Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha
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Previously: "As I was saying, we should liven it up around here. So… we're going to have a karaoke contest! I will draw ten names from a hat. If you're name is chosen, you will be given no more than a few hours to come up with a song you will sing. You are allowed to change the words a bit, as long as the base of the song and the tune stay the same. When the contest begins, you will sing it in the order that I pick the names."
The ten singers stood behind the stage curtains, looking through many packets of songs Kagome brought with her. Miroku already knew his song. He grinned constantly, only receiving strange stares.
Sango didn't have a clue of what she wanted to sing. She and Kagome looked through several titles to find something that would get tons of attention.
Kikyo silently looked through titles by herself… and she seemed quite concentrated and undisturbed.
Sesshomaru, Naraku, and Inuyasha didn't even want to sing. Souta was just being extremely annoying, getting on everyone's nerves, not even bothering to find a song he would sing.
Jaken stood next to Sesshomaru, tapping his fingers together repeatedly and observing his staff every now and then. No one even wanted to think about the song he would sing. Rin also followed Sesshomaru, of course after seeking help from Kagome for her song.
After about three hours of song searching, discussing, and waking Jaken from his frequent unconsciousness, everyone was ready, and Kagome walked up to the microphone again. The others stood behind the curtains, looking out from each side.
"Ok everyone, we're ready." No one looked at her, all too busy chatting away. Kagome loudly cleared her throat.
"I said we're ready!" No response. Kagome gritted her teeth.
"SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION!" No one moved or spoke another word. Kagome sighed with a bit of relief.
"Thank you. Let the karaoke begin!" Loud cheering began. Kagome turned to Jaken and motioned for him to come on the stage. He quickly scurried to the microphone.
"First up is Jaken!" No more cheering. A large sweat drop suddenly appeared behind Jaken's head. This wasn't good. What if he forgot the words? What if he passed out again? He gasped. What if Lord Sesshomaru laughed at him? It was unbearable.
Kagome lowered the microphone stand so it was leveled with Jaken, then walked off the stage next to Inuyasha. They watched eagerly, wanting to know the first song.
"Uh, the song I will be, uh, singing will be, uh, a slightly different version of the song 'Blue' by Effiel 65." He cleared his throat. Sesshomaru put a hand over his eyes. He just couldn't watch. Jaken began singing.
Yo listen up
Here's a story about a little guy that lives in a green world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just green like him
Inside and outside
Green his house with the green little window and a green corvette
And everything is green for him and himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...
"He… he's good!" Kagome gaped.
"How wonderful!" Rin beamed.
"How incredible!" Sango blinked.
"How humiliating…" Sesshomaru sighed.
I'm green da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di...
I'm green da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di...
I have a green house with a green windowgreen is the color of all that I wear
green are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so green
Many people wrinkled their noses. The line didn't rhyme, as it should. (Blue are the streets and all the trees are too; I have a girlfriend and she is so blue…etc.
Green are the people here that walk around
Green like my corvette it's in and outside
Green are the words I say and what I think
Green are the feelings that live inside me
I'm green da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di...
I'm green da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di...
Inside and outside
green his house with the green little window and a green corvette
And everything is green for him and himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...
"I'm not listening…. La la la la la!" Sesshomaru covered his ears.
I'm green da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di...
I'm green da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di...
Everyone just stared. They couldn't believe it… Jaken was… good!
"Uh… thank you." Jaken bowed and ran off the stage. Kagome slowly came up to the microphone again.
"Wow… um, well done… I guess. Anyway, next up is Sango!" A couple of cheers were heard, but were soon drowned out by Miroku's loud yelling. Sango blushed and walked up to the microphone, raising it to her level. Kagome winked at her and walked off stage. Sango smiled. This was going to be so much fun…
See? SEE? Even Kagome is enjoying the fic. Hehehehehehe... so... review now! Or I shall have Rin cling to your leg for five years. And you know what a pain in the ass she can be... :)