Chapter three: Nakedness and Gender Switches

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I just got off one of those carriages that seem to ride by themselves. Like a ghost or something. Pretty freaky if you ask me.

Currently I'm sitting in the enormous Great Hall of Hogwarts. Cammie is 'talking' with Brad, though it's a lot more like flirting if you ask me. She's flipping her hair, and batting her large lavender eyes, and he doesn't even seem to notice! Guys are so oblivious. I think the female race should just give up on flirting all together.

Then the one and only Albus Dumbledore (I've read about him in history books) walked up to the front of the Great Hall. Just him being up there silenced everyone, wow this was one powerful wizard.

The first years were sorted, all put in their perspective houses. Then Dumbledore stood up again, I just assumed that he was going to announce that dinner was served but instead he said-

"We have a new student that will be in the seventh year this year. She needs to be sorted before we eat so could I call Lilliana Evans up here?" I groaned and sunk low on the bench I was sitting on. Cammie had to pick me up and put me on the ground before I would even move.

Then slowly and full of dread I walked up to the front. When I was walking I could here whispers everywhere:

"Look at that dreadful hair color-"

"She has nice eyes though…"

"Wo, man, you gotta take a look at those tits-" I cringed slightly at that one, guys are such perverts, yet they seem to be my best friends a lot of the time.

Finally I got to the front and glanced at Dumbledore who gave me a reassuring smile. I sat on the three-legged stool and he plopped the hat on top of my head and it seemed to be thinking for a moment.

"You seem to be a very bright girl, yet so loyal… and look at that streak of courage, but I also see a need to succeed. Hmm you are a tricky one, let's put you in…"

"GRYFFIDOR!" The hat shouted. I beamed, I was with everyone! The Gryffindor table erupted in cheers, and the Marauders were whistling and cat calling.

Prats.

I then sat and ate one of the most delicious dinners I have ever tasted. The food way beat what Davensport had to offer. And I thought it was good back then too. Already Hogwarts was amazing me.

I almost liked it better, even though it didn't have my old friends.

"Hey James?" I asked him "Mmm" he replied with a mouthful of food. "I'm cold can I borrow that sweater of yours" he nodded and took off his over ropes then pulled off his blazer leaving just his crisp shirt.

"I'm going to bed" I said to Cammie "ok I'll come with" she agreed. She led the way to Gryffindor Tower explaining where certain things were along the way.

Finally we reached a portrait of an overweight lady. Apparently the Gryffindors just call her The Fat Lady, which I think is rather rude, but I guess I will too since that seems to be her only name.

"Password?" She asked in a dignified voice (I would have to get used to these dignified voices!) "Pigmy Puff" Cammie said in a clear voice as the Fat Lady curtsied and the portrait swung open.

We went up to the dormitory and started unpacking stuff. It was getting kind of late when I realized I still had James' sweater, which made me feel quite retarded.

I made my way up to their dorm and knocked on the particular door that had their names engraved on it. I knocked on it about three times.

"I'M NAKED!" Came the reply of someone who sounded a lot like Sirius. "Oh just come in" came a very irritated sounding Remus.

Very and may I repeat very slowly I opened the door and peeked my head through just to make sure the coast was clear. All of the boys were just sitting on their respective beds talking. Fully clothed may I add.

Guys.

What losers.

I proceeded to tell them how disturbing that sight would have been. "Are you going to shout that every single time either Cammie or I walk in the door?"

"Yup."

"Joy… wait what'll happen if you are actually naked?"

"I'll laugh"

"Ew…"

"But you mean you don't want to see the goodies of the one and only Sirius Black?"

"Erm not particularly" but I guess I wouldn't mind so much, I mean he is damn sexy. I added on a side note to myself.

"Aw" he sounds so disappointed! I wonder how many girls have seen him in… well nothing. Hmm I'll ask James later.

"Well I suppose I should be heading off to bed" I said after I had given the object in question back to its owner.

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The next morning I woke up early yet again and headed down to that dreaded made just teenagers to have to wake up early.

The marauders were already down there acting all jolly and chipper, goodness what kind of twat can be awake at this horrid hour of the morning? And of all people… teenage boys!

Cammie joined us about ten minutes later. She was in as bad or a worse state than me, she was much more along the lines of pissed off, where I just was in the touch me and die mood.

"Wow Cammie I must say that you look stunning on this lovely morning" Sirius complimented.

"Stunning? STUNNING! How can I possibly look stunning? This is the earliest I've woken up in months, my hair is a tangled mess, I didn't have the time to put on makeup, I'm starving, and currently not in a very good mood. Yet you have the nerve to tell me I look stunning!" She shouted loud enough for the whole hall to hear, since she was right next to me I attempted to block out the sound a little bit by putting my fingers in my ears.

James made a coughing noise and in between he said a word that sounded quite a bit like PMS. Cammie just glared at him and said "you think I'm PMSing do you?" her eyes narrowed a little bit, she was quite scary when she got angry.

James pretended like he never said anything and stuffed his mouth full of food in that boyish fashion. Little crumbs from his bagel falling down his chin, how repulsive.

"Well I'm not. I don't think… oh well that's beside the point Sirius how dare you call me stunning?"

Sirius shrugged trying to look innocent and also trying to hold back a laugh.

