Vyser: Well, now I thank you reviewers who came up with ideas for pranks. I look forward to using your pranks later. Anyway, I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final fantasy. Enjoy this.

Chapter 14: Talented Pranksters

After a week since everyone took their turns shooting Zeek with the paintballs, we find Zeek watching TV with some bandages covering where the constant barrage of paintball.

"Now how exactly am I going to get my revenge?" Thought Zeek as a commercial on TV caught his attention. "What's this?"

The commercial was about the local talent contest that Destiny Islands usually held a year. The plan was immediately in Zeek's head.

"This has to be my best plan yet," Said Zeek as he reached to the phone then dialed the number that was on the commercial. "Yeah, is this the number where you sigh up for the talent show? It is, excellent."

Two days before the talent show was scheduled for, we find Sora walking into the prank shop. Behind the counter Zeek was looking through some papers, Rikku was in the store as well looking at the pranks on the wall. Sora couldn't help but notice that Zeek had a devious smile on his face.

"Hey Zeek," Said Sora as Zeek looked up. "Okay, now what have you done?"

"Why whatever do you mean?" Asked Zeek trying to contain his laughter.

"I know you too well Zeek," Said Sora as Rikku walked up to the counter with some pranks.

"Hey Sora," Said Rikku as she paid for the pranks. "So what's Zeek up to?"

"Well that's what I'm trying to find out," Said Sora as Zeek was trying to find a way out of this situation.

"Hey how's about some TV?" Asked Zeek as he reached for a remote and a plasma screen TV appeared from the wall. "Had this installed a few weeks ago."

As the TV was turned on, there was a commercial about the talent contest. It had a list of who was in it, Sora and Rikku went near the TV and were shocked to see their and everyone's except Zeek's name on the list. Zeek mentally slapped himself for being stupid.

"So, that's your big plan," Said Sora as Zeek was whistling seemingly innocent.

"Too bad you can't get out of it," Said Zeek.

"We might as well tell the others," Said Rikku as she and Sora left the store.

"Well, now phase one is done, now to choose one of the two phase twos," Said Zeek as he took out a notepad. "Let's see, I can hide in a bomb shelter or sabotage the acts."

I think we all know what Zeek will choose. Anyway, two days passed, luckily Sora and Rikku informed the others of what Zeek did they had already prepared their acts. Zeek also had volunteered himself to help with the stage, where he had set up many different pranks. The group, minus Zeek was discussing on what they were doing.

"Man, Zeek is going to really get it," Said Riku as he was messing with a guitar that had bat wings and he was wearing the outfit when he fought Sora in the game.

"Hey, maybe this could be our big break," Added Cloud who had his huge guitar and dressed as he was in the KH game. "Anyone know what the prize is anyway?"

"I'm sure we'll find out," Said Sephiroth as he was looking in a box he brought.

"Good luck Kairi," Said Sora who was wearing a magician suit version of his regular clothes.

"Thanks and you too Sora," Replied Kairi who was wearing a hypnotists outfit.

"Rikku are you sure there's nothing else we can do?" Asked Yuna who was wearing a human cannonball costume. "And how are you going to get this to work?"

"Listen, I'm the only one who knows how to work the cannon and you said that I get to choose the talent," Answered Rikku. "And don't worry, I've got a huge pool of water where you should land."

Irvine was practicing with a bow and arrow set, his target was an apple on Selphie's head.

"Are you sure this safe?" Asked Selphie who was slightly shaking.

"Nope," Said Irvine, "But don't worry, I'm skilled at archery."

Tidus and Wakka were kicking and throwing blitzballs in a fashion that made them look like they were juggling. Zeek then appears and makes the mistake of not going around the two and got whacked repeatedly. Zidane managed to get out by saying that he contracted some sort of dog disease.

"Ouch, okay, before more pain is inflicted, I have the order of the acts," Said Zeek as he posted a piece of paper on the nearby wall.

The order was: Riku and Cloud, then Sephiroth, next was Tidus and Wakka, and then there was Kairi, after that was Irvine and Selphie, then Yuna and Rikku, and finally Sora was last.

"Let's get this show started!" Yelled Cloud as he and Riku ran out on stage and were applauded.

Just before the two were about to play their guitars a random fan girl with a Riku T-shirt runs up on stage.

