Vyser: The reviews have spoken! For this chapter there is going to be a special guest appearance, I'm not going to say who or what show he/she/it is from as to not spoil the surprise. I don't own Kingdom Hearts or the character that is making a guest appearance.

Chapter 3: Calls and Ghosts

It had been a few days since the paperboy/afro incident and things were quieting down at destiny islands, or so it seemed. Tidus who was mad at Sora for getting his hair to become blue and for the banana cream pie in the face was mad. He was also mad at Riku and Kairi too because later that day he got tripped into the water by the two. Normally, Tidus wasn't a hateful person, but he decided that he needed to call in a favor of his many friends.

"Yeah, can you do this?" Said Tidus into the nearby payphone.

"No problem for thous," Started the robotic voice on the other side of the phone as Tidus hanged up the phone.

"Now is the time for the next phase of my plan," Said Tidus as a knock was heard on the outside of the phone booth. Tidus quickly poked his head out to see it was an old woman.

"Get out of the dang phone booth sonny, I need to call me an ambulance," Said the old lady as she started whacking Tidus with her cane.

"Ow! Knock it off old lady!" Yelled Tidus as he was holding his head from the old lady's cane as she was yelling.

"Oh! My…." Said the lady as suddenly she clutched her chest and suddenly fell to the ground and got quiet.

"Ah, silence," Said Tidus as he began using the phone again.

Meanwhile at Kairi's house, Kairi was laying on the couch reading a book on how to hypnotize people, when suddenly her phone started ringing. She quickly answers the phone.

"Hello," Said Kairi.

"Yes is this Tony's Pizza?" Asked a lone tone voice.

"I'm sorry but you have the wrong number," Said Kairi.

"Yeah, I like to order two large pizzas with extra olives, doughnuts, chicken," Started the voice as Kairi hung up.

Three seconds later.

"Hello?" Asked Kairi.

"Double anchovies, triple ice cream, and some deep fried squid." Continued the voice.

"Hey don't call me again," Said Kairi as she hung up again. Three seconds later the phone rang again. "Yes?"

"And I'd like some Buffalo wings with some honey mustard dipping sauce." Continued the voice.

"Okay, I'm going to say this once, this number is not for Tony's Pizza!" Yelled Kairi, "And I'm not planning on not making any pizza!"

"What! No pizza! Then I'm calling the cops!" Said the voice.

"No wait! What do you want on the pizza?" Asked Kairi as she slapped her forehead for this dumb predicament.

"Well…" Said the voice.

Apparently, the voice had more toppings when the phone was off.

"Okay, so where am I delivering these pizzas?" Asked Kairi.

"To the sun," Said the voice.

"Forget this," Said Kairi as she hung up and unplug the phone cord.

Ten minutes later, at Riku's house, Riku was working out on this various equipment when his phone was ringing.

"Yeah?" Asked Riku.

"I'm calling about the job," Said the voice.

"What job?" Asked Riku.

"Something about catching monkeys," Said the voice as Riku got a surprised look on his face.

"Wrong number dude," Said Riku as he hung up, ten seconds later the phone was ringing again. "Hello?"

"Help?" Said the voice.

"What?" Asked Riku.

"Whose this?" Asked the voice.

"Riku," Said Riku.

"You told me this was the hospital, you little…Ahh! My heart," Said the voice as a crashing sound is heard in the back ground.

"Hello?" Asked Riku.

"Hello this is Bob Striver," Said ?Bob Striver?.

"What happened to the person on the phone earlier," Asked Riku.

"You suck," Said ?Bob?. "Goodbye."

"Hey hold up!" Yelled Riku but it was too late, the dial tone was ringing. "Thank-you 69."

As the phone was ringing, Tidus was outside Riku's front door preparing a little surprise.

"Hello," Said an answering machine, "Please state your name."

"Riku," Said Riku.

"I'm sorry please repeat," Said the machine.

"Riku," Said Riku.

"I'm sorry please repeat," Said the machine.

"Oh, this sucks," Said Riku as he hung up the phone and headed out the front door.

Just as Riku opened the front door, a cat falls on top of his head. Followed by a bucket of water.

"Here's trouble," Said Riku as the cat got out its claws.

The next morning, at Sora's house, Sora is sleeping peacefully in his bed. Suddenly, his door is busted down and steam enters his room along with a robot.

"Key blade master, arise," Said the robot.

"What, oh crud!" Yelled Sora.

"Sora! Keep it down!" Yelled Sora's dad from down the hall.

"Now you listen directly to me, for I am the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past," Said the robot ghost. "And I have come here to show you what Christmas was like."

"What in the worlds are you talking about!" Asked Sora as more steam flies into the room, "You got like a fog machine or something going?"

"This was Christmas for Sora in 1994," Said the Robot ghost as more smoke came.

Flashback

Just robots doing the chicken dance.

End of Flashback

"What does that have to do with anything?" Asked Sora.

"You don't remember because back then it was only a computer simulation, but now in the future robotic chickens are good at disco," Said the ghost robot.

Sora was just tired of the steam that was coming in and the robot's useless information.

"What was the author thinking writing this chapter?" Sora thought as he made his Key blade appear and starts whacking the robot.

Soon the robot was in parts on the floor, Sora noticed a little piece of paper on the floor. It was a receipt, made for by Tidus.

"I'll get Tidus next chapter," Said Sora as he went back to bed.

Vyser: I know that wasn't the best, but I've been having a stressful time and couldn't think of anything better. I thank the Cybernetic ghost (don't own) for his appearance, if you reviewers would like to submit ideas for the story I'm all ears.