We're All Just Stupid People Doing Stupid Things in a Stupid World

XO'MagickMoon'OX

A/N: I'm sooo sorry it's taken me so long to update! Forgive my laziness. -.-;; And on top of that, for the past two days, FFN was being a bitch and wouldn't let me upload anything! So when I finally DID get around to finishing these chapters, I couldn't post them. Anyway, to make it up to you, I have two new chapters, and another on the way!

But, first, some thanks is in order:

Jayd Hood: Again, thanks for monitoring my Tohru IC-ness. I really am trying to keep her IC! "Trying" being the keyword. In later chapters, I'll see if I can work in some more bondage. There are still a few chapters left to go.

Tyleet27: XD I love Aaya, too.

KeraJeir

KeeperOfLostHope

kotalover108: Akito is a boy. I don't understand the gender confusion with him; it seems obvious that he's a boy to me (then again, I'm probably just too used to pretty boys with all of my yaoi-exposure). But, yes, regardless, he's a boy in my story. He was also a boy in the anime, though I guess they never really specify in the manga, do they?

BulmaWannabe: ACK! I can't believe I forgot to give you your plushie! -presents you with a life-sized Kyo plushie, in pink boxers, covered in hearts, polka-dotted- Hehe, okay, that's better. Oh, you also get this: -presents you with a badge that says "#1 BETA READER"- Again, thanks for beta-ing! And reviewing. You rock.

DreamChaser Lissa-chan

Yuki-and-kyo-are-hot: Hehe, I think I already told you that I love the HaruxYukixKyo threesome thing, though I won't use it in this story. Maybe, if I'm bold enough, I'll write a story with that threesome-pairing-thing.

Xfanatic

Lady Tzahra

Reigning Fyre (my wife): Hehe, yes, Momiji is a bunny… -snorts- I love your mind.

Red Kitsune Flames

Laurelleaves: I think, now that you mention it, I might have Kyo and Haru fight…so long as it fits. I think it would be awesome, too.

thetourist: -eats banana- :D

Avacados are evil: I hope Bob's okay… XD

Novelist: Thanks, as always!

Artemis Maxwell-Yuy: I'm glad that you found my attempt at humor…humorous. 

Vampirycent: First off, you get an EXTRA SPECIAL thank you, for being a most WONDERFUL reviewer. And, yes, I know Tohru's a bit OOC—a little too wise and not ditsy enough, but… I'm trying. And I think you're right about the part where she asks if anyone wanted tea. She would definitely just go make it without offering; I'll probably go back and change that. And yush, I'll marry you too. :D Now I have a wife and a husband! XD Hehe, life is good. –gives you wedding ring- This chapter wasn't as fluffy as I'd originally planned it to be, but I guess there's some fluff…if you kinda squint at it…and tilt your head to the side…you can probably see it.

Shiro Ryuu: Thanks, as always; you're reviews always make my day. And PLUSHIE of Ayame poking Hatori XD Hehe, gotta love them. Anyway, very happy that you liked the last chapter, and hope you enjoy the next couple!

Queen Blood-Ruby: PLUSHIE of Yuki and Kyo wearing a gold heart-shaped locket with a really long chain around both of their necks. That is just too adorable. 8D Do I want you to write a YukixKyo story? OF COURSE! If you write one, I will be the first to read it! I can beta, too, if ya want! You have to write one! Pleeease!

Furyfaux: Hehe, as funny as an mpreg would be, I don't much swing in favor of those stories. Thanks for the review!

Tsuki Fox

Tainted Wolf: You get a PLUSHIE of Kyo only wearing a towel! XDD -drools- How ironic that this chapter starts off with Kyo in the bathroom. Hehe, anyway, I feel very honored that my story is your first FB fanfic, and I'm especially glad that you're enjoying it!

Ella.S.

Baka.Monkey.13

Shadow Sunset: Good luck on your finals! And if they've already passed, then, I hope you did good. :)

unheard screams

flamethrowerqueen: -cracks up at the thought of the Trio teaching a Health class- XDD

SolitaireAikanaro

DianaLineelu2001: hope you did good on your exams. You had three weeks of exams? I'd go insane. T.T

Simply Hopeless

Vedevria: Thankies for the yogurt…and the review! -eats yogurt-

misskorea: Yush, romance, that was the angle I was going for. Glad you're enjoying it! (e-mail)

Jen Mara: I feel honored that you love my story so much!

