Vyser: Here's the next comical chapter. Now before I begin, I have to say that I need more votes, anyway here is the amount right now.

Aeris – 1

Tifa – 0

The poll will be open until the third next chapter I place after this one. Anyway I don't own Kingdom hearts or the cast of the Final Fantasy Series, I only own Zeek.

Chapter 8: A Clash

It had been a week since the dance fiasco, and with some miracle, Zeek, Cloud, and Sephiroth managed to shift the blame on someone else for ruining the dance. Anyway, it was lunchtime, and Sora, Cloud, Tidus, Zeek, Wakka, Riku, and Zidane were eating lunch at their normal table. Let's take a listen to what they're saying.

"So this guy Squall just fell from no where and landed on us," Said Riku.

"He said that there were these three jerks who some how passed him through the girders," Added Zidane as Riku took a sip from his drink, "It's too bad that he landed on his head and forgot what the trio looked like."

"Does anyone know where the girls are today?" Asked Tidus.

"They must be at that meeting about volleyball tryouts," Said Wakka.

Tidus and Wakka quickly left because they forgotten about their make up science test. Not soon after the two left, two girls come up to the table. Zidane couldn't help but stare, the ladies were both at the age of sixteen. One had dark hair and was wearing a black skirt and a tight T-shirt; the other had chocolate brown hair and was wearing mostly pink clothes.

"Could we sit here?" Asked the chocolate haired girl as Zidane pulled two seats from the table.

"Thanks," Said the dark haired girl as she and the other girl sat down.

"So what are your names?" Asked Zidane as he was staring at the girls.

"My name's Tifa," Said the dark haired girl.

"And I'm Aeris," Introduced Aeris.

The boys then started to introduce themselves. After Cloud introduced himself, Tifa and Aeris were the ones now staring. Cloud blushed a little, but had to leave because his name was called on the intercom and he had to go to the office. Soon after, Aeris and Tifa left. Zeek then got an evil look in his eyes.

"My pranking sense is tingling," Said Zeek as everyone gave him a strange look. "What? I'm not getting sued by Stan Lee!"

"So, what does your sense say to you Zeek?" Asked Sora.

"I believe that those two girls like Cloud," Said Zeek.

"How do you figure that?" Asked Zidane.

"The author told me," Said Zeek as everyone got a confused look on his or her face.

"Okay, so what are we supposed to do?" Asked Riku.

"Simple, we use this," Said Zeek as he pulled out a weird device, "It's a voice modifier, we look up what those girls' numbers are and disguise our voices to be like Cloud's."

"I see what you're getting at," Said Sora as Zidane got a smile on his face, "I've got some people to talk to, call me later so we can discuss the prank."

Zidane quickly ran off. Later that night, everyone was ready for the prank to begin; it was up to Zeek to get the girls to the right place at the right time. Today was Friday, so tomorrow would be the perfect day for the prank to work. Now all Zeek had to do was find the perfect place.

"Hey wait, I know!" Said Zeek as he readied the voice changer and looked in the student phone book.

Meanwhile, at Tifa's house, Tifa was working on some of her homework she got when suddenly her phone began to ring and she answered it.

"Hello Lockheart residence, Tifa speaking," Said Tifa into the phone.

"Hey Tifa, its Cloud," Said 'Cloud', "Listen you doing anything tomorrow?"

"No not really, why?" Asked Tifa.

"Well, could you meet me at the football field behind the bleachers tomorrow?" Asked 'Cloud'.

"Sure around what time?" Asked Tifa as she grabbed a pen and some paper.

"Around noon," Said 'Cloud'.

"Sure, meet ya there," Said Tifa as she hanged up the phone.

"Now for the next one," Said Zeek as he dialed in Aeris' number in the phone.

"Hey this is Aeris, I'm here right now so don't leave a message," Said Aeris from her side of the phone.

"Aeris how you doing, its Cloud," Said 'Cloud', "Say could you meet me somewhere tomorrow?"

"Where and when?" Asked Aeris.

"The football field next to the snack bar, around noon?" Asked 'Cloud'.

"I'll be there on the spot," said Aeris as she hanged the phone up.

"Does anyone ever say goodbye anymore?" Thought Zeek as he dialed yet another number.

"Yeah, this is Cloud," Said Cloud from his phone.

"Hey, Cloud, listen, this is Zeek, can I ask a favor of ya?" Asked Zeek.

"Sure what up?" Asked Cloud.

"I need you to deliver something for me, and I'll pay you some munny," Said Zeek.

"Where do I meet you to pick it up?" Asked Cloud.

"I need you to meet me at the football field at 5 minutes after noon directly on the center line," Said Zeek, "If I'm not at the center line wait for me."

"See ya tomorrow Zeek," Said Cloud as he hanged the phone up.

Zeek quickly dialed a few more numbers before heading to bed that night. The next morning came quickly, Zeek met up with Sora, Riku and Zidane. The time was 10 am. They broke off into two groups, Zeek and Sora took the stands, while Riku and Zidane took the snack bar. They had five minutes left when they finished the pranks before noon came. Before noon, many guys showed up and were hiding behind trees, bushes, and even in the restrooms.

"Zidane, did you have something to do with this?" Asked Sora as the group quickly hid in the announcer's box on top of the stand.

"All I did was charge a few people to see what may or may not happen," Said Zidane as he was looking at the control panel in front of him, "I wonder what these things do?"

Noon was here, and almost immediately two screams were heard from the snack bar and beneath the stands. We find Tifa and Aeris stomping out on to the middle or the field. Tifa was cover with cheese and white feathers, while Aeris was covered with some instant green gelatin melted. Just as the two saw each other, Cloud appears and looks confused.

"What are you girls doing here?" Asked Cloud as he got some evil glares.

"She tricked me!" Yelled Aries and Tifa pointing at the other girl.

Zeek, Sora, Riku, and Zidane couldn't hear what Aries and Tifa were yelling, all they could see that they were arguing, Cloud trying to stop them, and most of the guys that paid to see this event got out cameras. Soon Tifa and Aries began fighting and rolling on the ground exchanging blows.

"Wow, I didn't expect that to happen," Said Zidane, "But, I'm sure loving it!"

Vyser: Chapter done!

Zidane: Why didn't you continue?

Vyser: The rest would have been censored anyway.

Zidane: More votes for who gets Cloud, is that what you wanted me to say?

Vyser: Yeah, here's five bucks.

Zidane: Hey this is fake!