Disclaimer: Me no own the show.
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DIS: Hello everyone! How are you this Saturday? I am fine. Thank you all for reviewing! I got more reviews than I had even expected. Ok, here we go!
Kuramaandhiei4ever: I've seen the movie "Poltergeist Report" of YYH, not much episodes though. I'm sooo happy you thought it was funny! My main intention was making in hilarious too.
Sailor Tiamat: Wow! Someone else thinks it's funny! (^_^) That makes me want to cry! No, not really! Yeah, the character bashing is mainly from Malik, so flame him, not me!
Malik: Shit...
DIS: Just kidding! It was humorous bashing anyway.
Rayne B: Nope, I don't like Yami as much as I do my evil yami, here!
Y/M: NO! NO MORE HUGGING!!!
DIS: Hehehe...
Sailor Starlight Girl: Don't worry! I'm going to continue! I am right now, in fact! Plus, if I didn't, what fun would that be?
GoddessOfImaginaryLightKokuei: I'm over enjoyed that you liked it! Hey, you're an authoress, though you never log in.
Guardian of the Light: There is a plot though. It's the plot of Malik's in Battle City! And he isn't fucking anything...I think.
Speedy-anime-angel: Yay! Another person who thought this was funny! Yessss!!!!*victory pose*
FOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V: Hey girl! Wow, I don't think you've reviewed any of my fics...I don't remember. Anyway, HOW DID YOU KNOW THE COUPLE?!?! Oh wait, it's pretty obvious. Hehehe......thanks for reviewing!!
DIS: 8 reviews! The first chapter rewled!!!
Malik: No it didn't.
DIS: Shut your face.
Malik: Why don't YOU shut YOUR face?!
DIS: WHY DON'T YOU DIE?????????
Malik: I don't know...
Yami: Good question! I can NEVER kill the damn thing!
Malik: THING???? I'm a GUY, you idiot!
Yami: So you are. Sorry, I forgot by you feminine attitude.
Malik: PISS OFF, PHARAOH!!
DIS: (ahem) please enjoy the chapter. Oh, yeah, this fic is all in Malik's POV, unless it changed to someone elses. In other words, the starting of each chapter is in Malik's POV. Also, short chapter.
WARNING!!!!!!!!! DUE TO THE LANGUAGE AND GRAPHIC CONTENT IN THIS CHAPTER, OR FIC, THEN WE SUGGEST PEOPLE UNDERAGE NOT READ THIS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!
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Ok, I got that idiot blond in my control, now for little Tea. Hmm...I should make her my personal salve, she'll be fun t play with...hehehe...Oh what the fuck now?!
"Master Malik, we have located Seto Kaiba and Yugi." Odion told me.
"Ok." I replied.
"And we should head to the docks soon, before Kaiba and Yugi get there." I twitched as he spoke.
"Alright." I mumbled.
"And-"
"I GET IT, ODION!!!!!!!!!"I snapped. Odion just kind of...stared.
"Yes, Master Malik." He murmured and rose from his knees. He gave me a frightened glance, before leaving. Screw him then. I hope he gets raped! Mwahahahaha!! Maybe that was going to far. Actually, who would WANT to rape Odion? Ew...I sure as fuck wouldn't. Anyway, I better get Tea while I still can. At least before one of the rare hunters rape her. I know she's a lot more worthy of being raped than Odion. Hell, I might even do that...I'll put that thought on hold...
Ah, here she is! What a gentle complexion she has. I wonder if little Yugi has scored with her yet? Nah, Joey probably did. Or maybe...UGH! I don't even want to THINK of Seto Kaiba getting Gardner in bed...EWWWW!!! Nasty image!
Ok, here I—Aw shit! She's waking up. Lucky I'm in the shadows. 'Odion! Bring in Wheeler!'
'Yes, Master Malik.' Wheeler, who is under my control, came in with Odion.
