Last Chapter, Bullwinkle was picking up his prize for 1 billion dollar, but he and Boris were knocked out cold by a boulder. Now, he and Boris have switched personalities, makeing Bullwinkle the bad guy and Boris the good guy. And now on with our fic.
Rocky was sitting sadly on a stump unable to believe what had just happened.
"We've been friends for so many years now, and he decides to kill it all with a shove," said Rocky as tears rolled from his eyes.
"That's terrible!" said Boris as he walked up to Rocky, "Friends shouldn't do that to each other!"
"How would you know? You're a bad guy!"
"Bad guy? I told you, I'm Boris Goodenov! I'm no bad guy."
"You mean you don't remember commiting any crimes?" asked Rocky.
"I never commit crimes!" said Boris.
"You don't even remember trying to kill me and Bullwinkle over and over?"
"Nope."
"Wait, then that means you and Bullwinkle have amnesia! You think you're good and he thinks he's bad."
After some consideration decides that if he wanted his pal back, he would have to team up with Boris.
"So what do you say? Will you help me get Bullwinkle back?"
"It will be my pleasure, little squirrel." said Boris as he shook hands with Rocky.
Meanwhile in a small town, Bullwinkle and Natasha have just stopped by at a local library.
"Why are we stopping here, dahlink?" asked Natasha.
"You'll see," said Bullwinkle as they got out of the car and walked into the library. Inside the library Bullwinkle was taking a look at all of the finely arranged and alphabetised books.
"Wow, these books are so neatly arranged," said Bullwinkle.
"Why thank you," said the Librarian who looked and sounded a lot like Nell from Dudley Do Right.
"It would be such a shame if someone, REARRANGED THEM!" said Bullwinkle as he put the books in terrible order.
"What are you doing! Stop that" said Nell.
"Oh I'm sorry. I'll stop rearranging the books. I'll TEAR THEM UP INSTEAD!" said Bullwinkle as he tore the pages from the books.
"NOOOO!" cried Nell.
Bullwinkle and Natasha were laughing their heads off until Dudley Do Right ran into the room.
"Nell, what's wrong?" asked Dudley.
"That moose is destroying all my hard work!" she said pointing to Bullwinkle.
"How dare you, fiend! You will pay for this!" shouted Dudley.
"Put a sock in it!" said Bullwinkle as he pulled Dudley's underwear over his head giving him an atomic wedgie. He and Natasha laughed as they left the library.
"You were great, dahlink!" said Natasha.
"Of course I was, baby!" said Bullwinkly as he flicked his toothpick out of his mouth.
Just then, they get spotted by Boris and Rocky.
"Bullwinkle!" shouted Rocky.
"You again? I thought I told you to beat it!" said Bullwinkle. Just then, Boris steps up to Bullwinkle.
"That's no way to talk to your friend!" said Boris.
Natasha couldn't even look at Boris the same way anymore. Just seeing him defending Rocky like that made her sick to her stomache.
"I guess you're right," said Bullwinkle, "Shake?"
Bullwinkle extended his hand out to Boris. Just as Boris was about to shake, Bullwinkle kicked him in the stomache and gave him an atomic wedgie.
"Ha Ha! Man are you stupid!"said Bullwinkle as he and Natasha got in their car and drove off.
"We're never going to catch them." said Rocky.
"Oh yes we will," said Boris as he rearranged his underwear, "We'll go to Rent-a-car, and chase them down."
On their way to the rent a car, there was damage everywhere and everyone in sight had either suffered from an atomic wedgie, or a noogie.
"I can't believe Bullwinkle would do such terrible things." said Rocky.
Boris and Rocky then walked up to two car salespeople. One a woman and one a moose with mustache? Uh oh...
"So, you two need a car, huh" asked the moose.
"We sure do? What do you have," asked Boris.
"You see that white car over there?" asked the woman with the unusual accent.
"What about it?" asked Rocky.
"It's free," said the moose.
"Are you sure?" asked Boris.
"Positive, now he are the keys and drive carefully," said the moose as he handed them the keys.
After Boris and Rocky drove off, the salepeople are revealed to be none other than Bullwinkle and Natasha. Duh!
"Little do those fools know, there's a bomb under that car and if that car ever stops, they'll be blown to smithereens! MWAHAHAHA!" laughed Bullwinkle.
"You are much more brilliant than my old dahlink, dahlink." said Natasha.
What will happen if Boris and Rocky do stop? Tune into the next chapter: "Auto Blowout" or "Foor Wheel Blast."
Cuts to scene shown after every Rocky and Bullwinkle short where they run from lightning, fall and spring up from the ground
To Be Continued...
