Me and Mulch do not own these charecters. (duh)

Pre-Chapter: Artmeis finaly got kicked out of school. He was transfered to, Teraman Central Boarding School. Of course, it had to be Co-ed.

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It wasnt fair. Out of all the sciance partners she had to get the most big-headed, stuck-up, partner of all.

Kira looked over at her partner in disgust. With his black hair, and never-out-in-the-sun skin, he looked like a vampire.

Kira then turned her head to look at her so-called best friend. Mary Sue.

Mary was to busy trying to catch the eye of Kira's partner to wave. For some reason (probaly because he was so rich)

Artemis Fowl was the most sought-after boyfriend in school.

Kira hated Mary. Why? Well becasue of who she was. You know the type.

The I-get-everything-I-want-and-you-don't-I'm-really-popular-

and-your-not-I-have-a-huge-ego-and-am-good-at-everything-I-try type.

Plus, Mary giggled constantly, which was annoying.

The teacher smacked a ruler on her desk. "I suggest you get your head out of the clouds Ms. P'shog."

(A/N her last name is a AF joke. See if you can get it.)

Kira looked up and resumed taking notes, ignoring the slight smirk on her partner's face.

There wasn't much to take notes on though. All they were doing was listening to the teacher talk about his ex-wife and

divorce.

(He got off subject alot.) Artemis Fowl looked over at his partner.

She looked half asleep. Her teacher rapped on her desk with a ruler. She jumped and looked around.

"Wha?" she said.

"I think it would help your GPA if you acctualy listened." he replied.

"Why? What does your divorce have to do with the anatomy of a frog?"

"If you listened you'd know." her teacher, Mr. prat, replied.

Artemis nudged her.

"What?" she snapped.

"Can't you be quiet? I'm trying to listen, can you just pay attention, and not ruin the class for everyone else?"

"Your acctualy listening?" Kira retorted.

"Yes. I find his pathetic plea for attention amusing." Artemis replied.

"You would." Kira said rudely.

"Well obviously if i said so, then yes." Artemis replied smartly.

This was going to be a long class.

I wrote this entire story with Mulch Diggums (the fanfic writer) So this story is half hers. PLEASE REVIEW FOR US!