Vyser: Here's another chapter, I wrote this when I didn't have internet access because I was in a Reno hotel with no internet access so I didn't see if you added any more character ideas. I don't own Kingdom Hearts or final fantasy I only own Zeek.

Chapter: The Mystery of Zeek's Car

Friday was finally here, and Sora was at his favorite store in town. He was talking to Zeek, who showed Sora the new car he just got. The car was a black jeep; Zeek had saved up enough money to afford to get the newly acquired vehicle.

"How much did it cost you again?" Asked Sora.

"It was priced at 15,000 munny," Said Zeek as he looked out the store window to see the car, "It took me a while but I finally got a car."

"Anyway, you got any new pranks in?" Asked Sora as Zeek was looking on a clip board.

"We got stink bombs disguised as yo-yos," Said Zeek as Sora shook his head, "Well how bout some skin dye?"

"That sounds good," Said Sora as Zeek quickly looked underneath the counter and took out two bottles of the skin dye, "It's not permanent, is it?"

"Of course not, but it takes four showers to get it out," Said Zeek, "You need anything else?"

"Yeah, got any thing that's new?" Asked Sora as Zeek looked in a box under the counter.

"You bet! We got instant hair growth!" Said Zeek as Sora got a confused look.

"How's that a prank?" Asked Sora.

"Simple my friend, if you spray it on your friends lunch, it will become like hair balls," Explained Zeek as Sora got grossed out.

"No thanks," Said Sora, "Got anything better?"

"Well, I don't understand two guys came in here earlier and bought many bottles of the hair growth," Said Zeek.

"Were they bald?" Asked Sora.

"No, their hair was crazy," Said Zeek as he dug into the box he had and pulled out a small tube, "How's about this, quick dying cement glue."

"Is that permanent?" Asked Sora as he took tube.

"Nope, it comes out with spit," Said Zeek.

"That's gross, but I'll take it," Said Sora as he handed Zeek the munny and grabbed the two new pranks and headed home for the night.

The night soon turned into day, and Sora had accidentally glued himself to the bed. But, eventually, he managed to get free and sleep until 7 am. Sora got a call and fell out of bed trying to answer the dang phone.

"This better not be a crank call," Said Sora as he picked up the phone, "Hello?"

"Sora! You got to get over here, it's Zeek," Said Zeek from the other side of the phone.

"What's wrong Zeek?" Asked Sora as he was getting his clothes on.

"Just get over here!" Yelled Zeek as he hung up the phone.

After Zeek hung up the phone, Sora quickly called up Riku and Kairi and told them to meet him at Zeek's house. Riku was already up since 5 am and was bored, Kairi was still sleeping but was already awake and both said that they would meet Sora. When the trio reached Zeek's house, they saw Zeek and what appeared to be a pile of scrap metal standing in the middle of the driveway.

"Okay what's the "emergency"?" Asked Riku as the trio walked down the driveway.

"You see this?" Asked Zeek as he pointed towards the pile of scrap metal.

"This is why you got us up?" Asked Kairi, "To tell us that some polluted in your driveway."

"No, Sora remembers my Jeep, right?" Asked Zeek as Sora nodded his head. "Well this is all that's left."

Everyone looked shocked that the new car was now a new pile of scrap metal.

"Who did this?" Asked Sora.

"I don't know," Replied Zeek, "That's why I called you Sora, I tried the police, but they stopped taking my calls a long time ago."

"And why's that the police stopped taking your calls?" Asked Kairi.

"You don't really want to know," Replied Zeek, "Anyway can you guys help?"

"What's in it for us?" Asked Riku as Sora and Kairi gave him a quick glare, "What?"

"Okay, I'll give you each 85 munny," Said Zeek, "Or any free prank from the store I work for."

"Deal," Said Riku and Sora.

"What's this?" Asked Kairi as she grabbed a lock of light silver hair.

"Whose hair is that?" Asked Sora.

