Vyser: Yay! I'm back so beware! I don't own Kingdom Hearts, the Final Fantasy cast, or paintball. I only own Zeek! Enjoy this chapter!

Chapter 13: Paintball and Pranks Don't Mix

It had been a week since Zeek and the others prank Cloud and Aeris' date. We turn our attention to Sora, who was currently getting the mail.

"Bills, bills, jury duty, chain letter, hey what's this?" Asked Sora as he was looking at an envelope that was addressed to him. After tearing the envelope open, he saw that there were tickets inside and a letter. "Dear Winner, Congratulations! You and your14 closest friends have won three free rounds of paintball! Cool! Paintball rocks!"

Sora then rushes to his phone and starts to dial a number.

"Hello?" Asked someone on the other side of the phone.

"Hey Riku, its me Sora," Said Sora to the phone.

"What's up Sora?" Asked Riku.

"I just got three free rounds of paintball! Help me call the others so we can play," Said Sora.

"Right! Paintball is really fun!" Said Riku before he hang the phone up and so did Sora.

After calling everyone, Sora slapped himself. He forgot to tell where the paintball game was supposed to be. So he called everyone again and this time told him or her where to meet. Everyone met at the paintball area, where there were two people. One was a girl with dark hair and was wearing black clothes, while the other was a boy who was wearing a hat that covered his face. Everyone was shocked to see that the boy had yellow eyes. Zeek had invited his friend Irvine to join in this game of paintball, and when Irvine arrived everyone saw him with his brown clothes and his brown hair.

"Guys, meet my friend Irvine," Introduced Zeek.

"Hello Irvine," Said everyone else.

"What a nice welcome," Replied Irvine with his mouth dripping with sarcasm

"Hey, you're that.." Started Cloud before the girl in black cleared her throat.

"Can we help you?" Asked the girl.

"Yeah, I'm Sora and I won a few free rounds of paintball," Said Sora as he handed the tickets to the girl.

"All right, I'm Paine and this little guy is Vivi," Introduced Paine as Vivi raised his hand for a hello. "We run this paintball range."

"So, where do we suit up?" Asked Cloud.

"I think we're supposed to divide up into teams, right?" Asked Kairi as Paine nodded her head.

"Please, choose your teams," Said Vivi as everyone was discussing.

The teams were chosen. Team Red would consist of Sora, Aeris, Cloud, Sephiroth and Tifa. Team green was Riku, Wakka, Rikku, Tidus and Yuna. And team blue had Zidane, Kairi, Zeek, Irvine and Selphie. Everyone was wearing the usual protective paintball gear that was the same color of his or her team.

"All right, here's the rules, no shooting people in the head, no food or drinks," Said Paine as Sephiroth quickly hid his Pepsi bottle in his long hair. "Now, does any one not have a paintball gun?"

Everyone except Irvine, Riku, Zidane, Aeris, and Zeek had his or her hands up.

"Okay then you'll have to get a rental, as for those who have their paintball guns may go to the arena, don't shoot until you hear the bull horn," Explained Paine.

"You guys go ahead, I need to do my business," Said Zeek as he was heading towards the restroom.

We turn our attention towards the group who are currently getting their paintball guns. Cloud had already got his gun and Tidus was getting his.

"I wonder how these things work?" Thought Tidus as he didn't noticed that he pointed his gun at Cloud and accidentally shot Cloud in the back.

"WHAT THE! THAT REALLY HURTS!" Yelled Cloud as Tidus began to quietly step away from Cloud.

Meanwhile, we find Zeek trying to get into the bathroom. He tries pushing, he tries pulling, he tried pulling the knob. But, the door was a no go.

"You need the key," Said a voice as Zeek turned to see Vivi with a key in his hands.

"Thanks there Vivi," Said Zeek as he unlocked the bathroom door.

"A word of caution," Said Vivi before Zeek entered the door. "We haven't cleaned that bathroom for over a year."

