DIS: Hello everyone! I bet you hate me for not updating, eh?runs away from vegetables being thrown at her EEK! Well, sorry everyone!! I really am! Ya see,sticks toothpick in mouthI had the whole chapter on a floppy disk a couple weeks ago, but unfortunately, I lost the bloody thing! With other masterpieces of mine! Ok, not master pieces. But anyways, here we go!
Tsunmi-chan: I LOVE Yami Marik! He rewls!!!! Oh yeah!!! laughs nervously, blushes Thank ya much for reviewing.
Ruler of Darkness: Yes...very odd...Mwahahaha!
Chibi-Chichan: YO! Waddup?? ;.; Yay! I feel so happy inside! You love my story?sobs happily
KawaiiLil-InuGurl: grins I have succeeded in making this a totally humorous fic. AWRIGHT!
fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V:bows to Odion Yes! All hail Odion!!! There will be lots of Odion this chapter too! And LOTS of Malik!
Odion:feeling proud
Wicked angel grls: Maybe he will make Tea his personal slave...I won't tell...Mwahaha!! ahem
BlindFate: You leave lots of things in your reviews...some I have no idea of...
Sour Schuyler: Yami/Seto? Perhaps...What does Malik think of this?
Malik:chaining Y/M to an anchor What?drops the anchor
Y/M: OO;;;;;;;;;; NOOOO--gurgle
DIS: Someone save Y/M! Oh I willsnap
Y/M:wet and nude What? I'm alive! OO And nude!!!!!!!!AUUGGHH!!!
DIS:cackles grins
Sailor Tiamat: Of course you weren't flaming me! I know that!
Sb1: Yeah, Malik's POV is great! I just came up with it since he seemed to be the rebellious one and I thought that his thoughts would make the whole story more humorous. grins
Rosepedal711: Ya hit Yami!! Woo-hoo!! ahem You hate Mai, don't ya? Oh, Malik, here ya go.
Malik: WHAT?gets glomped by rosepedal711 .
DIS:grins
MarikIshtarRH01970: Yay! And I am continuing! Finally...--
Guardian of the Light: Are you flaming me? Coz that was really mean to say that the chapter sucked. And you knocked out my main character...
Rayne B: You are very welcome! I hate Marie-Sue's!!
GoddessOfImaginaryLightKokuei: POST A SONG FIC!!! Mwahahaha!!!coughs ,.
Sailor Starlight Girl: If fOX heard you say, 'Who would want to rape Odion?' she would go bonkers. She's a Rishid fan. grin My goodness! You're trying to rape Malik?! But...who wouldn't?GRRRIIINNN
Malik: OO I'm sleeping somewhere else tonight...
Kuramaandhiei4ever: Mai sees naked women? Holy cheeznips!
Redconvoy: ROD??? BIG???!?!? X.X I DO! (such a pevert) Yes, but his mind is BIIGGG!!! Not little!
DIS: Now that that is done, it is time for the chapter and it will be long, like a reviewer requested, or at least I hope it will be. Please enjoy.
Hehehe...would you look at the FUCKING TIME??!?!?!?!?!
Where is that bald headed moron that's my stupid brother??!?! ODION, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!! I've been standing here at the docks and he decided to take his fucking time...
"Master Malik."
Well look what the cat dropped in!
"I am sorry Master Malik, I have been delayed."
"Oh really? By what, Odion?" I asked smugly. He sweated nervously and gave a nervous look towards Joey and Tea.
"Um...you see Master Malik...I had to do some shopping...you see... I was...preoccupied." Odion answered me, with a nervous shuffle. The impudent fool! I SHALL DEVOUR HIS BRAINS!!!! ((LOL)) or not...but if her let's me...GRINS
"With what?" I spat at him. He winced and coughed and tilted his head at Wheeler. Ooohhh……..Why didn't the bastard say so, damn him!?
"mumbling Stupid, idiotic bastard from hell...Fucking big ass...ego maniac...grr." I grumbled then snapped, "Where the hell are the locator cards?!"
"Right here, Master Malik." Odion handed the 6-locator cards to me and I snatched them away from him, a devil glare shot at him. That should show him. He acts like the fucking gay Pharaoh……..I bet Yami's fucking that Priest right now too! Eww...Bad image!!!
"Master Malik...the plan will work, won't it?" Odion asked. What a dumb ass! cackles Wait a minute...hmm...
He's a dumbass, and you're a dumbass, dumbass!!!I hope Y/M burns in hell...Eh, if Ishizu's stupid enough she'll help me and destroy 'The Darkness Inside Of Me'. She's such a preacher. My fucking Ra.
"Master Malik—"
"WHAT NOW?!??!?!?!" I snapped at Odion. He backed away from me, obviously thinking I was insane. Well I will be here soon, damn-it! Or am I already? I don't give a shit. 'Oh master Malik! I decided to do whatever I want because I am a fucking old, bald man with a small dick!!!' Wait, aw gross! I was trying to forget that moment I walked in on him when he was...ewww...gross, just plain gross!!
"Should we...I mean..." Odion stuttered at the deadening look I was giving him.
"Yes, Mr. Masturbator?" I sneered. He gapped at me. Then I remembered I told him I wouldn't bring it up ever again.
"MASTER MALIK!" He shrieked.
"Do you still masturbate pr something?" I questioned, cocking an eyebrow.
"W-what's it to you??" He asked nervously. I can never look at him the same way ever again...My Ra, what's next after this?! I never want him to...Aw, bad image.
"Well do you?" I demanded. I want to know whether he's that sick of a freak.
"Well...er..." he hesitated.
"Great. I thought I told you to try and avoid that!!" Wait a minute...he said a while ago he was preoccupied. OO HOLY SHIT!!!! AUUGGHH!!! HE WAS MASTURBATING WHEN WE HAD THIS TO DO!!!! AW, MY RA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Shall I go keep watch on Y-Yugi, Master Malik?"
"NO!" I snapped. "Go out, now and do your job!!"
"Yes, Master Malik." He mumbled and left.
"My own adopted brother..." I grimaced at the thought of it. I left Joey out there with his duel disk and duel deck and took Tea with me up stairs in the boat.
"Let us go Tea, my dear."
"Yes, Master Malik" She sound so sexy when she does that...Shit, I can't end up like Odion and go and jack-off. SHIT! Oh, wait. The Pharaoh's arrived! Let's test him...
IN the helicopter……………3rd POV
"OH KAIBA!" Yami gasped out. "W-we're here, we need to stop." Kaiba grumbled and the two re-composed themselves and hurried out. Unknown to them, they both had two VERY visible hickies.
Malik's POVOk. "Joey!" He sounds really worried, the Pharaoh. NOT. Hey, what's that on his and Kaiba's neck...OO WTF??!?!?! They were trying to fuck in the helicopter!? With little Kaiba in there?!??! AUUGGHH!! What disgusting…….ugh. Not another one.
Well, let's see how we do...
DIS: Well, there's the end of Chapter 3. Thank you all for the reviews and please review on your way out! It sould be greatly appreciated! Sorry fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V if I offended you with the whole Odion thing. I love that sweet, shy guy too, but I needed some humor! And I am also sorry if it was short. See ya'll!