DIS: Welcome back to 'What really happened in Battle City'! Thanks to everyone who reviewed! (hugs reviewers) You all know who you are! (winks) Ahem, now, I am updating this quicker than before because I have an idea for this!

Malik: And I know what it is. WHY ME?

DIS: Cos you're so cute. (Smiles) Anyway, read below.

WARNING!!! MORE PERVERTED THINGS THAT INVOLVE GRANDPA'S! AND IT MAY NOT BE PRETTY! OH AND THIS IS IN BAKURA'S POV...WELL MOST OF IT! THANK YOU!

Bakura's POV

My vessels body has been violated...My fucking Ra, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GRANDPA?

"Ungh, ungh, ungh." I am looking through this glass to the other world and not my soul room. Currently the old man was humping my unconscious body...I'll never live another day like this...This is so fucking disgusting...Ew.

"WHAT THE FUCK? I didn't know that old man was a pedophile." I turned to see the asshole who wants MY TEA, standing in front of me. Er...Floating.

Malik's POV

Fucking albino ass-wipe, who fucks grandpa's... 'Oh Yugi's grandpa, fuck me! Fuck me hard!' (shudders)Ooh, that is plain down nasty. Bad image...

'Hahahahaha!'

Fucking yami...We'll see how he likes fucking grandpa's humping his guts out...

"Fuck you, Malik!"

Asshole. Does he not know that TEA IS MINE! (does a pose like Kaiba's)

"I'm not a grandpa-fucker like (cough) someone I know." I gave him a wary look, flames in my eyes. He glared at me and closed the glass bubble thingy he uses.

"shut the hell up, sissy-boy." He hissed at me. "What do you want anyway?"

"Well, unfortunately, I lost the duel to the gay-ass Pharaoh. And that's being literal, mind you."

"Uh huh."

"So, you need to get 6 locator cards by tonight!"

"Oh." I tapped my foot. Mother of Isis, he's slow! He probably raped the mother of Isis for all I know...Yuck. "Alright, that should be a synch."

"Right." I said, rolling my eyes. He's as bad as that fucking asshole, Kaiba. 'Ooh, look at me! I molested Mokuba, tee-hee.' He, Pharaoh and Mokuba probably had a threesome in the helicopter. MY RA! That's exactly what happened!

Malik's view of what happened in the helicopter

'Well, since the three of us are alone...' Mokuba looked at them, indicating what he meant.

'I agree! Let's fuck!' Kaiba said.

'Ooh! Incest is SO sexy!' Yami squealed like a little gay-fucker (A/N: Still in Malik's POV) 'You guys go first, then Kaiba and I, then all three! Then Kaiba and me again!' Yami fluttered his eyelashes at Kaiba (A/N: I think Yami IS gay, cos you know how him and Yugi are all, 'I believe in you' and crap? (nods)) and Kaiba licked his lips. So, Mokuba and Kaiba did it, then Kaiba and Yami did it, then all three did it and right when Kaiba and Yami were about to cum, the helicopter was landing, so they stopped fucking.

Done with Malik's little tale

Disgusting...They all are fucking disgusting! AND THAT MORON JOEY WANTED YUGI TO FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT!

"What do you mean by rolling your eyes, Malik?" THE BASTARDS SHALL DIE! Oh, not Tea though. "Malik!" Tea is hot... "MALIK!" I'm horny. (O.O)

"MALIK!!"

"WWWHHAAATTTT?!?!?!" I shouted. Bakura's hair was standing on end. He's a friggin, uh, fuckin dog!

"What do you mean by rolling your eyes?" What the hell is that idiot talking about? Oh no, did I roll my eyes? I don't even remember. Uh, better say something intelligent...

"The Earth's rotation around the sun will soon stop and we will all come to a firey demise!"

"(O.o) What the fuck are you talking about?"

I thought it was intelligent...It is the truth, though. I know that much...

"OH BABY!" Both Bakura and I winced, knowing what just happened out in the other world...Grandpa just orgasmed...Nasty.

"Right, hurry the hell up with the locator cards. I expect to see you at the finals." And I left back to wherever I was going...I forget.

Bakura's POV

What a prick. And thanks ya asshole, but I already knew that the Earth was going to blow up one day. Moron...

Well, Grandpa is off of me...Sweating, naked and panting like he really did just fuck someone. I might as well go while I still can (shrugs)

"OH! Ryou, you're awake!"

"Why the FUCK are you naked?"

"Um..."

"And why am I in SOMEONE'S" I glared at him. "cum?"

"Er...I don't...know?" He gave a sheepish grin.

"Bastard." And I sent him to the Shadow Realm. Good, that's where an old gay cook needs to me, Ra dammit!

What a fucked-up graveyard. I can't believe that people are supposed to be AFRAID of this place...Where the hell are the duelists? If that ugly-ass boy lied to me, I'm going let him know what it feels like having a Man-Eating bug rape him.

"WoOoOoOoO!!" I raised an eyebrow. Whoop-dee-doo, you can say 'Woo' and put on a monster mask. I sighed and took one of them by the arm, twisting it back.

"What is this?" I asked more out of irony than curiosity. Seriously, who would do such a stupid act. "What stupid fuck's idea was this?"

All "monsters": (sweat drop) Eh?

"Idiots." I threw the one guy down and crossed my arms, waiting for a more intelligent reply from one of them. Mortals these days ARE stupid fucks.

"What the hell? How dare you call us stupid fucks, mate!" One of them took of his mask to reveal red, ugly hair. He looks like Showside Bob off of 'The Simpsons'. Hmm...I took out my dagger just in case he was showside Bob.

"Well, you obviously aren't intelligent, ya moron!" A ghostly shrimp said.

"Ew, what the hell are you? A fucking zombie?" I asked, holding my dagger tight. Maybe one of them WAS a zombie.

"WHAT! I'm Bone's, the graveyard duelist!" He scoffed. Well, there really isn't anything to scoff about, since he's so ugly and shit.

"Now, I KNOW the doctor slapped your mom when you were born." I mumbled to him. His eyes bulged.

"WHY YOU FUCKING, {CENSORED} REKNOB!" His two friends held him back and I watched. It was really amusing to see a little midget struggling against two larger boys. He can almost get away. That says SOMETHING. Hehehe...

"How about we settle this with a duel? All for all."

"WHAT? No way! I have 5 locator cards, all I need is one more."

"True, but the finals are near, so...How about it?"

"Er...Fine!

"HELP! HELP! IT'S SUCKING MY {CENSORED}"

"WHAT? YOURS IS SO TINY! NO ONE WOULD WANT IT, BONES!"

"SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU'RE NOT HELPING ANY!!"

(-.-) What idiots. The more they struggle, the faster the shadows eat them...Oh well, I'm off to the finals, mwahahaha!

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DIS: Not as funny as I would have hoped, mainly because it wasn't in Malik's POV and all. Anyway, the next chapter shall be out soon, I promise! Oh and everyone, when Yami Malik aka Marik takes over, it will be MUCH more hilarious!--Cuz I love that hot, sexy bishi! YEAH! (sweat drops) Anyways, please review. More the reviews, the faster I update! And how untruthful is that? (sweat drops) lol, Ja!