DIS: I am back with another chapter of 'What really happened in Battle City'! And I am so happy! (cries) I got so many reviews for just that one chapter! (oO) I seriously didn't know people liked this fic so much...(shrug) Well, enjoy!

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(Marik's POV)

These idiots really annoy me to such ends...(-.-) What the hell? Why is the Pharaoh looking at me like that? Oh Ra, don't tell me he's trying to decide between me or Kaiba. (U.U) Dammit! He's so fucking annoying! And gay...AW GROSS! He's eyeing me...Help me Ra! I glared over at Kaiba. He's the cause of it, damn him. Well on the other hand, if the Pharaoh was looking at Tea that way, then I might have to kill him. And then rule the world. HAHAHA! I need to get some different clothes, these don't suit my taste.

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Ah, much better. Let's see...What's on my list today? Oh I know! TO DESTROY RISHID! MWAHAHAHAHA! I crept sneakily to his room and—Aw dammit, a doctor. I know what to do with this fool, hehehe.

"Ahem." I cleared my throat and changed my M. Rod to a dagger behind my back.

"Yes?"

"I'll be taking that!"

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"...But I mean, her clothes are so out-dated. So should I see if these holograms can change clothes? Cause I totally think that she needs to change her clothes. And I mean, totally!" What the hell is this blonde slut babbling about? I just want to send her to the Shadow Realm! "Oh man, I can't see Tea so I can't ask her. So, what do you think Marik? Oh you so totally wouldn't know. I'm actually thinking of getting implants, cause my breasts are so TINY!" (OO) Tiny? What the fuck does she mean tiny? That shirt can barely contain them! (X.X) "And I mean, guys are so unattracted to flat-chested girls. And I mean, what the hell? I should be a porn star. I mean, I'm not a virgin and I'd make loads of money." Wait a minute, is she stalling me? THE BITCH SHALL DIE! How did she change the subject like that? I turned my head and nearly started to wretch. Aw god, is that the Pharaoh licking his lips at Kaiba. OH FOR THE LOVE OF RA! Kaiba's wagging his tongue at him. (Shudders) Radamn, that isn't something us straight people want to—"So, I was thinking of the color blue, but then I'd have to die my eyes blue too, huh? Is that even possible?"

"(-.-) Shut the fuck up, your annoying bitch!" I shouted at her finally.

"HEY! That's mean! Joey!" She turned and then I noticed the idiot blonde was masturbating...towards Kaiba... "JOEY??!?!?" She started to cry at that. I raised my eyebrows at her. "HE'S GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"

"No duh, so are all those guys down there." I told her, unfazed by her stupid blubbering. She started to wail then. Oh please, shut UP! My Ra, no wonder Malik was going insane by these idiots!

"A-anyway, (sniff), I think that I should die my hair and make it purple, because purple is my favorite color. You know how people go around and call us yellow-haired chicks dumb blondes? Well that is so rude. I should do a protest. They should make it against the law to call us that! I mean, redheads are so much stupider than we blondes are! Us blondes are unique. And we are so better in bed. I don't normally use protection, so I probably at STD's. I'll die eventually. I wonder if I'll go to heaven or to hell? Probably hell. Then I'd screw Satin down there. He will so want me to, don't you agree? Yeah, I think so too. And I think God would want me to screw Him too. I am just so fucking sexy. Why, if guys knew me, they'd wish that they weren't gay! And I mean, really literally. My favorite food is bananas. I like the way they feel in my mouth. It tastes so nice and almost like a man's sex organ and—" (O.O) This slut is starting to scare the fuck out of me now...She's talking way too fast and too much. Is she on some kind of drug or what? Ugh, I need to smoke. This duel is getting NO WHERE. "—cos bananas are nice and smooth and kind of wet when you take the peeling off of them, so it's really like a man's—" FOR RA'S SAKES, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS!!! I am never eating another banana in all my life...EVER. Oh and look, those gay asses are entertained by what she's saying. (-.-) Typical. They look horny too. But I'm not going to check... "—but I mean, come on! If you're a virgin, then go find a guy to fuck you." (O.O''') "Like take Tea for instance. She just fucked Malik last night because she wanted a good fuck. I don't know whether she was a virgin before that, but I'm pretty sure Yami wanted to screw her before hand. And I mean, that says something, doesn't it? Yeah, it definitely says that they are so not meant for each other. It's too bad that Malik fucked her first. What a lucky guy. I once screwed Tea before. She was a pretty good beginner. We did just oral, because women can't fuck as you know."

"ALRIGHT ENOUGH!" I shouted. "Can we please just duel and get this OVER WITH?!?!"

"Well, yeah, sure, whatever."

Later in the duel...

(-.-) I'm going to rip out all of the Pharaoh's internal organs and eat them...How dare he block off my attack! Either way, that babbling slut is in the Shadow Realm. Well, er, kind of.

"I think that I need those implants even more now. I mean, I think that the Shadow Magic took off some cleavage." Why the fuck won't her soul go in the Shadow Realm?! Or maybe she's too annoying...(-.-) "Can I bring a dildo or a vibrator to the Shadow Realm? I want to at least fuck myself. Or a monster there." Oh dear Ra...

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DIS: I am so sorry for it being so short! () I promise to make it longer next time! For now, I need to find out which duel is after Mai and Marik's. Does anyone know? Anyway, please review and tell me how you liked it! And I could use some ideas at this point! See ya!