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Chapter 7: A Night Better Not to Remember

The annual spring dance was on Friday, Sora managed to get enough courage to ask Kairi to the dance and see accepted. Riku and Zidane were hiding from almost all of their fan girls that wanted to go to the dance with them. Tidus managed to ask a girl named Yuna from his art class to go with him. Cloud and Sephiroth who apparently who were fellow students were trying to ask any girl with in a ten foot radius of themselves. Zeek had a hard time trying to find a date as well. Wakka was unfortunately out of town for the week, and Selphie was being asked by many guys to go to the dance. When the day was done Zeek, Cloud, and Sephiroth were the only ones to not have dates. We find the trio at the entrance of the school.

"I can't believe that no one wants to go with me," Said Sephiroth.

"Why don't you just use your powers on the women?" Asked Zeek as he was looking through his backpack.

"Unfortunately, my powers only work on the women's clothes," Said Sephiroth.

"Well there has to be something that we can do," Said Cloud as he looks at a poster and quickly grabs it.

"Huh, what's that?" Asked Zeek as he and Sephiroth looked at the poster.

Apparently, the school needed volunteers to help set up for the dance. Zeek and Cloud quickly headed towards the office to sign up, while Sephiroth quickly ran around the school taking down the other posters about the volunteer work. There were only five people who volunteered, three being Zeek, Cloud, and Sephiroth, the other two were a guy named Squall who had black hair, wearing black cloths and a scar on his face, and a girl named Rinoa with black hair and wearing blue and black clothes. The setting up would take place the next day which gave Zeek, Cloud, and Sephiroth the chance to get their pranks ready.

The next day came and the trio each had their backpacks filled with their pranks, the good thing about setting up the dance had two pros. One, they would have the last laugh, and two, was that they would be able to get out of all their classes and would receive no homework. All the volunteers were in the gymnasium ready to set up the dance and the pranks.

"Hello," Said Rinoa as she looked at the list of things that needed to be done, "I'm Rinoa and we have many things to do, and little help so here's what you have to do."

Rinoa started to pass the "chores", Zeek had to climb the huge ladder and set up when the balloons were supposed to fall when the king and queen were to take the first dance. Cloud and Squall had to set up the music on the stage. Sephiroth had to set up the ornaments, while Rinoa had to sell tickets in the lunchroom. Zeek was happy that he got the job he was assigned, while standing carefully on the girders he quickly set up the net that would release the balloons. While he was filling up the balloons with air, he poured some liquids that were in this backpack.

"Well, this time I made sure that no one will get hurt like the PE coach," Thought Zeek as he continued to pour the liquid and tie the balloons.

We now see what Cloud and Squall are up to. Squall is setting up the sound systems, while Cloud is setting up a disco ball that would activate a special surprise.

"So Squall, you don't seem like the kind of person to do this," Said Cloud as he finished with the disco ball, "Why are you doing it?"

"Rinoa is my girlfriend," Answered Squall as he finished with the sound system and was getting started with the CD player, "What about you three?"

"Oh we have to do some community service, and this was the easiest thing out there," Said Cloud as he sweated and Squall didn't buy it but he just shrugged and continued to work.

Sephiroth was using his weird power to set up the decorations and the secret cannons and cameras that would make the night even more valuable.

Soon, everything was set the night of the dance was set; Zeek, Cloud, and Sephiroth were sitting on the girders waiting to spring the traps they had set. Zeek had a remote control in his hand while Cloud and Sephiroth were eating some popcorn that they brought.

"So Zeek," Said Cloud as he was going for the popcorn that Sephiroth was hogging the popcorn, "What's with the remote? Sephiroth give me that popcorn!"

"Oh it's just a little last minute prank," Said Zeek as Cloud finally gets some of the popcorn, "I take it that you two did the same?"

"Oh yeah," Said Sephiroth as the music got louder.

"Quiet, their announcing who the King and Queen are," Said Cloud as Rinoa came up to the stage microphone.

"And this dance's king and queen are…." Said Rinoa as she opened an envelope and read the letter, "Sora and Kairi!"

Sora and Kairi quickly ran onto the stage and received the crowns, the two then quickly headed down to the dance floor.

"Do you think we should do this?" Asked Cloud as he was about to release the balloons, "I mean, do we really need to do this?"

"Revenge is revenge," Said Sephiroth as he began to untie the rope.

"Good philosophy," Said Zeek as the balloons quickly fell to the dance floor.

The balloons were filled with various liquids, and when they hit the ground the liquids splashed out everywhere and almost everyone near the dance floor. Many of the people's clothes turned rainbow colored, while the balloons that landed on Sora and Kairi were filled with ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. (Yay! More suspense!) …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Red frosting! They were red because they were covered with the red stuff, anger, and embarrassment.

Sephiroth did keep up his word, because he put a special surprise in the punch, he placed alcohol in there. But, he told Zeek and Cloud that it was his special kind that he brewed his basement.

"Isn't that illegal?" Asked Cloud as many of the people in the gym were getting dizzy.

"Depends on what you call legal," Said Sephiroth as he drank from a bottle and Zeek and Cloud were looking at them, "What, it's Pepsi."

Suddenly, the disco ball then quickly shot out holograms of everyone who was in the dance, the sober people weren't affected by it, but the ones who drank the punch were another story. They tried to punch the holograms. Sephiroth's other prank was activating, the cannons were firing whipped cream, and everyone who stayed away from the other pranks, suddenly became "sweet".

"You still didn't tell us what remote was for," Said Cloud through the trio's laughter.

"Well," Said Zeek as Squall suddenly appeared with anger in his eyes.

"I knew you three were up to something!" Yelled Squall as Zeek quickly pressed the button on the remote, "What?"

Suddenly the girder under Squall opened up and he fell through, and he landed on Riku and Zidane. Luckily, neither of the three was really hurt, because the fall was only 15 feet and Squall had landed on Riku and Zidane who were lifted by their fan girls for no apparent reason.

"Sweet," Said Cloud and Sephiroth as they slapped hands with Zeek.

Vyser: Thank goodness, now that chapter is finally over, please review. Oh, I'm starting something up again that others have started, Tifa and Aeries are going to be making an appearance next chapter, and I'm letting the reviewers choose who gets Cloud, the one you don't choose will be paired with some one else. Keep reviewing and real!