Vyser: All right it's been a while since I updated this story. Anyway, here are the polls;

Aeris: 4

Tifa: 1

Okay, seeing as how I wasn't as specific last chapter, you can only vote once per review. And because of my mistake, I've decided to go with something special for this chapter. I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, or the characters that make special appearances. I only own Zeek. Enjoy the funny.

Chapter 10: Dinner Party Randomness

It was still Saturday, after Wakka was beaten up the bucket was finally off and he gave Zeek a piece of his fist. Anyway, after the girls were finally cleansed, Axel and a woman with blonde wearing the same color clothing appeared in the house. The two then call everyone back into the living room. Axel noticed that Zeek and Wakka both had bruises.

"Why do those two have bruises?" Asked Axel.

"I wouldn't ask them," Said Cloud as Axel sighed.

"Anyway, let me introduce Larxene," Said Axel as everyone said hello.

"So why are you here?" Asked Yuna.

"Well the person who is providing funds to this product just came up with this idea," Said Larxene. "He wants you all to see how well you behave at dinner."

"Wait, let me guess, he wants us to have a dinner party?" Asked Sephiroth as Axel and Larxene looked surprised.

"Yeah, how'd you know?" Asked Axel as Sepiroth just shrugged.

So, I'm hear to take the girls to get dresses," Said Larxene as she led the girls out of the mansion. "We'll be back later."

As soon as Larxene led the girls out of the house, Axel suddenly holds up a hat and dumps some slips of paper.

"So now what?" Asked Tidus as Axel drew another hat and dumped another handful of papers into it.

"I have a feeling that this is not going to go well," Said Riku as Axel drew a piece of paper from both hats.

"Okay, does anyone have a piece of paper?" Asked Axel as Zidane grabbed one from the kitchen quickly.

Soon, Axel was pulling out the pieces of paper and writing down something on the piece of paper. He was soon done writing down whatever, and stood up.

"Well okay, Zeek, Riku, and Sora please follow me, the rest of you wait here," Said Axel as he walked into the kitchen with Zeek, Riku, and Sora.

"Okay, what was that all about?" Asked Sora as Axel grinned.

"Okay, you three weren't chosen for dates for the dinner party," Said Axel.

"Well why not?" Asked Riku with anger in his voice.

"Relax, it was just a random selection of drawing names from a hat," Said Axel. "Now listen, you three are to do different jobs for this dinner."

"What kind of jobs?" Asked Sora.

"Well, Riku you get to be the server of food," Said Axel ignoring Riku's insults. "Zeek you get the do the cooking, while Sora you are to get the entertainment and be a server of food as well."

"And if we refuse?" Asked Riku.

"Then you get nothing for this weekend!" Said Axel as he began to leave the room. "Start now and you'll be able to finish. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to get the guys ready."

As soon as Axel left the house with the others, Zeek began to get an evil look in his eyes.

"Ah, Riku, Zeek has that insidious look in his eyes again," Said Sora as Riku just sighed.

"Okay, what's the prank this time Zeek?" Asked Riku as Zeek wrote something on a piece of paper.

"Sora, you get these two guys for entertainment, I'll deal with the food." Said Zeek as he handed Sora the paper.

"What do I get to do?" Asked Riku as Zeek quickly wrote something down and handed Riku the paper. "Cool, I'll get started right away."

The three went quickly to work, supplying the pranks and plotting their revenge. After a few hours of setting everything up, Axel and Larxene came back with everyone in formal clothing (I'll let you decide). Everyone who was paired up was sitting across from each other at the table. Sephiroth was sitting across from Tifa, Cloud was sitting across from Selphie, Tidus sat across from Aeris, Wakka sat facing Yuna, and Zidane sat across from Kairi. Riku and Sora passed out what was being made for dinner and said that it was almost ready. Zeek would be serving turkey with gravy, chili, and bread and for desert, chocolate cake. Riku and Sora had already served the bread. Zidane was the one who tried the bread first, and got a nasty surprise.

"Ow! My teeth!" Yelled Zidane as he held his jaw.

"This bread is old," Said Sephiroth as he whacked the bread on the table, and a crack was left in the middle of the table while the bread was unscathed.

"Here's the chili," Said Zeek as he, Sora, and Riku passed out bowls that had chili. Selphie's bowl was empty though.

"Hey Zeek, I don't see the chili," Said Selphie as Zeek smiled.

"Well, then I'll get the chili," Said Zeek as he held a hose, "Here you go!"

Suddenly, Zeek sprayed chili onto Selphie from the hose. Zeek notices that Axel was getting angry, then turns the hose onto Axel. The spicy food keeps on spraying Axel, until he slips and lands on the ground. The chili is done spraying, and Zeek is quickly scarce. Suddenly, Tifa's chair breaks and she falls to the ground.

"My chair's broken," Said Tifa as suddenly a whistling sound is heard through out the house. "What's that sound?"

Suddenly, the ceiling above breaks, and from it a guy with dark skin in a plumbers uniform falls from the hole.

"It was me! I'm Repairman, man, man, man, mannnnn!" Said Repairman as he did his own echo. "I'll fix the chair!"

Suddenly, Repairman quickly grabbed a hammer, Tifa quickly got out of the way before Repairman quickly slammed the hammer into the chair. Then Zeek then comes out the kitchen with the turkey in his hands. Suddenly Repairman slams the hammer into the turkey, sending it flying through the air and a window.

"There! I repaired everything!" Yelled Repairman as he jumped through the window next to the window that the turkey went flying through.

"Well, the chili probably is still good," Said Sephiroth.

Sephiroth then takes a spoonful of the chili and eats it. Suddenly, his face turns red, and it's almost like he was spitting fire.

"My tongue is on fire!" Yelled Sephiroth as an axe started chopping through the wall next to the door.

"Did someone say fire!" Yelled a guy in a fireman outfit through the whole, then backed up then went through the door.

"Why didn't you use the door?" Yelled Sora.

"I'm Randy Quench! Volunteer Fireman!" Yelled Randy Quench.

"That doesn't really answer the question now does it?" Asked Cloud as Zeek backed up into the kitchen.

"Don't worry dude, I'll put out that tongue fire! Here comes me!" Yelled Randy Quench as he turned the fire hose on Sephiroth, which sent the silver haired teen through the wall.

"Well, my job is done here, no need for thanks," Said Randy as he revealed that he is wearing a jetpack made up of two fire extinguishers. "Jet pack activate!"

Randy Quench then flew through the hole that Repairman made. Zeek came back into the room this time carrying a big chocolate cake.

"Is there going to be a guy to knock this delicious cake out of hands this time?" Asked Zeek as he set the cake on the table.

"Well, at least desert will be okay," Said Aeris as everyone except Zeek ate a piece of the cake.

"How come you didn't eat some of the cake Zeek?" Asked Sora.

"Because, I'm allergic to laxatives," Said Zeek as everyone got a shocked look on his or her face.

"Zeek! You betrayed us!" Yelled Riku as Zeek counted backwards from three with his fingers. As soon as it reached zero, everyone started holding his or her stomach and quickly raced to the bathrooms.

"What just happened?" Asked Sephiroth as he walked back through the hole.

"Nothing, eat this," Said Zeek as Sephiroth took the cake.

"Um, okay," Said Sephiroth as he ate the cake in one bite.

Vyser: Well there you go, so as I said before one vote per review. Keep up the reviews, stories, and votes! Till next time!