DIS: I just re-read my last chapter...(o.o) And about laughed myself to my grave.

Marik: Gee, why doesn't that surprise me?

DIS: I dunno, why?

Marik: YOU MADE MAI MISTAKE ME FOR FUCKIN' MARIO!

DIS: Oh...(starts snickering)

Marik: (-.-)

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Mario? Mario? MARIO? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT!

"Like, Mario, are you okay? Like, Luigi is trying to, like, hit on you, like, ya know?" (OO) Luigi? HAHAHA! The Pharaoh's fuckin' Luigi! Hehehe...

"Luigi?" Yami repeated, glancing behind him. "Luigi's green and Mario's red, Mai."

"Like, you're probably, really, like, small, huh Luigi?"

"(-.-) Why should I be?"

"Because, you're like, short, and like, ya know, ugly."

"(OO) I AM NOT UGLY!" Yami whipped out a mirror and touched his face tenderly. "I am beautiful." The hell if he is. I'll be damned if the Pharaoh's even cute. Ugh!

"I agree with you, Mai, the Pharaoh is most definitely an ugly shorty." I told her, nodding.

"Like, I knew you would, like, Mario!"

"(twitch) I AM NOT MARIO!"

"Like, if you're not, like, Mario, then like, who are you?"

"YOU STUPID BLONDE!"

"Like, are you Luigi? Or, like, are you...Donkey Kong?"

"(oO) Donkey Kong?" Both the Pharaoh and I said at the same time.

"Like, I know who you are! You're like, Yoshi!" Who...The fuck...IS YOSHI?

"Isn't Yoshi a green dinosaur?" Yami muttered.

"A WHAT!" I glared at Mai, who just smiled.

"Like, no, you're no a like, mammal, you're like...I know who you are! You're Link, right?" Aw, fuck, now she thinks I'm that elf from Zelda... "No, like, you're Zelda. Yeah! Zelda!"

"Zelda's a girl."

"Buffy, then?"

"NO! DAMMIT, I AM THE MOST FEARED PERSON IN THE WORLD, MARIK!"

"Like, Marik? That name like, so does not, like suit you! Like, your name should so totally be Mario! Mario or Link. Or Luigi. Luigi's, like, so sexy!"

"(o.o) Whatever, slut, I don't even want to know what goes through your head."

"Like, yeah you, like, do! I mean, who, like, wouldn't? I am, like, after all, smarter than, like, Einstein! Duh!"

"If the Shadow Realm doesn't swallow her up here in a minute, I am going to kill her..."

"As annoying as she is, she is my friend, therefore, you cannot hurt Mai!" Yami declared.

"Shut up, Yami, you hate her as much as I."

"Yeah, but I have to play hero."

"That's why you should join Darth Vader and me."

"(oO) Who's Darth Vader? Wait, that's Anikan's rival! And I am Anikan's father!"

"Darth Vader is his father."

"No way!"

"Yes way."

"No way!"

"Yes way"

"No way!"

"Yes way"

"NO WAY!"

"YES WAY!"

"I thought I was his father...(o.o)"

"WELL YOU'RE NOT!"

"Like, stop ignoring me, Mario!" Mai spoke up suddenly.

"MY NAME ISN'T FUCKING MARIO!"

"Like, yeah it is!"

"No it isn't!

"Like, YEAH, it is!"

"NO IT ISN'T, DAMMIT!"

"Like, shut up! If you weren't, like, so hot, I would like, so hurt you!"

"Oh, shut up!"

"Like, no thank you!"

Marik growled, gnashing his teeth together at her stupidity.

"Um...I'm leaving now...We'll just say we argued and I won." Yami inched into the elevator.

"Aw, hell no! He isn't leaving me with this stupid blonde!" Marik shoved into the elevator, leaving Mai alone.

"Hmm...Like, as I was saying, hangnails hurt, like, sooo much and..."

And so Mai never shut up...

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DIS: Poor Marik – I mean, Mario. Hehehe...Does anyone know what the next duel is? Or do they go to Alcatraz Island from here? Or maybe is this where they meet Noah? (blinks) Isn't that the same thing...? (shrug) Please review!