Janeyjane

Forever Yours Zana: Yes, Momiji shall be making an appearance, due to the requests of my readers. And I'm glad you love my story; and it makes me feel special that mine was your first FB fic. :D

kittykatstalker: A: I'm female, and B: Yes, Kish is hot. And I would use your idea, but m'sorry, it dun fit with the story. But, it was still a cute idea!

Hannoka

Shoomie

Kano Sohma: 8D Thank you SO much for your reviews! For my lemon, I was trying to make it clear that they were "making love" and not just "having sex", and it makes me VERY happy that you noticed that. :D Also, Pocky is a popular Japanese snack…it's a biscuit stick coated with chocolate, and then others are coated in strawberry cream and stuff. It's very good. And as for "Kyo-koi", I think that means something like "Kyo-love"…'cause "koibito" means "lover". Sorry for not explaining that…ehehe.

KamuiSor

LoveMeNot

strawberries and napkins: your reviews were wonderful and funny:D Thank you so much!

Xv-Lady Chi-vX: Hehe, I'm glad you're enjoying. :) And here's your PLUSHIE of ever-famous Hatsuharu/Kisa hug. So kawaii, even if it is Haru and not some other bishounen. -hands plushie-

I've decided now that instead of writing my reviewer responses here, I'll send everyone private messages when they review. These notes are getting rather long and they're holding up my updating.

And thanks to everyone…again! Love you all. Special thanks to Susannah (BulmaWannabe) for beta-ing!

And now for the next two chapters.

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The air in the bathroom was near-suffocating and filled with warm steam, smelling heavily of soap and herbal shampoo. I wrapped a towel around my waist and drew a brush haphazardly through my wet hair before wiping the rest of the water off my body, taking care to dry the beads on my wrist, and then slipping on my khaki cargo pants and black shirt, all with a smile on my face. After all, I had a lot to smile about.

The cool air of the hallway swept over me as I stepped out of the bathroom. I could smell Tohru's cooking already, and my stomach growled in response. I descended the stairs, making my way to the kitchen, greeted with the sight of Tohru busy over the stove and…Yuki chewing on a stick of Pocky. I blanched. He turned to see me and smirked around the Pocky stick, slowly sliding it between his lips very suggestively. I set my jaw and grimaced, trying to refuse to let it arouse me even just a little bit, and failing miserably. He smiled amusedly at my reaction, obviously noting the blush I felt creeping across the bridge of my nose, and my grimace melted. He was too adorable (and sexy) to stay mad at.

That was when Tohru turned and saw me, smiling brightly. "Hello, Kyo-kun."

"Hey," I greeted. She returned to whatever she'd been doing, and Yuki began to approach me, finishing off his Pocky stick. I grinned and reached out, wrapping my arms around him and pulling him into a soft kiss. I could feel his smile against my lips.

"Boys, please, not in front of Tohru-kun! My dear, shield your virgin eyes!"

I groaned, pulling away from Yuki, as Shigure swept into the kitchen. Tohru had turned around at Shigure's voice and was now blushing fiercely. I clenched my fist. "Shi-gu-re…" I ground out, whirling on the Dog. He was trying to hide his grin behind his fan. I stomped out of the kitchen, and Yuki followed. I sat down at the table set for four and put my head in my hands.

"Just ignore him."

I felt a pair of gentle hands on my shoulders and turned my face up to see Yuki, his violet eyes watching me upside-down. He placed a tender kiss on my lips before sitting down beside me, watching me curiously. "What?" I asked.

"Hm? Nothing."

I looked away, staring into the empty air in front of me. The rest of the night passed calmly. I had never felt so…at peace with myself. Was this what love was? A feeling…of completion? I supposed so. Whatever it was, I never wanted it to go away.

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The next morning I woke up bright and early, heart falling a little at seeing the empty space beside me. I'd never felt this way, disappointed at waking up alone, and wanting to see only one person laying with me. I brushed away the sensation, getting up and stretching and then going to find said person.

Not surprisingly, he wasn't downstairs. Still sleeping, no doubt. I thought about going back upstairs to give him a pleasant wake-up call, but decided against it, seeing that no matter how pleasant the wake-up call was, he would still be angry at being dragged out of bed so early. Tohru was up, busy setting the table for breakfast, and Shigure was reading the morning paper.

Tohru smiled as I entered the area. "Good morning, Kyo-kun!" she said brightly.

I grinned lazily, replying, "'Morning."

"Sleep well?" Shigure asked, lifting a suggestive eyebrow. "Hopefully you're not too tired, or anything like that—"

"Shut-up," I snapped, knowing full well what he was implying. Sighing, I announced, "I'll be outside."

Tohru nodded. "Okay Kyo-kun, we'll call you when breakfast is ready."