"Joey!! Thank god you're here! Hurry and get me out of this!!" I snuck behind her as she talked to "Joey". "Joey? Hey, why are you giving me that weird look? OMIGOD!! I'm so sorry Joey! They took you and made you their BEEYATCH!!!!!!!!" (OO) WHAT?! Someone's bitch?! Jeez, that's lewd. Anyway, before she could speak any more, I took her mind in my control. Perfect. Alright then. I guess since that's done, I can finally deicide whether she is going to be my regular mind slave or my personal slave. Choices, choices. Well, what would the Pharaoh say? Oh yeah, he'd say, 'I fuck no one, but my gay, fagot lover, Seto Kaiba! SOMEONE MAY FUCK HER FOR ME!' Figures. That blond idiot. They're all the same. Even that blond girl, Mai Valentine. *shivers* 'Like, OMG! That is suck a cool thong! I am, like, such a slutty valley girl! I should, like, go around naked, fucking every man I see! Yeah!' Oh Ra, I hate her. She's so annoying. I really need to kill her some time soon, the bitch.
Anyways, I untie Tea and have her stand up. Good, now her and Joey are standing face to face. The gay Pharaoh will lose! I wonder if he fucked the priest in his ancient times. Ugh, I don't wanna know. Even if he didn't, it's obvious the 2 obsess over each other more than I do about my M. Rod. Yes, that's a confession. I polish it 12 times a day too, if anyone wants to know. Ok, question: WHY THE HELL AM I TALKING TO MYSELF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I am lonely, it does prove that point and all. But I suppose that it does prove most well that I am talking in my mind, instead of out loud. Though, I bet my lazy-ass yami hears me. Oh well, he die for all I care. But I realty would like to get the opportunity to shove my foot up that bastards ass. Hmm...but I don't know what's up there, so I might want to not do that, just in case I get my shoe dirty. There might be some kind of acid up there...ugh.
Ok, it's time to take my mind slaves to the docks! Tea to my ship and Wheeler to the dock. Ha! EAT MY WORDS, PHARAOH!!!
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Wait, that didn't make any sense.......
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DIS: So, how was it? Good, bad? I know I could've extended it, but I need to update 'Strange Love' Please review!
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DIS: Hello everyone! How are you this Saturday? I am fine. Thank you all for reviewing! I got more reviews than I had even expected. Ok, here we go!
Kuramaandhiei4ever: I've seen the movie "Poltergeist Report" of YYH, not much episodes though. I'm sooo happy you thought it was funny! My main intention was making in hilarious too.
Sailor Tiamat: Wow! Someone else thinks it's funny! (^_^) That makes me want to cry! No, not really! Yeah, the character bashing is mainly from Malik, so flame him, not me!
Malik: Shit...
DIS: Just kidding! It was humorous bashing anyway.
Rayne B: Nope, I don't like Yami as much as I do my evil yami, here!
Y/M: NO! NO MORE HUGGING!!!
DIS: Hehehe...
Sailor Starlight Girl: Don't worry! I'm going to continue! I am right now, in fact! Plus, if I didn't, what fun would that be?
GoddessOfImaginaryLightKokuei: I'm over enjoyed that you liked it! Hey, you're an authoress, though you never log in.
Guardian of the Light: There is a plot though. It's the plot of Malik's in Battle City! And he isn't fucking anything...I think.
Speedy-anime-angel: Yay! Another person who thought this was funny! Yessss!!!!*victory pose*
FOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V: Hey girl! Wow, I don't think you've reviewed any of my fics...I don't remember. Anyway, HOW DID YOU KNOW THE COUPLE?!?! Oh wait, it's pretty obvious. Hehehe......thanks for reviewing!!
DIS: 8 reviews! The first chapter rewled!!!
Malik: No it didn't.
DIS: Shut your face.
Malik: Why don't YOU shut YOUR face?!
DIS: WHY DON'T YOU DIE?????????
Malik: I don't know...
Yami: Good question! I can NEVER kill the damn thing!
Malik: THING???? I'm a GUY, you idiot!
Yami: So you are. Sorry, I forgot by you feminine attitude.
Malik: PISS OFF, PHARAOH!!