"Well, I'm still going," Said Zeek as he entered the bathroom and the room was pitch black. "Where's the light switch?"

Just as Zeek turned on the light switch, the roaches on the floor, wall and ceiling ran away from the light. Zeek's eyes grew large at the horrible sight and he ran out of the bathroom screaming.

"I tried to warn him," Said Vivi as he picked up the keys that Zeek dropped.

Ten minutes later, everyone was scattered through out the paintball area. We find Irvine confronting Sora, both had their guns pointing at each other.

"Wait Sora," Said Irvine. "We need to work together to take down the other team."

"You're right," Said Sora as he and Irvine lowered their guns. "We have to beat the green team."

"Okay, you take the right and I'll take the left," Said Irvine as Sora began to run. "Works every time."

Irvine took aim, and fired. And got Sora in the right leg. Irvine quickly ran away.

We now turn our attention to Zidane who is walking quietly through some bushes. When suddenly he is shot in the chest and knocked down. When he stands up he sees Cloud dancing with his gun in the air. And he accidentally shoots two more shots into a nearby tree. Two seconds later, Tifa and Aeris fall to the ground.

"Cloud!" Yelled Tifa and Aeris at the same time as they took aim and Cloud ran.

Just as Cloud was running, he got shot in the back twice.

Next we find Sephiroth sitting on a stump drinking some of the Pepsi in a bottle. From fifty feet away we find Zeek taking aim. Although, he still isn't doing all right.

"Here goes," Said Zeek as he fired.

The paint ball was flying through the air, Zeek was sure that he was going to get Sephiroth. Unfortunately, he missed and got the Pepsi that Sephiroth was drinking.

"Duck and cover!" Yelled Sephiroth as he dived to the ground.

"Aw man," Said Zeek as he hid in a bush and took out his cell phone. "Hey, yeah it's me. Listen this is a code PB-73. I'll send the coordinates in a few minutes."

After a few minutes we see that Irvine is confronting Sora again.

"Sora, I'm sorry my gun missed fired," Said Irvine as he put lowered his gun.

"You think I'm going to believe you this time?" Asked Sora as he was taking aim.

"I'm telling the truth, we have to beat the green team," Answered Irvine as Sora lowered his gun.

"All right, you better not shoot me in the leg this time," Said Sora as he turned around and ran.

"Hey Sora!" Yelled Irvine as Sora turned around and got shot in the chest. "I didn't shoot you the leg this time."

Just then, Irvine got hit in the right arm, and saw that Riku shot him. A few minutes later mostly everyone from the other two teams were gathered up in a circle with the green team members around them.

"No one can beat us!" Yelled Riku as he raised his hand into the air.

"I think we have a problem," Said Wakka.

"And what that Wakka?" Asked Yuna as she and Tidus walked over.

"Where's Zeek?" Asked Tidus.

"We don't know," Replied Kairi.

"Ah come on guys, what can Zeek do to get us?" Asked Rikku as she put her hands behind her head.

Quietly and unnoticed, Zeek looks out of the bush where he is hiding and quietly speaks into his cell phone.

"The coordinates are, the clearing in the arena," Said Zeek as he listened into the phone. "Hey, I failed in geology, sides you already know where we are."

Suddenly, from above a plane could be heard from the group. Everyone looks up to see that it is a bomber. Suddenly, the plane opens up and something falls from it. Before anyone could move, they were all doused with blue paint covering them from head to toe. Everyone turned to see that Zeek was laughing on the ground.

"It's a good thing that I set up my cousin in the air force to do this," Said Zeek through his laughter.

Everyone looked at each other and raised his or her gun and began shooting at Zeek. Zeek taking a few of the shots, quickly gets up and runs away with everyone else shooting at him.

"Can't you people take a joke!" Yelled Zeek as he ran faster.

Vyser: I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Review and if you have any ideas for pranks, I'm listening!