I smiled. "Thanks." Then I slid open the back door and stepped outside, breathing in the fresh air. It was a warm day for January.

The day progressed unbearably slowly. By noon, I was bored out of my mind. Yuki was working on homework. I'd been so bored that morning that I'd finished it all before he'd even completely woken up.

I was laying on the porch, hands behind my head, staring up at the overhanging roof. "Sooooo boooooored…" I groaned. "Yuki, do something with me!" I whined in a very un-Kyo-like fashion.

"No, Stupid Cat, I'm busy," he answered from the table.

"BUT I'M BORED!"

"THEN GO DO SOMETHING!"

"THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!"

"Boys, why are we shouting?" Shigure appeared suddenly, his glasses perched on the bridge of his nose. Apparently, he'd been working. There's a surprise.

"The Cat is bored," Yuki explained distractedly, glancing down at his book and scribbling something on his paper.

"Should I fetch him a ball of yarn?" Shigure asked, sounding totally serious. Which just pissed me off.

"SHUT-UP!"

"Would you stop SHOUTING?" Yuki demanded, fisting his hair.

Shigure procured his ever-present fan and tapped his cheek with it, looking thoughtful. Shigure and thinking were never good together. "Now, wasn't this the sort of situation that sparked your little love affair?" he asked.

I sat up, glaring at him through the open doorway. How the hell did he even know that? I knew it! He does have hidden camera's scattered around the house! "Sick bastard," I grumbled.

"Hm?" Shigure shrugged. "Anyway, please try to keep it down, you two. I am, after all, trying to finish this manuscript and save my editor from a near-death experience."

"Why the change of heart?" I asked.

Shigure adopted an innocent expression (or tried to). "My dear Kyo-kun, what ever do you mean? I would never want to hurt my editor! Such a sweet woman."

"Dirty liar," I growled, laying back down.

Shigure hummed as he went back to his study. Good riddance. I closed my eyes, senses dimming. I smiled. I had closed my eyes, only to find another, amethyst pair staring at me from the back of my mind. Damn Rat.

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"Oi, you stupid Cat, wake up."

I groaned, rolling over and slowly opening my eyes. Had it been any other voice to wake me, I would've knocked them through the roof. "Whad'ya want?"

"I want to fight."

I was completely awake now, sitting up and staring at my lover a bit incredulously. He was sitting on his knees beside me, smiling. "You want to…what?"

"I want to fight. It's been a while, don't you think?"

"Um…sure." I rubbed the residual sleep from my eyes and allowed him to drag me to my feet.

He pulled me from the porch and into the backyard. We stood opposite each other in our sparring stances. It really had been a while since we'd had an actual battle, I realized with a start.

"Ready?" he asked.

"Yeah." I grinned, suddenly feeling the familiar tingle of adrenaline. And then he came at me, landing the first blow on my chest. I blocked and countered with a round kick to his head, which he deflected with ease.

And so it went.

Block, block, punch, punch, kick kick kick, jump and kick. Block, block, block block block, sidestep and kick. Kick kick, jab cross jab cross jab jab uppercut ridge hand. He was really keeping me on my toes, just like old times.

He launched another kick and knocked me to the ground. I rolled away as his foot came down in the form of a powerful axe kick, disturbing the grass and dirt there. The axe kick was strong, but it took a lot of energy and one was none-too-quick to recover their balance, so I took advantage of that and leapt to my feet, punching him in the stomach. He gasped and blocked belatedly, spinning and landing a hook kick on my side. Heart pounding, sweat beading on my skin—I hadn't realized how much I'd missed this.

Just as I was about to kick again, Yuki jumped back and said, "Stop."

I froze, watching him. "What?"

"Try that again," he instructed.

I was confused. I threw a kick at the air in front of me, asking, "This?"

Yuki nodded. "Hold your leg out."

I did as I was told, kicking and leaving my leg aloft. Yuki came up beside me and put his hands on my shoulders, turning me just so, and then re-angling my kick. "You need to fix your aim. If this kick is supposed to be shot at the head, it'll be more efficient if you do it like this."

I put my leg down, watching him in wonder, as he demonstrated beside me. I mimicked his movement. "Like this?"

Yuki smiled. "Exactly."

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Tohru standing in the doorway. I turned and looked at her to see her smiling at us just before she disappeared behind the screen.

And then, I smiled, too. Was it my imagination, or did we all seem happier nowadays? It must have been the latter, because I've never really had an active imagination.

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Short, yes, I know, but this was a little bit of a filler chapter. Well, review! Next chapter is the first in the set of school chapters.

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