We're All Just Stupid People Doing Stupid Things in a Stupid World

XO'MagickMoon'OX

A/N: -prances around with a bag full of plushies-

KyokoKat gets a Kyo plushie! Power to the Cat!

SolitaireAikanaro gets an Akito plushie! Gotta love those evil bishies.

sess's bitch gets a Haru plushie! Wahh! HARU! -glomps the Haru plushie before giving it away-

crazy novelist-san gets a Mabudachi Trio plushie! As described, with Aaya and Gure on either side of Hari, each pulling a cheek. Soo kyuute!

flamethrowerqueen gets a Mabudachi Trio plushie, too! Or, the "Super Handsome Blossom Trio"! Also as described, with the three hugging each other with huge smiles on their faces in uberly adorable chibi form!

Shiro Ryuu gets another plushie: Yuki! To go along with her Ayame plushie. Aww, brotherly love! (... uh ... well, you know)

And thanks also to IamMidnite and Tyleet27. And I will still give out plushies to anyone who asks! Who knows, by the time this story ends, you all could have the entire Zodiac! Plus Akito. XD And thank you SOOO much to everyone for all of your support; this is my first Fruits Basket fic, and I had no idea it would be so well-liked by you awesome, much-too-kind people. I feel so happy!

Okay, enough rambling. Enjoy!

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I held on to either side of his face, pulling his mouth as close to mine as possible. He may have thought this was all some stupid battle, but to me, this was the most amazing make-out session I'd ever experienced. Actually, it was the first make-out session I'd ever experienced. And I was catching on quick.

At first, I had been crushed that Kyo had stolen my first kiss. First real kiss, that is. But I think what hurt me more was the fact that it was my first kiss, and it meant nothing to the one giving it. Well, either way, I was in no way about to let this all end so soon, so when Kyo had pulled away, I had pulled him back. And now I was in control.

Previously, he had had me pinned to the wall, and now I was pushing him down to the floor, using my own body to hold his down. He wasn't even struggling. I had never seen him so submissive, and he was beginning to … purr. Purr! … Stupid Cat. But, feeling it reverberate through my mouth, it was very … erotic. I moaned in turn as his arms wrapped around my back, fisting my shirt. I had the vague idea that this was becoming more than just a battle, but it was probably just me … just me being hopeful.

Finally, I became lightheaded with the lack of oxygen, and was forced to pull back or pass out. I preferred the former to the latter. Panting heavily, I looked down at Kyo, his face flushed and his eyes clouded to a dull garnet. He looked … hungry. Seeing this, I smirked, sliding my hand under his shirt and leaning down to kiss his neck. I ran my tongue along the pulse point beneath his jaw, eliciting a pleased mewl. I could feel his pulse beating rapidly beneath my mouth and his heart beating in sync beneath my fingers at his chest. He seemed pretty worked up for someone who thought this was all just a "battle".

He twined his fingers in my hair, almost seeming to guide my head down his neck as I continued to tend to the sensitive skin. It tasted surprisingly sweet, or was it just my imagination? Perhaps it was, but that didn't matter. My fingers found their way to the pert nipples beneath his shirt, and tweaking one, he arched his back and gasped. Nipping at his pulse point again, he –

"I'm home!"

Holy …! I had never moved as fast as I had then. I jumped to my feet, heart hammering painfully, and turned to see Honda-san walk through into the room with a grocery bag-carrying Shigure in tow.

"H-Honda-san!" I cried breathlessly, smiling shakily. "Welcome back!"

Kyo was still on the floor, staring up at the ceiling, chest heaving. I saw Shigure sneak a suspicious glance at Kyo and then at me, grinning deviously. I scowled at him. He set the bags down and rubbed his hands together enthusiastically.

"My, it's cold!" he said. "A nice cup of warm tea sounds good right about now."

"Ah, I'll go make some!" Honda-san offered, ever-helpful as she was.

As she disappeared from the room, Kyo hauled himself to his feet, grimacing. He headed towards the doorway, probably intending to go to his room, and shot me a look that obviously said, 'This isn't over, yet'. He brushed shoulders with Shigure on his way out, but stopped in his tracks at the Dog's next words.

"Boys, I'd prefer, in the future, if you could keep your hormone-driven antics to the privacy of, say, the bedroom?" He smiled pleasantly, as he was wont to do, as Kyo turned, face aflame.

I glared at the Dog. "SHUT-UP!"

Kyo added, "You sick bastard!" before stomping off to his room.

I sighed, running a hand through my mussed locks. I probably looked a mess, and didn't blame Shigure for thinking what he did. Well, then again, this was Shigure. Even if Kyo and I hadn't seemed so unkempt, he would've found some way to work a perverted innuendo into the situation, whatever the situation may have been. In this situation, I suppose what irked me the most was the fact that Shigure wasn't mistaken in his assumption of what had transpired between me and Kyo. I felt incredibly … dirty, as if I'd just been caught committing some terrible sin, which I probably had been, but it hadn't felt so wrong at the time. More than anything, it had felt right. I shuddered involuntarily, sitting down at the table to wait for the tea Honda-san was making.

Something was terribly, terribly wrong with me. I was sure of it. For, even as I sat there in the atmosphere of purity and peace, I was wishing for the fulfillment of certain wanton desires, which I was very sure I shouldn't be desiring. And the only person I wanted to be fulfilling those forbidden desires was a particular crimson-eyed Cat.

Oh yes, something was definitely wrong with me.

I sighed, letting my face fall tiredly into my hands. This was so stupid.

Stupid, stupid Cat!

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Well? A little too short in my opinion, but what can I say? Writer's block is a horrible thing, yes indeed.

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