Vyser: All right let's get this chapter started! Oh, yeah I still need votes, and you can vote as many times as you want (per review)! Here's the score:

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I don't own kingdom hearts or final fantasy, or the any of the pranks that you have done to your friends or saw in a movie, if I did, it wouldn't be pretty. Now sit back and enjoy the randomness that is prepared for you all.

Chapter 9: Mad Mansion Pranks

It had been a week since the, um, clash had happened. Tifa and Aeris made up and were still after Cloud. Zeek was trying to figure out some new pranks that the store just got. Sora was helping Zeek with the pranks. Sephiroth was hearing about what happened on Saturday, while Zidane and Riku were hiding from all the fan girls. Tidus was paying more attention in art class, Kairi and Selphie were now on the volley ball team, and Wakka was able to organize a blitz ball team at the school. It was lunchtime, but we're not going to focus on the main characters just yet, we're heading into the principal's office. Inside the principal office, Principal Cid (choose from which FF game he's from) was talking to a guy with long red hair, wearing mostly black and had black lines coming from his eyes.

"I'll accept you proposal, Mr.…" Said Cid as he stood from his seat and extended his hand.

"Please, call me Axel," Said Axel, "So whom are the students who will be participating?"

"Well, I asked for a large group of friends, and the ones who fit the description are written on this piece of paper," Said Cid as he handed Axel the paper.

"These will do, tell them that they have to come to this address on Friday," Said Axel as he handed Cid a paper before he left the room, "And remember, the school will benefit!"

A few minutes later, in the last hour of classes. Sora, Riku, Kairi, Zeek, Zidane, Tidus, Selphie, Wakka, Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Sephiroth, and Yuna were called into the office. They were all sitting down in the teacher conference room. Principal Cid was already sitting down when the students sat down.

"I suppose you all are wondering why you are all here," Said Cid.

"Not really, I looked in the folder that's on the table," Said Sephiroth as Cid quickly grabbed the folder.

"Well then, everyone you have all been chosen to participate in," Started Cid.

"He wants us to live in a house this weekend," Interrupted Sephiroth.

"That's right, and its mandatory," Said Cid as sighs filled the room. "Did I mention that if you participate, then you'll get a free pass on any class that you choose next year?"

"I'll agree to that," Said Zeek as everyone else began to agree.

"Well, then after school today pack up and head to this address before seven o'clock tonight," Said Cid as he was passing out papers.

A few hours after school has passed, the group arrives at the address on the paper. The place turns out to be a huge mansion with dark colors. Everyone was inside the mansion's living room, when suddenly Axel appears.

"Welcome, students of Destiny Isle High, I'm Axel," Said Axel, "The reason you're here is to see what friction occurs between you all, and on Sunday you'll all be asked questions concerning the weekend."

"What's the point of this?" Asked Zeek.

"That's a trade secret," Replied Axel as he motioned to the nearby stairs. "The rooms have been labeled, and your rooms have your names on the doors."

Everyone went to check out the mansion, they discovered that the basement was a game room, the kitchen was fully stocked, and their rooms were great. The only downside was that there were only two bathrooms. Everyone met up back in the living room were Axel had one last thing to say.

"Okay, before I leave you people for the night, I have one warning," Said Axel as only Zeek was listening. "This house has been know to do crazy things, at least that's what the author told me."

Axel soon left, and everyone had gotten something to eat from the kitchen. The time was nine o'clock, Cloud and Zeek were tired so they retreated back to their own rooms. We find Zeek asleep in his room, suddenly he was awaken from the alarm in his watch. Zeek looked inside his backpack and decided it was time for fun. Ten minutes after he finished the traps, everyone was asleep, well almost everyone. Wakka had to get up and go to the bathroom, but when he turned the handle after he did his business, a bucket of glue landed on his head.

"This bucket stuck man!" Yelled Wakka as he kept on hitting the walls and soon fell down the stairs.

Later, Sora was down stairs in the kitchen getting a drink of water. After quenching his thirst, he was heading back up the stairs. But along the way in the hallway that led to the stairs, with every step Sora took, a musical note, higher than the last step, sounded. Sora quickly looked down and saw one of the things that made him very happy.

"Sweet! A floor piano!" Yelled Sora as he began to dance on the floor piano. The music sounded like Simple and clean, but with many mistakes.

After a few minutes, everyone was downstairs in his or her night garments wanting to beat up Sora for the music. Well everyone, Wakka was up, but he still had the bucket on his head.

"Sora it's late please stop," Said Yuna as Wakka was walking into a wall.

"Hey, what's bucket?" Asked Kairi.

"It just fell on my head," Answered Wakka.

"Well at least better looking this way," Said Sephiroth, then everyone except Wakka was snickering.

"Take this Sephiroth!" Yelled Wakka as he punched Tidus in the arm.

"Why'd you punch me?" Asked Tidus as he pushed Wakka.

"Sorry," Said Wakka.

Later, almost everyone was back in his or her bedrooms. Riku, Zidane, and Sephiroth were heading to bed, their rooms were at the very end of the long hallway. Anyway, just as Riku took the first step down the hallway, a shovel like thing made of plastic, rises up and whacks him in the face.

"Ow! What just hit me?" Asked Riku as Zidane and Sephiroth walked near him.

Suddenly three more plastic shovels whacked all three of them in the face.

"Run!" Yelled Sephiroth as the trio ran down the hallway getting hit in various places by the plastic shovels.

This continued until they reached their rooms.

"Well at least its over now," Said Zidane as the three opened their room doors and were surprised to see fire extinguishers pointed right at them. "Then again, maybe not."

Their yells were heard through out the mansion and many lights were turned on. Zeek, however, was lying in his bed laughing about what he knew was happening.

"I can't wait for tomorrow's pranks," Thought Zeek as he dozed off to sleep again.

In the morning, more screams were heard. All the guys raced down to the living room to see the girls' hair and skin color had changed to ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… (What's with the suspense, I don't know) ………………………………………………………………………………………………. Purple!

"Okay, who rigged the fire sprinkler system with this stuff?" Yelled Tifa as the girls were getting angry with the guys.

"Was it Zeek?" Asked Kairi as everyone turned towards Zeek.

"It wasn't me," Lied Zeek as he held the bottles of dye behind his back.

"Then who was it?" Asked Yuna as everyone was glaring at Zeek.

Wakka still had the bucket on his head, and was really blind. How he got his clothes on was a miracle. Zeek saw this opportunity, and quickly reached into his right pocket and threw a capsule on the ground, which no one saw. Before the smoke cleared Zeek put the bottles of dye in Wakka's hands. When the smoke cleared everyone saw Wakka with the dye bottles.

"You did it Wakka!" Yelled all the girls as Wakka quickly ran, but ran into a wall.

Wakka managed to get outside the door, and all the girls started chasing him.

"It was you, wasn't it Zeek?" Asked Cloud.

"Yeah, it was," Replied Zeek.

"Why'd you do it?" Asked Riku.

"For fun, of course," Answered Zeek.

Vyser: (Whispers) Be very quiet. I'm hiding from Riku, Zidane, and Sephiroth fans. If no noise is mad then I'll be

Suddenly, music is heard. Vyser turns around to see Sora on the floor piano dancing like and to the music of the Six Flag Theme park old man.

Vyser: Sora you idiot!

Suddenly, all the fan girls come and surround Vyser.

Fan girls: Any last words?

Vyser: Yes. Please review, give me prank ideas, oh and vote! All right ladies lets get this chase on. Sora, some chase music if you would.

Sora then dances on the Floor piano and makes great chase music while the fan girls chase Vyser.