Vyser: The reviews have spoken yet again! I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I hope you all will enjoy this unique chapter and sorry it took so long to update, school work sucks.

Chapter 4: Spring Break Pranks

It was the week of spring break, and as usual Riku was going to have his annual spring break party. Everyone who was anyone in the high school would be there, Sora of course was invited and was planning to get revenge on Tidus for sending the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas past from the Future (don't own). Anyway, the day before the party after school we find Sora at Zeek's Prank shop entering the doors and a bucket of water just fell on Sora's head.

"Very funny Zeek," Said Sora as Zeek threw him a towel.

"Ah, sarcasm," Started Zeek, "Truly is the language among the world."

"Okay, now I need some fresh new pranks for a party I'm going to tomorrow," Explained Sora.

"You mean Riku's?" Asked Zeek as Sora nodded, "I can help, I got invited."

'I thought the party was only for high school students?" Asked Sora.

"I'm only 17," Said Zeek as he walked from behind the counter.

"Really?" Asked Sora as he followed Zeek into one of the isles, "Cool, so what kind of pranks you got in mind?"

"Those are a surprise," Said Zeek as he was looking onto the shelves, "In order for this to work I'll need you to do one thing for me."

"And that would be?" Asked Sora.

"Riku is probably going to need help to set up the party," Said Zeek as he grabbed a bottle with clear liquid inside, "I need you to get him to allow us to help him setup."

"That'll be easy," Said Sora, "I'll call you when I get the word."

When Sora got home he immediately got a call from Riku saying that he needed help from for the party set up. Sora quickly volunteered himself and Zeek, and then Sora called Zeek. The stage was set, and the pranks were ready.

The next day…

Zeek had a backpack filled with the pranks he chose for the party tonight. Sora tried to take a look inside, but Zeek stopped him.

"Why can't I look?" Asked Sora as he rang Riku's doorbell.

"You'll be surprised on what will happen," Said Zeek, "Just one tip, don't drink the punch."

When Riku answered the door, he had a brown paper bag over his head.

"Hey guys," Said Riku.

"What's with the bag?" Asked Zeek.

"Don't want to talk about it," Said Riku as he was pushing Sora away who was trying to get the bag. "I'll be applying some bandages to my face, I left what you guys can do on a note on the counter."

So, after Riku headed into the bathroom and locked the door, Sora and Zeek were quickly readying the party. Well, Sora was. Zeek on the other hand was busy readying the pranks that were well hidden and ready to be activated. Sora was wrapping up the sound system while Zeek was near the punch bowl.

"Hey Zeek!" Yelled Sora as he surprised Zeek causing him to throw three bottles into the air.

"Quickly! Catch them!" Exclaimed Zeek as he and Sora dived to grab the bottles.

"What are these?" Asked Sora as he looked at the bottle he was holding.

"I had the bottles memorized, well at least two of them," Said Zeek as he was trying to figure out which bottle was which, "Great they're mixed up."

"Were you trying to spite the punch?" Asked Sora.

"What? No, one of these bottles contains a substance that changes the color of one's teeth," Explained Zeek, "While another give off a horrible bad breath."

"What's the third?" Asked Sora.

"That's the thing, one of co-workers must have slipped it in," Said Zeek.

"Okay, so we'll have to try to put these into the punch?" Asked Sora.

"Yes, or maybe the salsa for the chips," Considered Zeek, "Or we could take one of the balloons and with it with some of the liquid and throw it on Riku."

After some quick rushing, Sora and Zeek were finally done with the decorations and the pranks. None too sooner because Riku had finally came out of the bathroom with a few little bandages on his face. Soon all the guests were arriving, the music was playing. After an hour or so, people started to get into the pranks/traps, many people got hit with shaving cream whenever they tried to change the music. The instant inflatable monsters that Zeek cleverly hid inside every cub board scared others. Tidus got a special surprise when he was taking a nap on the couch that was outside, Sora shaved a huge bald line that started in the front. Sora then quickly took a picture.

"Future blackmail," Said Sora as he hid the digital camera.

Zeek and Sora weren't the only pranksters at the party. Apparently, someone had managed to put alcohol into the punch. Later Zeek had found out that Wakka and Selphie were the ones who did it. Anyway, back to the present, before the punch was alcoholified (this is my story and I'll make up words if I want to!) many people drank the punch and their teeth were the colors of the rainbow. Some of the teens liked their newly colored teeth others just laughed at the sight of their fellow students' newly colored teeth. People who stayed away from the punch ate the salsa and as Zeek had mentioned before they got terrible breath.

"Man, have these people ever heard of breath mints?" Asked Kairi towards Sora.

Even later at the party, many people were starting to sing some Karaoke on the new machine that Riku received for his last birthday. Riku was up for his singing and every girl (plus some of the fan girls who hurt me before) was cheering for Riku as he was singing.

"It's time," Said Zeek as he pulled out a small remote controlled helicopter and placed the balloon with the mysterious liquid on the opposable claw.

Zeek was steering the helicopter until it was directly above Riku. Zeek pushed a button and the balloon dropped on Riku's head and much liquid came bursting out and drenched the silver-haired teen with the strange liquid. A few seconds later, when the liquid was dried, Riku's clothes became see through! The only clothes unaffected was his black boxers, once the crowd sees this the guys are just laughing and Sora is taking another blackmail photo for later.

"Not again," Said Riku as he quickly ran into his room.

Vyser: I hope you all enjoyed this chapter.

Sora: I know I did, cause now I have blackmail photos.

Vyser: You know that Riku's fan girls are going to want that photo to sell on the internet.

Sora: What are a bunch of fan girls going to do?

Hundreds of Riku Fan girls suddenly are marching towards Vyser and Sora. Some with clubs and others with wooden swords shaped like Riku's.

All of Riku Fan Girls: LET'S GET THAT PHOTO!

Sora: What's the best way to avoid fan girls?

Vyser: RUN! Oh before I forget, please review and if you want FF characters in this story just tell me which FF game and what age you want them to be, but a little warning, I do not know all the FF games.

Suddenly, while Zeek is still explaining all the fan girls trample him.

Vyser: Oh, my brain!