Vyser: All right, here's my first comedy fan fiction. I hope you enjoy it. I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of it's characters.
Chapter 1: Let the Pranks Begin!
It was the day before April fool's day on destiny islands. Sora was in school, dozing on and off during his English 2 class. School was done once the school theme music was heard and instantly the school was empty. Sora was heading home, when he decided that he'd make a small detour to the nearby store that carried many different types of jokes for the great prankster. You see all year round, Sora was the target for many insidious pranks and now was the time for his revenge. When Sora entered the joke shop he went up to the counter.
"Hey Zeek," Said Sora as Zeek (from another fanfic that I wrote) turned around.
"Ah, Sora, is it that time of the year again?" Asked Zeek the silver haired teen.
"Yup, and I need your best pranks for this year," Answered Sora.
"Well follow me," Said Zeek as Sora followed him through the isles. "How's about some hair dyeing shampoo?"
"What color?" Asked Sora as he took a bottle of the weird stuff.
"That's the thing. It reacts differently to the color of the person's hair," Explained Zeek.
"Alright I'll take it," Said Sora as he took three bottles.
"Next we have some classics like the jumping snakes from the peanut can," Offered Zeek.
"Nah, I need something more modern," Replied Sora.
"Well then, how bout some of these?" Asked Zeek as he held a bag that had different colored candy in it.
"What are these?" Asked Sora.
"These happen to be the latest joke candy that can actually temporally turn teeth black," Explained Zeek as Sora took the bag.
"Now I need something big for the finisher," Said Sora.
"I've got just the thing," Said Zeek as he momentarily disappears into the back for a second and returns with many gifted wrapped boxes. "These are on special today, buy five get five free."
"And these are?" Asked Sora as he took one of the boxes.
"Mysterious Presents are what they're called," Said Zeek. "Not even I know what's in them, the company made them like this."
"You sure they're pranks?" Asked Sora.
"If they aren't pranks, they wouldn't be here," Said Zeek.
"All right I'll take them all," Said Sora as Zeek began to put them all in plastic bags. "Put this on my tab okay?"
"Got'cha, oh and here," Said Zeek as he tossed Sora a hand buzzer, "Just a little something extra."
"A hand buzzer, that's an old trick," Said Sora.
"True, but that is a special one," Said Zeek, "It actually can gently shock someone."
"Well thanks," Said Sora as he left for home.
Two hours later after Sora had eaten dinner and finishing his homework, Sora quietly returns to his school to prepare the pranks. Sora first heads to the boy's locker rooms and replaces all the regular shampoo containers with the hair dyeing shampoo. Next he headed to the teacher lounge to drop off the candy and signed a tag with anonymous. Finally, he dropped off the presents that could possibly have the last pranks in the school office each labeled to be sent to each of his friends.
"This is going to be classic," Thought Sora as he retreated back to his home.
The night came and went. When Sora arrived at school the next morning, he was grinning for the enjoyable day that was coming his way. His first class, PE, went by without a breeze because he was playing soccer. Riku was also in Sora's PE class. When the guys decided to take showers, Sora skipped today's shower and quickly put on deodorant and exited the locker room waiting for all his male classmates to exit. Many yells were heard from inside the locker room a few seconds later. When the students were forced to exit, their hair was a rainbow of colors. Riku's hair however, was very different. Riku's hair was…PINK! Sora was just laughing as he saw his friend's new hair color.
"I know you're behind this Sora," Said Riku as he headed to the office to grab a hat.
"Okay, my first prank was good, now to see if the others did well," Said Sora as he headed to his next class.
When Sora got into his next classes he automatically knew that the teachers got into the prank candy. The teachers showed their teeth, and the teeth were pitch black. Every student laughed at the site of their teacher's new black teeth. Soon it was lunchtime, by then almost every boy in the school had different color hair and most of Sora's friends opened the gifts and they received many different surprises. Selphie got sprayed in the face by water, Tidus got hit in the face by a pie pan of whipped cream, and Wakka got a lot of fake snakes shot at him from the present. Sora was just glad that he almost got everyone prank that day.
"Man could today get any better?" Sora thought to himself as Kairi approached him with a small box.
"Sora, I got you something," Said Kairi as she handed the box to Sora.
Sora carefully opened the box, as he lifted the cover he braced for impact of any kind. Nothing happened. When Sora looked in the box, there was a gold key chain that was in the shape of a dragon.
"Thanks Kairi," Said Sora as he lifted the key chain to look at it more precise. Then the key chain squirted ink into Sora's face, making it pitch black and sending him to the ground.
"April Fool's Day," Said Kairi.
"Oh, man." Said Sora as he laughed to himself about the great day.
Vyser: Well hoped you all like this. Please review, and if you want someone to be the next chapter's main prankster, then just tell who and what pranks they use (be specific).