DIS: Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it! Curse it all to hell! (pause) I had this frickin' chapter done and it was saved on a floppy, but noo, the mother (bleeping) thing had to go and get screwed up. (sigh)

Thanks to Chi Yagami, Sour Schuyler (Marik wasn't technically in the Noah's Arc saga, but I mixed it around and had him be in it,) AnimeLoverAngel, Intertwined-Destiny16 ((sweat drop) That was a very long review...Actually, there was only maybe two sentences that was the review, lol,) Jina-chan, DarkAngel4u, merick'sgirl, Monkeyluv4646, Chained and Tortured, and Eternal Eyes. Sorry for the late update everyone!

And now...for the very, very, very long awaited chapter! Three, two, one and –

ROLLING!

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Chapter Twelve, Perverted puppies and secrets revealed

(Marik's POV for those that may have forgotten)

(sigh) Since when did I ever deserve this shit? Sure, I've been a bastard all my life and hell, I've fucked Anzu more than necessary, but come on! A four-way duel? And with those three faggots? You've got to be kidding me!

I'm heading towards Isis' room now so that I can confront her about Rishid. The little bitch thought that she could hide him from me, well she's got another thing coming! I pounded that little button and the door slid open. I stalked in and Isis must have seen me in the window that she was staring out of, because she swung around and said, "Marik."

"Hello, Isis," I sneered at her with my famous smirk. "I see you're not getting ready to go watch the four-way duel. What? Don't want to watch your little brother duel?" I cackled, but she obviously didn't think it was funny. Well, screw her. My jokes are far better than her 'follow your destiny' shit.

"What do you want, Marik? You obviously did not come here for idle conversation." Stupid whore. What else did she think I came here for? Idle conversation gets me wired up and when I'm wired up – NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME! HAHAHAHAHA! Actually...I think Rishid beat me at Go Fish once when I was wired up. Stupid bastard. Thinks he can get away with someone like that, does he? DOES HE? I WILL GET MY REVENGE! NO ONE – AND I MEAN NO ONE – BEATS ME AT GO FISH AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! (pause) Even if Rishid did get away with it for a couple years or more, that doesn't mean I haven't forgotten! Oh, no, I have not forgotten!

"I came to discuss Rishid with you, sister," I informed her, brandishing my M. Rod, waving it in her face. "Did you actually think you would be able to get away with concealing him from me? Oh, how naïve of you, Isis!"

"I did what was necessary," Isis told me in a careful, but slightly shaky voice. I snorted at her. Necessary my ass. She thought it was necessary that father beat the living hell out of Malik and look at how he ended up. Insane, power-hungry – and sex-hungry, too – along with creating me. Not to mention, he's an annoying little ass. "I will not allow you to take over Malik and – "

"Blah, blah, blah. Do you ever shut up?" I asked with a raised brow. "Anyway, you will pay, Isis. I will rape you and pilfer your virginity while I'm at it! Mwahahaha!" And then I did that face-stretch thing, along with waving my tongue and making my eyes bulge. It didn't, ah, have the effect I wished. Isis had turned her head and was...

...blushing?

(oO) WHAT THE HELL? Ewww! Don't tell me she's eager! Incest! Incest alert! Augh! That's so nasty! That's so...ew! Ew, ew, ew! I've been living with an incest-lover. Not to mention, who knows what she did to Malik and me while we were sleeping! Oh, Ra, I think I'm going to be...be sick...

"Actually, Marik," Isis said softly, "I'm not a virgin any more."

"(OO) WHAT? Who the fuck did you?"

"Well..." She blushed redder and prodded the carpet with her foot. This...is very unlike the Isis Ishtar I knew. (o.o) Very unlike her. "Do you remember when Shadii showed up and, well, made you come out? The day you killed father?"

"...I remember," I answered cautiously.

Blushing even redder, she continued, "You see...He came and visited me later on at night and comforted me about father's death and cooed to me and cradled me in his arms and soon things just...happened." Her cheeks burned red at this point and I was gawking at her with my jaw dropped open.

Ra...DAMN IT! DAMN YOU, SHADII, DAMN YOU! Now how the hell am I supposed to hurt her! MOTHER FUCKER! This is such bullshit! Grr...

There was an announcement that we had arrived on some island – I dunno which one, I was too pissed to notice – and after shooting Isis a last, dirty, disgusted look, I stormed out of the room. I heard a sigh of, "Shadii..." from her as I left. Disgusting.

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Man, this place is a dump. There's things littered everywhere and, quite frankly, it looks like someone just decided to dump metal scraps on the place. In the center, though, there was a tall tower. Obviously, that was where our duels were going to take place. Kaiba might be a terrible host, but he isn't that inhospitable. I glanced down from the rubble I was walking on and noticed that Kaiba wasn't talking to Yami or Jou, who were holding hands. Oh, gross. Why is it that I a bunch of frickin' secrets are being revealed now? I mean, couldn't they have kept that stuff to themselves? Actually, no, they could have revealed it but they should have waited until I was long gone and ruling the world, damn it!

