Vyser: Been a while since I updated this story. Listen, I made a mistake when putting in this chapter, I accidentally put in a different chapter for a different story, so sorry! I don't own Kingdom Hearts, or the Final Fantasy characters. Enjoy the funny!

Chapter 12: The Date's Pranks

We find Tifa walking through city looking at the ground.

"Man I can't believe that Cloud is going out with Aeris," Thought Tifa as she was walking near a familiar prank shop, when Tifa turns her head, she sees Sora, Zeek, and Sephiroth inside. "Might as well say hello."

As soon as Tifa walked inside the shop, silly string suddenly sprayed her. Sora, Zeek and Sephiroth saw this and then laughed. Tifa then threw the silly string off of her.

"I didn't need that," Said Tifa as she walked towards the guys.

"Sorry Tifa, but I like to keep a prank ready for people who enter when I'm on shift," Said Zeek.

"You seem down Tifa, what's up?" Asked Sephiroth as Zeek was showing Sora some new pranks.

"Well, Cloud's going out with Aeris tomorrow," Said Tifa as Zeek and Sora turned their attention to Tifa.

"Hey Zeek," Said Sora with a smile, "We could use this as one of our pranks."

"And I know who can help us," Said Zeek as he got out his cell phone and dialed a number. "Hey, its me Zeek! Yeah I need you to do something for me. Hold on, hey what time is Cloud's date?"

"Aeris told me that they would be meeting at four o'clock at the school and Cloud would take her to surprising places," Said Tifa as Zeek nodded.

"Okay, around three thirty I need you to do your job," Said Zeek, "I'll call you later where the guy is."

"I can help too, I got a good job at the new Juice Bar," Said Sephiroth as he opened his wallet. "I've got the best idea."

"Hey, I can help to you know!" Said Sora, as Tifa looked mad.

"No, I don't want you to ruin Aeris' good time," Said Tifa before she turned and left.

Zeek, Sora and Sephiroth just looked at each other and smiled.

"Okay, I'll call Riku, Zidane, Tidus, and Wakka and let them into the prank," Said Sora as he quickly left to head home.

"I don't think we should do this," Said Sephiroth as Zeek looked surprised.

"Come on, it's a chance to get Cloud on a prank," Said Zeek.

"Good enough for me," Said Sephiroth.

The night came and went. It was Friday, and although some things did happen, nothing really funny happened. Except for the fact that Sora slipped on a floor and fell down the nearby stairs and Sephiroth giving Cloud a coupon for two free drinks. Anyway, he find Cloud running from school so that he could hurry up and get ready for his date with Aeris. Cloud was done and was wearing some dark clothes, he quickly checked his watch, and it was three thirty five. As he was walking out the front door, when all of a sudden he spots a guy in a brown over coat and a cowboy hat that was holding onto a lasso.

"Who are you?" Asked Cloud as he approached the guy.

"The name's Irvine," Said Irvine as he looked at Cloud. "You Cloud?"

"Last I checked," Said Cloud before Irvine lassoed Cloud and began tying him up. "What are you doing!"

"Sorry, ma'am," Said Irvine.

"Did you just call me ma'am?" Asked Cloud.

"Adds to the embarrassment," Said Irvine as he began to leave. "See yah."

"Wait! I've got a date! Hey, I rhymed," Said Cloud as he was struggling to get free.

35 minutes passed, and we turn our attention to the school, where we find Aeris waiting for Cloud. Unknown to her, three people dressed in coats were watching Aeris. They were Tifa, Kairi, and Selphie.

"I wonder where Cloud is?" Asked Kairi.

"He's probably building up tension," Said Selphie. "And he'll come with flowers for Aeris, that so romantic."

"Quiet, here he comes," Said Tifa as Cloud was walking up to Aeris.

Unknown to the three following girls, another person wearing a red coat with a red hat was watching them. It was Sora, and in his hand was a communication device.

"Okay, Zeek, Cloud has made it to Aeris, over," Said Sora.

"Good job, now listen, you follow them and make sure to inform us of anything, over," Said Zeek through the communication device.

"Oh yeah, it looks like Kairi, Tifa and Selphie are going to follow them," Said Sora as Zeek sounded over excited at this.

Let's get back with Cloud and Aeris.

"Cloud, what happened?" Asked Aeris.

