"Jack, I hate being you too. No offense but the body odor and the bad hygiene just doesn't do it for me."
"Well, try wearing a corset for 20 minutes and not being able to BREATHE!"
"Jack and Elizabeth we need to stay put for a while! Jack you're just going to have to stay like that until we get to Tia' s!"
They walked into the house and soon were greeted by Governor Swann and Commodore Norrington.
"Uh…… father…I thought you were in London" Jack said with a uneven smile
"Well I was going to but I decided to go to Bath. I couldn't be away from my little girl!"
"Oh yes. The rum is very good in Bath. The best I've ever had!" Jack exclaimed
"Elizabeth what did you just say?" Governor Swann asked
"That Jack here….Uh likes the rum in Bath!" he lied
"Yes very good sir." Elizabeth muttered
"Well, father we must be going!"
"Very well then. Will I see you at dinner tonight? With the Commodore?"
"Um..uhh"
"YES! She would love to go!" Will exclaimed
"Well I'll see you then darling!"
"As will I Miss. Swann." the Commodore said
Then Will looked to see that Jack had turned around and was giving him the glare of death. He gulped and turned to Elizabeth.
"He's not going to kill me right?"
"Well in my body HE WON'T!"
"Will! Why did you have to do that!"
"Because wouldn't it be rude!"
"Enough. We have a lot of work to do!"