Well, Yami looked too content, so I decided I might as well shake him up a bit. "Hey, Pharaoh," I called as he and his friends came to stand below me. "Isn't it a beautiful day for the Shadow Realm to be fed another victim?" I cackled and Yami glared at me.

"MARIK!" He roared, pointing a finger at me.

(Silence)

Okay, what the hell? Is he just going to stand there, staring at me with his finger pointing at me – WHICH IS RUDE – or is he actually going to do something?

………

What a fucking idiot. "Pharaoh, if you're just going to stand there like a Ra-damn moron and not do anything other than point at me, then lower your finger and continue walking."

"Oh...Er...NO!"

I slapped a hand to my face, shaking my head. This man...COULDN'T have been a great Pharaoh at one point. He's too retarded to be!

"I can't believe I actually had him in my bed at one point," Kaiba was muttering as he went ahead of them. I sighed and followed Kaiba, irritated to say the least. I glanced to the side and saw my reflection in some metal.

"...Man, am I hot!" I remarked to myself, grinning.

"You sure are," someone said from behind me and pinched my butt. My eyes popped out and I turned to see the mutt, Jounouchi Katsuya winking at me. Oh, Ra, that is so disgusting...I shuddered, rubbing my butt, feeling violated and followed far behind them. Gross...

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Well...This is rather uncomfortable. The finalists – including me, of course – are up in the air and the others are...down there. Doing nothing but cheering everyone on. Except me. (sigh) It's hard being the bad guy. Oh, wait, no...Anzu is cheering for me! Excellent. At least I have one person cheering for me.

"Oh, Marik!" The idiot, Jou, called. I turned to him and cringed. He was waving a me with bright eyes. Kaiba and Yami were glaring at him. "Hey there, sweet cheeks!"

"..." I cannot believe he just called me that. THE DOG SHALL DIE.

"Ugh," Kaiba grunted. "That's it. I'm becoming straight again. I can't believe I even screwed you two utter idiots. I'm just going to go back to fucking my secretaries."

(OO) AGAIN, WITH THE SECRETS! Dear Ra, people, I don't want to know what you do in your personal lives!

So, after that, with Jou giving me googly eyes, Yami sniffling, and Kaiba remaining as cool as ever and glancing down to the ground every once in awhile – what the hell is he looking at? – we somehow managed to get through the duel. Well, almost. I finally discovered what Kaiba was glancing at and that...was not going to go good with me!

"Kaiba, stop staring at Mazaki!" I snapped and the piece of shit beside me glared.

"I'll look at whoever I want, Marik. I could kick you out of the tournament at anytime you want."

"(o.o) You were looking at me, Kaiba?" Anzu spoke from the ground.

...She was blushing.

Damn it, why do all the girls I pick up end up being whores?

"Anzu, don't you forget whose woman you are!" I roared at her.

"Right, right, sorry!" She apologized. She didn't sound very sincere, the little hussy. We'll see how she likes it when I'm not gentle in bed tonight! THEN we'll see which man she'll come running back to!...Hopefully not Kaiba. Or Bakura. Or Malik. Or anyone else that's not me.

"Marrriikk." Damn. The insufferable moron across from me is calling my name again. "You know...If Anzu doesn't want you, I'll be quite willing to stick my (censored) up your tight (censored)."

(OoO) He...did not just say that to me! HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! (starts swearing fluently in Egyptian) WHAT THE HELL, MAN! ARE ALL FAGS THIS DIRTY MOUTHED?

"(OO) Marik!" Anzu gasped from below. "Don't do it! It might sound tempting, but please don't do it! I'll miss you..."

Well, at least Jounouchi got ONE thing done for me. Now Anzu won't go running into Kaiba's bed. Good.

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Finally...The duel is done. I fucking hate Jounouchi Katsuya. I WILL kill the little bastard as soon as I get the chance. (sigh) I need a smoke. (swears) Damn! The first duel is me and the stupid mutt, too! I have to deal with him...again! And some more! Shit!

...Where the hell are my cigarettes?

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DIS: (sweat drop) A chapter full of perverted little doggies and new secrets are revealed! Now, I hope you guys didn't think I was actually going to have Kaiba with Anzu! After all, that would make Marik-kun just too miserable! (inches away from readers) I, uh, I just hope that, uh, you don't kill me (o.o) Heh, heh...(gulp) Anyway, please review and tell me how you like it. I'll be back with Jou and Marik's duel, and maybe Kaiba and Yami's, too! (sigh) Unfortunately, this story is coming to a close, too...Oh well, one thing I don't have to worry about. Ciao!