Later, Kira was called up to the teacher's desk. "Hello, Ms. P'Shog. I was looking at your science records and I've concluded that, to put it in your words, you 'suck'." Mr. Prat said rudely. Kira blinked. "I- wha?" "It's really not a difficult concept. You need a tutor. I've assigned your partner to help you for an hour after dinner untill you can bring your grade up to a B, at least." "Wait a minute, first question," Kira asked, "What grade do I have now, Second , are you sure that their is no other way, and third, Can't I have another tutor, ANYBODY?" "F. Yes. NO"
Mr. Prat said angrily "So, when do I start." kira said regretfully. "Tonight. Now, get out of my class, I have other things to do. by the way, inform Mr. Fowl." "I have to talk to HIM, oh, no. Can't you! I'll never hear the end of it!" Kira said surprised. "Ms. P'Shog. You will be talking with him for an hour after dinner every night anyway, surely a few sentances won't kill you!" He glowered at her. "Now leave already!" Kira went out quickly. Mary Sue was waiting outside the door. "Well, like what happened?" she asked. Kira told her everything. "Oh, lucky. But every cloud has a black lining." Mary stated dumbly. "What does that mean?" asked kira.

"It means," said Mary impatiently, "That since I want Fowl, and you get to be with him you cant be my friend anymore because your clearly like stealing him from me. I bet you got that F on purpose. Oh, and no sitting with us anymore either." As soon as Mary had turned, Kira did a victory dance. She wasn't sure why Mary Sue and her 'crew' had chosen to include her, and she was glad to be out. They were all so annoying!
Only one problem. Dinner was next and she would have to tell Fowl. "Darn." Kira said, stopping the victory dance mid-cartwheel. She crumpled in a heap on the hall floor. "How juvenille." An all to familiar voice sounded behind her. "Speak of the devil." Kira said just loud enough. Artemis Fowl moved to face her. "Is the ground really all that comfortable?" "Yeah, you know, you should try it sometime! You might like it, its hard like your head." Kira said smartly. "Kira, Kira, Kira. If you had been paying attention in Science, you'd know that all heads are as hard as each other." Kira gulped. "Speaking of Science class..." she trailed off "Should we wait here all day or are you going to tell me that I'm to tutor you now?" Artemis asked impatiently. "How'd you hear about that?" Kira asked surprised. "I didn't." Artemis stated, "I merely concluded it from your posture, tone of voice, and F in science."

"I look at everyones grades." "Is that legal?" "Depends what you mean by legal."

"As in... not illegal?" Kira concluded. "I suggest we talk about your study habits at dinner, Ms. P'Shog. Good Day." Kira growled, then remembered her class. Which had started fifteen minutes ago. "Could this day get ANY worse?" she cried, running through the halls.
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