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Previously: The ten singers stood behind the stage curtains, looking through many packets of songs Kagome brought with her. After about three hours of song searching, discussing, and waking Jaken from his frequent unconsciousness, everyone was ready, and Kagome walked up to the microphone again. The others stood behind the curtains, looking out from each side. "Let the karaoke begin!" Loud cheering began. Kagome turned to Jaken and motioned for him to come on the stage. He quickly scurried to the microphone.
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"My song will be… Milkshake by Kelis."
Everyone gaped, except for Kagome, who just grinned. She'd been a part of helping Sango with her act… which didn't only include singing, but a bit of dancing as well.
Sango put a hand over the collar of her shirt, and threw off her outfit, revealing a new outfit. The shirt was extremely tight, made of black leather and only covered the part of her it needed to… she also wore a matching leather skirt, also very tight and only went about seven inches down from where the skirt started. To pull it all together, she put her hair down and stroke a bit more of a sassy pose than she should've, because now she had much more attention than what she needed.
Miroku's jaw was down to the floor drool spilling out by the second. Inuyasha's eye was twitching… he was enjoying it a little too much. Jaken fainted again. Naraku blinked continuously. Sesshomaru stared, slowly covering Rin's eyes. Kikyo looked on without a word. Sango soon began singing. Kagome beamed. It was all going as planned.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like; it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours…
I could teach you, but I have to charge.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like; it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours…
I could teach you, but I have to charge.
Rin turned to Sesshomaru with a confused look on her face.
"Lord Sesshomaru… what does Sango mean by, milkshake?" Sesshomaru blushed furiously.
"I'll tell you when you're older."
You know you want it
The thing that makes me…
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds… the way I wind
I think its time.
La-la la-la-la… warm it up
La-la la-la-la… the boys are waiting.
La-la la-la-la… warm it up
La-la la-la-la… the boys are waiting.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge
I can see you're on it
You want me to teach the…
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know, thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart
Sango was constantly swinging her hips and flipping her hair. Miroku was almost at a passing out point. Sesshomaru and Naraku couldn't stop staring. Inuyasha's eyes were getting bigger and bigger. Kagome noticed this, and her face grew red.
"SIT!"
Inuyasha, once again, went through the stage, making a third hole.
La-la la-la-la… warm it up
La-la la-la-la… the boys are waiting
La-la la-la-la… warm it up
La-la la-la-la… the boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way-so…
You must maintain your charm
Same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eyes are squint
Then he's picked up your scent
La-la la-la-la… warm it up
La-la la-la-la… the boys are waiting
La-la la-la-la… warm it up
La-la la-la-la… the boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge
Sango gave a final flick of her hair and winked at the crowd, then walked over to Kagome, who was smiling away. Miroku was frozen solid, staring at Sango. Sesshomaru was blushing and looked away. Naraku cleared his throat, a bit embarrassed. Inuyasha was still prying himself out of the stage floor, completely snapped out of his trance.
Sango was still smiling as she took her place next to Miroku to watch the next act that just happened to be Miroku.
But he wasn't going anywhere.
Miroku got an evil grin on his face and eased over to Sango, reached over and… went up to the microphone with a red hand mark on his face, as well as a foot-tapping Sango watching him.
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