"Well the only two people I know who have silver hair are Riku and Zeek," Said Kairi as Zeek and Riku gulped.

"Why would I wreck my own car?" Yelled Zeek.

"And I didn't even know he had a car till this morning," Added Riku.

"You could have tried insurance fraud Zeek," Said Kairi as Zeek got mad.

"I don't have car insurance yet!" Yelled Zeek.

"Maybe we should get some breakfast first," Said Sora as his stomach growled.

"We'll head to the gas station to get some breakfast burritos," Said Zeek as he began to walk towards the nearby gas station, "I'm out of food any way."

So that's what they did, after a little bit of counting pennies and eating the greasy burritos, the group returns to Zeek's house to find that it had undergone a startling change.

"Holy Crud! My house!" Yelled Zeek as everyone except him laughed at Zeek's house. You see, Zeek's house was now covered with hair the same color as the house paint, gray!

"When did this happen?" Asked Sora who fell to ground from laughter.

Just then Zeek spots two teen boys whom looked to be in 16 both. One of the boys had blond hair and was purple and black clothes, and on his back was a guitar shaped like a huge sword. The other teen had light silver hair, was wearing mostly black clothes and they both had glowing blue/greenish eyes.

"See I told you Cloud," Said the silver haired teen, "It was fun to first destroy that guy's car and use the hair growth formula on his house."

"I still can't believe that you talked me into doing it Sephiroth(did I spell it right?)" Said Cloud.

"I used my powers to control you remember?" Asked Sephiroth as Zeek grabbed a bottle of the skin dye from the back pack that Sora had and began to walk towards Cloud and Sephiroth.

"Did you two do that to my car, and made my house hairy?" Asked Zeek as Sephiroth just laughed.

"Of course," Said Sephiroth, "We also noticed that you had a pool in the back."

"Zeek has a pool," Said Sora who had gotten up.

"Look, I want you to pay for the damages you did to my car," Said Zeek, "And I want you two fix the damage and get that hair off my house now!"

"No, but I'll do this," Said Sephiroth as he lifted his hand in the air.

Just as Sephiroth raised his hand in the air, as he did Zeek was lifted into the air. Sephiroth then threw Zeek into the air and Zeek was going to land onto his roof, but before he hit the roof Zeek had one more thing to say.

"Stay out of my pool!" Yelled Zeek just before he landed onto the roof, "Oh, my back, my back."

"Hey let's go swimming," Said Cloud, "You guys want to join us?"

"Sure," Said Riku.

"Let's get the others to come," Said Kairi as everyone except Sora left to get their bathing suits and friends.

"Hey Zeek you okay?" Yelled Sora.

"No my back hurts," Replied Zeek as he tried to get up but to no avail.

"Okay, I'm going to get my swim suit," Said Sora as he left to get his swimsuit.

"That's it I need to do something," Said Zeek as he noticed that he still had the skin dye. "That's it!"

Zeek quickly unscrewed the cap of the bottle and threw it into the pool, the bottle quickly sunk to the bottom. Slowly but surely the skin dye was starting to fill the pool. Soon Sora, Riku, Kairi, Tidus, Wakka, Selphie, Zidane, Cloud, Sephiroth, and many of Riku and Zidane fan girls everyone in their swimsuits (I'll let you decide on what kind of swimsuits they are wearing). Everyone was surprised the Zidane had a tail. After everyone quickly jumped in, Zeek finally was able to get on his feet, even though he was still weakened by Sephiroth's unique ability. Zeek was safe on the roof to see that the dye was taking effect. As soon everyone was looking at each other their screams quickly filled the air. All Zeek could think about was that now, the blue man group was about to get many new members added to their group.

Vyser: Okay, I hoped you all enjoyed this chapter, and my revenge on Sora has been complete, thanks to Zeek.

Zeek: Thanks for the complement.

Vyser: Well, read and review and I'm still looking for more characters. Preferably, I do require more females.