Besides, If she sent you to escort us, it must not be that important."

Sakura cringed as Naruto's chakra began to grow. "Naruto!" She yelled. "Now is not the time for this. What did Tsunade-sama say exactly?"

Naruto was too pissed off to hear anything she said,. The animal within his soul had taken over. Sasuke raised his own chakra to prepare for the attack headed his way.