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Written by: Haillie

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The Seven-Stage Comeback

Chapter 2:

Procrastination

Many people are procrastinators, a word here which means, oh, who cares what the dictionary term is! All you need to know is that procrastinators are people who put things off to the last minute.

For example, if you have some homework that is do on Friday and is given to you on Monday, the smart thing to do would be to work on your homework bit by bit. But a procrastinator would leave everything until Friday. Why would procrastinators do this? One of three reasons:

-They don't like homework

-They forgot they had that piece of homework

-There are to lazy

Now, you might ask why I am making the words procrastinators or procrastinator highlighted. And that is very simple, because this entire chapter is going to be based on the bad things of procrastination. That, and I'm trying to make things more exciting.

Now, that certain business card that belonged to the seven little people soon seemed to drift into all the chaos and was soon forgotten. Don't get me wrong, there was still murder on the dwarf's minds but long ago they had given up or trying to figure out how they solved the problem before, so they returned to trying to find a way to bring Snow White back to their little house. So she could fix their little dinners and make their little beds.

But I am sorry to say the seven dwarfs were among the many people who were procrastinators. So they seemed to put off the idea of hunting down Snow White to bring her back and killing Prince Charming. Why? Because this seemed like a long process and the seven little men already had work to do, so they put it off until later.

But soon, the business card become even more lost in the crowd of papers and notices and was soon shuffled into Itchy's closet. And after a few months in the dark depths of the closet the card some how passed to Happy's closet who thought it was a unhappy card, so he gave it to Doc. Who one day left it on the kitchen table for Dopy to pick up, and somehow, in the end, the small card ended up in Grumpy's closet,

Thirteen years after Snow White had left.

And so, the card was finally found some thirteen years, six months, and four days after Snow White had left.

It was Grumpy who found the card deep in his closet one day, in a stack of colorful papers,

"Rubbish," he would say, setting one paper down and looking at the next one, "Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, book, rubbish, rubbish, what the-" Grumpy stared down at the small card, reading it over and over again in his mind.

Planning a Comeback?

Have revenge on your mind?

Ask the Queen!

"Doc!" He cheered. "I think I found it! I found it!" Doc, who was happily reading a book in the corner stretched his neck to see what Grumpy had been looking at so carefully.

"The Queen's Card!" he explained, his face lighting up suddenly, then in a second it dropped again, "What does that have to do with us?" Grumped grunted, showing him the card more carefully.

"To get back at Snow White!" he exclaimed. "The queen almost got her last time! Maybe she can help us get Snow White back!" Grumpy said jumping up from his spot on the floor. But Doc seemed unfazed.

"Grumpy," he started, "Last time the all powerful Queen got defeated by seven little men who would dig for jewels for a living. She's really not all that great. And-"

"Okay then, what's your great idea?" Grumpy cut in. Doc paused for a few moments before announcing to the house:

"Come on men! Were going to the Queen's house to seek revenge and bring Snow White back!" at once everyone seemed to pour into the living room. All eager to finally get revenge, even though half of them couldn't exactly remember who Snow White was.

And before long, after reminding the little people who was Snow White and what had happened, the seven little men set out toward the Queens castle, with the card in Doc's hand as the set out for revenge.

That is, without any procrastinating this time.

To answer this question before it is asked: Yes, the queen in this story is still alive, though she is a little different. (You'll see what I mean in the next chapter) Things are finally (slowly) starting to get to the main plot, so hopefully in the next few chapters things will be a lot more funny and chapters will be longer and things will be easier to read.


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