DIS: (ahem) please enjoy the chapter. Oh, yeah, this fic is all in Malik's POV, unless it changed to someone elses. In other words, the starting of each chapter is in Malik's POV. Also, short chapter.
WARNING!!!!!!!!! DUE TO THE LANGUAGE AND GRAPHIC CONTENT IN THIS CHAPTER, OR FIC, THEN WE SUGGEST PEOPLE UNDERAGE NOT READ THIS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!
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Ok, I got that idiot blond in my control, now for little Tea. Hmm...I should make her my personal salve, she'll be fun t play with...hehehe...Oh what the fuck now?!
"Master Malik, we have located Seto Kaiba and Yugi." Odion told me.
"Ok." I replied.
"And we should head to the docks soon, before Kaiba and Yugi get there." I twitched as he spoke.
"Alright." I mumbled.
"And-"
"I GET IT, ODION!!!!!!!!!"I snapped. Odion just kind of...stared.
"Yes, Master Malik." He murmured and rose from his knees. He gave me a frightened glance, before leaving. Screw him then. I hope he gets raped! Mwahahahaha!! Maybe that was going to far. Actually, who would WANT to rape Odion? Ew...I sure as fuck wouldn't. Anyway, I better get Tea while I still can. At least before one of the rare hunters rape her. I know she's a lot more worthy of being raped than Odion. Hell, I might even do that...I'll put that thought on hold...
Ah, here she is! What a gentle complexion she has. I wonder if little Yugi has scored with her yet? Nah, Joey probably did. Or maybe...UGH! I don't even want to THINK of Seto Kaiba getting Gardner in bed...EWWWW!!! Nasty image!
Ok, here I—Aw shit! She's waking up. Lucky I'm in the shadows. 'Odion! Bring in Wheeler!'
'Yes, Master Malik.' Wheeler, who is under my control, came in with Odion.
"Joey!! Thank god you're here! Hurry and get me out of this!!" I snuck behind her as she talked to "Joey". "Joey? Hey, why are you giving me that weird look? OMIGOD!! I'm so sorry Joey! They took you and made you their BEEYATCH!!!!!!!!" (OO) WHAT?! Someone's bitch?! Jeez, that's lewd. Anyway, before she could speak any more, I took her mind in my control. Perfect. Alright then. I guess since that's done, I can finally deicide whether she is going to be my regular mind slave or my personal slave. Choices, choices. Well, what would the Pharaoh say? Oh yeah, he'd say, 'I fuck no one, but my gay, fagot lover, Seto Kaiba! SOMEONE MAY FUCK HER FOR ME!' Figures. That blond idiot. They're all the same. Even that blond girl, Mai Valentine. *shivers* 'Like, OMG! That is suck a cool thong! I am, like, such a slutty valley girl! I should, like, go around naked, fucking every man I see! Yeah!' Oh Ra, I hate her. She's so annoying. I really need to kill her some time soon, the bitch.
Anyways, I untie Tea and have her stand up. Good, now her and Joey are standing face to face. The gay Pharaoh will lose! I wonder if he fucked the priest in his ancient times. Ugh, I don't wanna know. Even if he didn't, it's obvious the 2 obsess over each other more than I do about my M. Rod. Yes, that's a confession. I polish it 12 times a day too, if anyone wants to know. Ok, question: WHY THE HELL AM I TALKING TO MYSELF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I am lonely, it does prove that point and all. But I suppose that it does prove most well that I am talking in my mind, instead of out loud. Though, I bet my lazy-ass yami hears me. Oh well, he die for all I care. But I realty would like to get the opportunity to shove my foot up that bastards ass. Hmm...but I don't know what's up there, so I might want to not do that, just in case I get my shoe dirty. There might be some kind of acid up there...ugh.
Ok, it's time to take my mind slaves to the docks! Tea to my ship and Wheeler to the dock. Ha! EAT MY WORDS, PHARAOH!!!
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Wait, that didn't make any sense.......
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DIS: So, how was it? Good, bad? I know I could've extended it, but I need to update 'Strange Love' Please review!