"And even if I was PMSing James it is very rude to point that out! Ugh never mind you prats won't get it. C'mon Lily" I gave them an apologetic shrug and followed her out of the great hall.

Once we got out of the hall she exploded "HOW DARE THEY SAY THAT! HOW DARE THEY SAY THAT EVEN IN JEST? Ugh they will never ever get it not unless they magically turned into girls or something."

I looked up at her an evil plan forming in my mind (I'm not a serial killer I swear, don't get the wrong ideas!) I smirked and said "do you know what I'm thinking?"

"You know Lily, I just might" Cammie said looking equally evil.

We dashed off to the library; we had to look into our brilliant idea.

Now where would we look for gender switching spells? Well let's just say we searched from top to bottom, every single inch of that library before that bell rang.

And you know what? We found it. Yes we did, but instead of being a spell like we'd expected it to be it was a potion.

I was definitely happy about this because potions just happened to be my specialty.

The day seemed to go by so slowly, classes droned on seemingly never ending. Finally when the last bell rang we ran up to Gryffindor tower and did the little homework we had, it was only the first day after all.

Then we decided that we had to work secretly and since our dorm was shared by two other girls we would have to find a new spot. Cammie said she knew of a secret passage that might be a good place to work.

Even though it would be dark I agreed. We ran by the potions stores and stole what we didn't have and what we needed. Then we were off to the secret passage.

Cammie had her wand lit the whole time so I could see what I was doing. When I finally finished it was about midnight and the potion was a swirling mix of pink and blue.

We ran down to the kitchens. Cammie walked up to the fruit painting, tickled the pair. As it giggled the portrait swung open revealing an enormous kitchen filled with hundreds of tiny house elves.

"What can Puddy do for the missus today?" asked a rather stumpy one.

I bent down to his level "Well Puddy, Madame Pomfrey sent us because there has been a horrific outbreak of dragon pox and we're to put this preventative medicine in everyone's drinks for tomorrow morning" I lied.

Puddy nodded and showed us the way to the giant area underneath the great hall where all the places were set. "Puddy thinks missus should put some in each cup, and then transform it to looks and tastes like pumpkin juice."

Callie nodded "that is a very marvey idea Puddy, thank you" Puddy blushed and looked at his feet, obviously not used to this sort of treatment.

So we did just as he suggested and Callie transformed it to look and taste like pumpkin juice.

When our job was done we high fived and snuck back to the common room. This would be the best prank ever. It would also be interesting because we would also be turning into the opposite sex.

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We both woke up early, not able to sleep out of anticipation and excitement.

The way the potion worked was that if you took even one sip you were guaranteed to transform, and everyone would change as soon as the warning bell rang.

I got dressed, took a shower and didn't bother to apply makeup, if I was going to be a boy so it would be a little weird.

We skipped (yes literally skipped) down to breakfast, and drank our potion.

A few minutes later the marauders joined us and unknowingly drank the potion that they thought was pumpkin juice. Cammie and I exchanged knowing smiles; we would go down in history.

Everyone continued to eat their food until the warning bell rang. That's when it happened. My skin started to prickle and tingle a bit and it seemed as if I was… growing? And at a very rapid rate indeed.

The guys of course were shrinking. Sirius let out a dramatic cry of "I'm melting!" before he reached his girl height which was about 5'7".

Then the voices changed. There were squeaking noises heard all over the great hall. Quite funny actually, until it was you that squeaked, that was sort of embarrassing.

Cammie and I knew all about the potion and its affects. It would completely change you into the opposite gender that meant private parts also.

The boys seemed to be growing boobs much to their amusement. Peter touched his and felt satisfaction at the squish, it was probably the only set of tits that he'd ever felt in his life. I almost felt sorry for him, but not really.

Finally everything felt normal. Everyone stood up and examined themselves and the opposite gender. Sirius had fairly curly long black hair, large boobs, and his face looked amazingly cute. James hair was about shoulder length and messy as always, he was just slightly shorter than Sirius, but had even larger breasts. (Authors note: I'm only mentioning chest size because they are guys, and of course would be totally happy with that, I'm not some kind of pervert or something) Remus was tall and lengthy, his blonde hair in a short bob and a small chest. Peter was the funniest his mousy hair was thin and went just past the shoulder, he was short and fat. Brad's hair was in those awesome ringlets that so many black girls naturally have, he was also sort of tall and lanky.

Cammie and I were really tall, I must have been at least a foot taller than my girl self. My red hair was shaggy, sort of in that skater style. Cammie had short buzz cut hair.

"Oh this'll be so funny" Cammie muttered. James retorted with a "good luck with hormones!"

Cammie and I raised our eyebrows at each other. Crap, we hadn't though about that.

I found this a good time to make my announcement, so I whispered sonorous and had a boomingly loud voice "attention Hogwarts students! You have just seen the work of Cammie and I, this potion will last for a whole month and no professor it is not reversible, and no we don't know the counter curse." I said to McGonagall whose lips were so pursed that I could barely even make out that she had any at all.

"I would also like to mention that feminine products and bras will be available in every boys dormitory" there were hundreds of groans coming from throughout the hall. All the girls sniggered.

"Oh shit" all the marauders said in unison.

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Authors Note: Haha this was so much fun to write. The next chapter will be about their month as the opposite sex.

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