"A cowboy, tied me up and called me ma'am," Said Cloud as Aeris was surprised.

"That's a weak excuse," Said Aeris as she walked next to Cloud, "But let's for get it, where are we going first?"

"We're going to the Juice Bar," Said Cloud as he and Aeris started to make their way. The girls then followed them, while Sora followed them.

Soon, Cloud and Aeris finally entered the Juice bar, inside the juice bar there was a bar with fruit for decorations, a stage with instruments and many other people. Cloud and Aeris take seats next to the bar, while Kairi, Tifa and Selphie took a seat in a table in the corner. And Sora sat at the bar away from the couple. Cloud rang a bell on the bar, then all of a sudden; Sephiroth appears from behind the bar and places his hand on the bell before Cloud rang the bell.

"Hello Cloud," Said Sephiroth. "So, what'll it be?"

"I'll have a soda, and Aeris what'll you'll have?" Asked Cloud as Aeris was thinking.

"I'll have a fruit punch," Said Aeris as Cloud handed Sephiroth the coupon.

"Okay, why don't you watch the stage while I get your drinks," Said Sephiroth as he went to ready the drinks.

On the stage, Tidus came onto the stage with a bag that had something sticking out.

"Okay, I hope you all like music," Said Tidus as he pulled out the item from the bag, and began singing while people were laughing. Tidus confused looked at what he was holding. "Wakka!"

"Yeah?" Asked Wakka as he came up on stage.

"You gave me the wrong bag! This is a ham!" Said Tidus as he whacked Wakka in the face with the ham.

"Can I see that?" Asked Wakka as Tidus handed him the ham, then Wakka whacked Tidus in the face.

Then the two started to fight; the ham went flying and hit some random person in the head. Cloud and Aeris then turn their attention to Sephiroth who was finishing up the drinks.

"Here's your soda, and I just have to add one more thing to Aeris' drink," Said Sephiroth as he grabbed a seltzer bottle and accidentally sprays Aeris with the liquid inside. "Oh! I'm so sorry!"

"Let's just leave," Said Cloud as he and Aeris did so, being followed by the girls, who were being followed by Sora.

Soon, Sora figured out where Cloud and Aeris were heading to the movies so Riku and Zidane were to put their part of the prank. The movie was a action/3-D, so Sora decided to just play in the arcade that was a part of the movie theatre. Everything was going great in the movie, when all of a sudden; a 3-D part of the movie was coming out. Everyone was enjoying the movie's effects; the so-called effect was a blimp. But, it wasn't a blimp, is was a huge floating stink bomb. When the bomb exploded the entire movie theatre was filled with the noxious gas that Riku and Zidane managed to get from dirty gym socks. After this incident the movie theatre was closed down for a month. Everyone was out of the movie theatre; Cloud and Aeris decided to call it a night and Cloud would walk Aeris home. While everyone was following the couple, Sora radioed Zeek that the couple was walking to Aeris' house. When the couple reached the young lady's house, Kairi, Tifa, and Selphie hid in a nearby bush, while Sora with his handy dandy cam recorder.

"Come on kiss!" Thought Kairi, Tifa, and Selphie.

"Where are you Zeek?" Thought Sora as he was recording

"Sorry about tonight, it was weird," Said Cloud as he looked into Aeris' eyes.

"It's okay, I actually had a good time," Said Aeris.

"Really?" Asked Cloud as Aeris was coming closer to his face.

Just as the two were about to kiss, a box was dropped on Cloud from above. After Cloud rubbed his head, he opened the box and was scared of what was inside.

"A skunk!" Yelled Cloud as the skunk sprayed him.

On the roof, Zeek was sitting there watching everything and was trying to contain the laughter. Sora was glad he got the shot and quickly ran from the bush, with Kairi, Tifa, and Selphie following him.

The next morning we find Zeek walking out into his yard, till he spotted a 50 piece of munny. As he went to pick it up, he was tied up by Irvine.

"Irvine what's the matter with you!" Asked Zeek as Irvine placed a box next to him.

"Cloud hired me, ma'am," Said Irvine as he opened the box and skunk came out. "This is for last night."

"Oh crud!" Yelled Zeek as you can probably figure out what happens next. If not, then um, well let your imagination roam free!

Vyser: Sorry it took so long to update. Please read and review!