Vyser: Sorry it took so long to update, I've been studying Spanish and History really hard lately. But, this isn't about me; this is about pranks that Kingdom Hearts characters pull on each other. I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy. Have fun!

Chapter 5: A Brand New Tail

Ever since the party, it has been prank against prank. And soon spring break was done. Time flew; at least until school was back, then it went to slow motion as usual. Anyway, Sora and Riku were in their Algebra class; it was just the beginning of class when 'he' made an appearance.

"Can I help you young man?" Asked the Algebra teacher.

"Yeah my name's Zidane," Said Zidane (who by the way is wearing a mixture of Riku's and Sora's clothes). "I'm being transferred to this school and this is my next class."

"Of course, now to find you a place to sit," Said the teacher.

By the time the teacher began looking for a seat for Zidane, all the girls in the class were looking at Zidane's looks. While the guys were a little bit angry that all the girls were probably infatuated with the new blonde kid.

"Why don't you sit next to Sora," Said the Teacher as he pointed to the seat next to Sora.

Some of the girls started whispering, some wishes that they sat next to Zidane in stead of Sora. Zidane quickly took his place next to Sora and the teacher began doing his teaching once again.

"Hey Zidane, I'm Sora," Said Sora as he extended his hand.

"Yeah, I kind of figured that," Said Zidane as he shook Sora's hand.

After class, Sora and Zidane were the first out the room. The bell rang signaling for lunch.

"You're welcome to sit with me and my friends," Said Sora.

"I'd like that Sora," Said Zidane as many girls from the classroom pushed Sora into the nearby wall.

"Come Zidane you can sit with us in lunch," Said one of the girls as they grabbed Zidane by his arms and he started to blush.

"Why thank you, you generous ladies," Said Zidane as he and the many girls headed towards the lunchroom.

Riku came out of the classroom to find Sora still slammed into the wall. Riku just sighed and nodded his head.

"Not again Sora," Said Riku, "What have I told you about thinking you had powers of that of a ghost?"

"Not this time Riku," Said Sora as he jumped off the wall, "Some girls pushed me into the wall this time."

Riku was just embarrassed to have a friend like Sora. Anyway, the two were sitting with their friends at their usual table. They were discussing many things; Kairi and Selphie were discussing about Zidane. Wakka was trying to get Tidus to take off his hat that covered his entire hair (read last chapter if you don't understand.) Riku was looking at a magazine he managed to sneak in and Sora was just staring at the table where girls were surrounding Zidane.

"Relax Sora, I thought seeing as how I have a fan girl club," Said Riku, "You'd get used to having most of the girls ignoring you."

"Oh yeah, speaking about your fans," Said Tidus as he pushed Wakka way, "It looks like they weren't loyal enough."

When Riku turned his head he saw signs that on the back had his face covered with a red 'X' and on the other side was Zidane's pictures.

"He must pay!" Yelled Riku as he tore his magazine in half, "Awe man, and just when it was getting to the good part."

By this time, Sora had left the table and was heading over to where Zidane was, but unfortunately the girls surrounding threw Sora into a near by student. They both fell down, and Sora realized that he was thrown into Zeek.

"Hey ya, Zeek," Said Sora as he and Zeek got up.

"Nice flying Sora," Said Zeek as he dusted himself off, "What's up?"

"We got this new student and well," Started Sora.

"Let me guess, he gotten all of the attention of all the girls," Said Zeek as he started looking through his backpack, "Especially Kairi, and whenever you try to get close to talk to him, those girls hurt you. And Riku's fan girls left him to become Fans of Zidane. Stop me if I'm wrong."

"How'd you do that?" Asked Sora.

"The author just so happened to have found out plot holes," Said Zeek as he pulled out a banana. "Whoops that's my lunch, here hold for a minute."

Riku had spotted Sora and Zeek. Soon the trio had devised the most fiendish pranks ever. First they tried the simple cheese in a balloon trick; they set it up in the hallway near Zidane's locker. As soon as Zidane opened his locker, the balloon was sent flying. It was on a one way course with Zidane, which is until the Gym teacher was walking up to Zidane about his performance in gym was. The cheese balloon collided with the teacher's head, knocking him out. Looking back, they probably should have melted the cheese and check the date, cause the cheese was ten years old.

"I wondered why my locker was stinky," Said Zeek as he, Sora, and Riku ran to get the next prank ready.

Riku had the next class with Zidane, and before the teacher came in Riku set up a bucket filled with the same hair dyeing shampoo that Sora used before on him over Zidane's desk. Now the when the students came into the class and Zidane took his seat Riku activated the prank. For some apparent reason the teacher of that class threw a little yellow ball that some how hit the bucket and caused it to land on Riku, everyone in the class laughed at the site and when Riku removed the bucket his hair was now …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..(Doing the suspense thing again) ………………………………………………………………………………………. Green!

"Not again," Sighed Riku.

After school, Riku, Sora, and Zeek were outside the school's exit. Sora and Zeek tried not to laugh at Riku's hair, but to no avail. After a few glares, Zeek and Sora stopped laughing. Zeek and Riku were talking about what they should do next, while Sora took the opportunity to eat the banana that Zeek forgot to take back.

"Now what are we going to do?" Asked Riku embarrassed about his new hair color.

"I've tried the tricks I could think of but they failed," Said Zeek as Sora finished the banana and threw the peel behind him. "Sora, did you eat my banana?"

"Well," Started Sora when a yell was heard behind them.

Everyone looked to see that Zidane had just slipped on the banana peel that Sora just threw. Everyone laughed when Zidane fell straight on his back, and got dizzy for a moment.

"I'm okay," Said Zidane as he tried to get up but slipped on the banana peel again, "Now I'm not."

"Well, I didn't think that that trick would work," Said Zeek as Sora was still laughing.

Vyser: Well I hope you all liked this chapter.

Sora then runs in breathing heavily.

Vyser: What's wrong?

Sora: Riku and Zidane's fan girls are coming!

Suddenly, many fan girls can be seen running towards Vyser and Sora. Only this time with paint cans and bigger signs.

Sora: RUN!

Vyser: (while running) Before I'm hurt by the fan girls yet again, tell me if you want any Final Fantasy characters or original characters that you made. (Slips over a banana peel) Sora! I'll get my revenge!

The Fan girls then start pummeling and spraying paint on Vyser. When they left, he was bruised and was the many colors of the rainbow.

Vyser: Please review.