Last time we left off(Yes, I'm very sorry for the very late update) the amnesiac Boris had formed an alliance with Rocky the Flying Squirrel in an attempt to stop and bring back Bullwinkle. Bullwinkle had other plans, however, as he and Natasha rented them a white car with a bomb attached to it. On another road, Bullwinkle and Natasha were looking for more trouble to cause.
"Y'know, toots, I've been thinkin'," said Bullwinkle.
"About what, Dahlink?" asked Natasha.
"About you and me. We should get hitched"
"Hitched? I dunno. What do I tell Fearless Leader?" asked Natasha
"Who? Fudge 'em!" said Bullwinkle as he threw a burger wrapper out the car.
"Okay, but what will people say? I mean, a woman and a moose getting married. And just think of how our children will look like." said Natasha
"Let 'em call our kids ugly! I'll just wedgie their sorry butts!" said Bullwinkle.
"Well, if a dog can have a boy, then I guess we can get married. Alright, let's do it!" said Natasha as they drove by a sign that said "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas".
Meanwhile back at the white car, Rocky and Boris were looking for Bullwinkle when they heard muffled cries for help in the backseat.
"What was that?" asked Boris.
"I'll check" said Rocky and when he looked at the backseat he saw Sherman and Mr. Peabody tied and gagged.
"Mr. Peabody?" said Rocky in surprise, "Stop the car," Rocky said to Boris as he removed Mr. Peabody's gag.
"DON'T STOP THE CAR!" shouted Mr. Peabody, "It'll explode if you do!"
"W-What?" ask Boris in shock.
"Bullwinkle rigged this car to explode if it even slows down," warned Mr. Peabody.
"Did you hear that?" said Rocky, "Whatever you do Boris, don't take your foot off the pedal!"
"You don't have to tell me twice," said Boris.
Rocky quickly untied both Mr. Peabody and Sherman.
"What's Boris Badenov doing here?" said Sherman suspisiously.
"He thinks he's Boris Goodenov, defender of justice and he's helping get Bullwinkle who thinks he's a bad guy." explained Rocky.
"That would explain why he punched me in the jaw when he found out I didn't wear underwear," said Mr. Peabody as he showed him a fist mark on his face.
"But what are you doing here?" asked Boris.
"We wanted to rent a car, but Bullwinkle attacked us. We assumed he was on drugs," said Sherman.
"We still have another problem: How do we keep car from blowing up?" Asked Boris.
"We can put the car on cruise control and bail," said Rocky.
"No good! The Lever. It's stuck!" said Boris as he pointed to a lever covered in bubble gum.
Just then, Mr. Peabody had an idea.
"If we put this brick on the pedal, then we can jump out of the car, but we have to put it in place carefully," explained Mr. Peabody, "Because if the car slows down even a little, it will explode."
Rocky then took the brick from Mr. Peabody.
"Boris, when I say now, you take your foot off the pedal," said Rocky.
"Okay, let's do it!" said Boris bodly.
Rocky and Boris began sweating nervously as they began the countdown.
"3...2...1... NOW!" shouted Rocky as they quickly switched Boris's foot with the brick. The car didn't explode.
"We're not dead," said Sherman.
"We must jump out of the car, NOW!" shouted Mr. Peabody as everyone jumped out and rolled on the street. The car then drove off of a cliff, and as soon as it hit the ground, the car exploded in mammoth proportions.
After a few hours of walking on foot, our heroes find out that they have reched Las Vegas.
"Las Vegas? Wow, we must've driven pretty far," said Rocky
"And look! They're here," said Boris as he pointed to the red convertible that was parked in front of a small wedding chapel.
Can Boris and Rocky stop Natasha and Bullwinkle's wedding or are they too late? Join us next chapter: "Holy Mooserimony" or "Fatale Marriage".
(Cuts to scene shown after every Rocky and Bullwinkle short where they run from lightning, fall and spring up from the ground)
To Be Continued...