"Riku! You are the coolest!" Yelled the Fan girl.

"While it is true, who are you?" Asked Riku as the fan girl ran off the stage.

After shrugging, Riku and Cloud start playing rock music. Unknown to them, Zeek was above them on a gridor and had a few pastries ready to be thrown.

"Pastries away!" Yelled Zeek as he pushed all the pastries except a brownie, over the edge of the gridor.

The pastries landed on Riku and Cloud, and the pastries were like five weeks old and were rock hard. Some people were laughing, while the fan girls were crying that Riku got hurt. Sephiroth was next and he was carrying a huge brown box. When he opened the box and dropped whatever was in it, everything inside was swords. Sephiroth smiled as he juggled the many swords in the air. Then, all of a sudden a squirrel comes fromoverhead and jumps on Sephiroth's face. As he struggled to get the small furry creature off, the swords fell towards the ground. Luckily Sephiroth managed to dodge the falling blades. Everyone was laughing after Sephiroth fell off the stage.

"Why! Why do squirrels hate me!" Asked Sephiroth as he ran pointlessly trying to get the squirrel off.

Meanwhile, on the girders Zeek was laughing while holding a cage.

"It may have taken me a while," Said Zeek as he laughed. "But catching that squirrel was worth it."

Tidus and Wakka were up next and they were doing their blitzball act. And everything was going great, until one of the blitzballs whacked Tidus in the head and he and Wakka go into a fight and fought all the way off the stage. Kairi then got on stage and called a volunteer to the stage. It was Zidane who didn't look sick at all.

"You are getting sleepy," Said Kairi.

"Unfortunately, I took my nap before I came here," Said Zidane.

"You are going into a deep, deep sleep," Said Kairi.

"If you're trying to hypnotize me, that only works on stupid people," Said Zidane with a smile.

"On the count of three you will do what I say. 1. 2. 3!" Said Kairi as Zidane went to sleep. "You are a chicken!"

Zidane then starts to walk, look and act like a chicken.

"Dance," Said Kairi as Zidane started to dance very strangely.

"Everyone meet Zidane, the dancing chicken," Said Kairi as she snapped her fingers and Zidane looked confused on what happened.

"Where am I?" Asked Zidane as he looked down.

After everyone was done clapping and laughing, Selphie and Irvine setup their act. Selphie stood up against a wooden wall with an apple on her head. Irvine had a bow and arrow, he quickly shot the arrow but the arrow went flying over Selphie and a yell was heard from off stage.

"RUN!" Yelled Irvine as he and Selphie ran off the stage and the person who got hit by the arrow ran onto the stage. The arrow was in his butt.

"Get back here!" Yelled the guy who got the arrow in his butt as he ran after the two.

Next up was Yuna and Rikku, Rikku had set up a small cannon and Yuna was starting to have second thoughts.

"I'm not going to do this!" Yelled Yuna as she ran off stage.

"Yuna! Come back here!" Yelled Rikku as she followed Yuna. "I've taken all safety precautions

And finally, Sora was up. Zeek had already made some acts mess up, and Sora was going to do some unknown act.

"This'll be good," Said Zeek as Sora came on stage with his Key blade.

Sora raised his key blade into the air, suddenly fire erupted from the end of his blade. Next came a blizzard, and finally electricity was shot into the air. The people were applauding for Sora's magic act. Zeek however, wasn't as appreciative. He got burned, frozen and then electrified. Zeek then fell to the ground behind Sora dazed.

"How very shocking," Said Zeek as he stood up. "Well, now Sora, it looks like you won."

"Hooray!" Yelled Sora as a box was brought up to him.

"Enjoy your prize," Said Zeek who fell to the ground.

As Sora opened the box, then suddenly many pigeons fly out of the box, and then after the birds went away Sora reached into the box and was surprised to see what was inside.

"It's a gift card to Destiny Island Mall," Said Sora.

"There should be more," Said Zeek as Sora pulled out an envelope.

"What's this?" Asked Sora as he opened the envelope then suddenly the envelope exploded, smoke filled the stageand when the smoke cleared, Sora's face was darken.

"I didn't make the prizes," Said Zeek as Sora coughed.

Vyser: Well, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Read and review!