Vyser: Alright, here's the next chapter. I hope it will make some sense. Anyway, I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy, Zeek is the only thing I own on this fiction. Enjoy this chapter.

Chapter 15: Beach Jokes

During the summer everyone usually relaxes. We find Sora, Riku and Zeek in the prank store, bored. Hardly any customers came in the store. Business was usually slow during the summer. Zeek was putting in a smoothie machine, although when it comes installing machines, Zeek is missing a few screws, literally.

"Dang it!" Yelled Zeek as he pinched his finger. "Why do I have to set this machine?"

"Well at least it will be worth it," Commented Sora as Riku looked to see what Zeek was doing.

"Zeek, you shouldn't cross those wires, it'll cause," Explained Riku as Zeek pushed him back.

"I think I know what I'm doing," Replied Zeek as he crossed the wires and then an explosion sent him flying backwards.

"I didn't I told you so, but I told you so," Commented Riku as Zeek blew smoke from his mouth.

"So, I take it that we won't be getting the smoothies today?" Asked Sora as Zeek got up.

"I need a vacation," Said Zeek as he wiped his face.

"How about the beach?" Suggested Riku.

"Sounds good, how's about we get the others and head out tomorrow," Replied Sora.

"It's settle, have the others meet in front of my house tomorrow," Said Riku.

"Okay, you guys go ahead and call them," Said Zeek as Riku and Sora left, after that Zeek looked at the smoothie machine. "Okay now, you foul machine, you're going down!"

As Sora and Riku were quite a few feet from the prank shop, a huge explosion caused them to turn their heads to see that smoke was coming from shop. They quickly went back into the store to see that smoke was coming from the smoothie machine and Zeek spraying it with a fire extinguisher.

"You okay Zeek?" Asked Sora as Zeek finished putting out the smoke.

"Yeah, I'm all right," Said Zeek as he went to the door and flipped the sign to close. "Well, I'm out of here."

After leaving the store, Zeek locked the store doors and everyone went home to call everyone else. The next day came quickly, and everyone met in front of Riku's house. Everyone was dressed in light clothing, and soon everyone began walking towards the beach. When everyone got to the beach all the girls went to the nearby bathrooms to change into their swimsuits, the guys were setting up a grill, volley ball net, umbrellas, and beach chairs. Well, almost every guy was there.

"Hey, where'd Zidane and Irvine go?" Asked Wakka as he threw a blitz ball to Tidus.

"Uh oh," Said Cloud as many screams were heard.

"That answers your question," Remarked Sephiroth as Zidane and Irvine returned.

"Help hide us!" Pleaded Zidane as he held a camera in his hands.

"Before the girls get here!" Added Irvine as the other guys gave a deep sigh.

"There's a sand dune over there," Replied Zeek as he pointed over to a sand dune.

"Take and umbrella and cover yourselves," Explained Sora as Zidane and Irvine quickly ran after grabbing an umbrella.

After Zidane and Irvine disappeared, the girls came dressed in swimsuits (you decide what kind).

"Do you guys know where Zidane and Irvine are?" Asked Tifa.

"We owe them something," Said Selphie.

"Relax, we don't know where they are," Lied Riku as the rest of the guys left.

"If you see them, tell them next time we see them," Said Kairi as Zeek took out a pad of paper and began to write. "They're in a world of hurt."

"World of hurt," Replied Zeek as he finished the note. "Got it. Anything else?"

"Nope that's basically it," Replied Rikku.

After changing it their swimsuits, the guys returned (still letting you decide on what they're wearing). Zeek was messing with various things; Cloud was swimming away from Tifa and Aeris. Sephiroth was building a huge sandcastle; Selphie and Rikku were helping with the sandcastle. Irvine and Zidane were still hiding; Sora, Riku, Kairi, Tidus, Wakka, and Yuna were getting ready to play volleyball yet they couldn't find the ball.

"Does anyone know where the ball is?" Asked Yuna as everyone turned to see Zeek coming towards them with the ball in his hands.

"Zeek, what did you do to the ball?" Asked Kairi as Zeek handed Sora the ball.

"What did I do to deserve this mistrust?" Asked Zeek as he sighed. "What makes you think I would do something like that?"

"Because we know you all too well," Answered Sora.

"Okay, but I promise I didn't do anything to the ball," Said Zeek as he sat down and behind his back he cross

Just as Sora served the ball, the ball exploded and much smoke came out and went into his face. Zeek was just laughing before Sora started to chase him. After some chasing and kicking up a small sand storm, Zeek began to cook some hamburgers and hot dogs. Meanwhile, Cloud had just come out of the water and was lying on his towel catching some rays.

"This is the life," Said Cloud when suddenly sand was poured onto to him. "What the!"

"Cloud, you are always the one to be buried in the sand," Said Sephiroth as Tifa and Aeris came up next to him.

"This'll be fun!" Said Aeris as Cloud quickly threw his towel.

"Hurry!" Exclaimed Tifa as the three began to bury Cloud in the sand.

Soon, the only thing that you could see of Cloud was his head.

"Hey! Food's ready!" Yelled Zeek as Sephiroth, Tifa and Aeris walked away.

"Guys?" Asked Cloud, he was buried deep. "I'm hungry too!"

After eating, Tidus, Yuna and Wakka were playing with the blitzball, Sephiroth and Riku were tanning, Sora and Kairi were building a sandcastle. Tifa and Aeris were looking for Cloud because they forgot where they buried Cloud, while Cloud was shooing the crabs that were coming near his head with little success. Selphie and Rikku were flying kites over the water, and Zidane and Irvine were still hiding planing on a way to get away.

"This was your bright idea Zidane, now you think of a way out of it," Said Irvine as Zidane was looking in a backpack that he had.

"No worries, I've got the best of ideas," Replied Zidane as he grabbed a cell phone and dialed a number. "Hello, Riku and Sephiroth fan girl clubs, I've got some information you might be interested."

Ten minutes passed, until Sora notices a huge sandstorm coming towards the group.

"What in the worlds is that?" Asked Sora before his eyes got huge. "Oh no! Fan girls!"

Sora tried to run but the girls were too fast and threw him into the water. Zeek wasn't as fortunate, he was trampled and he was standing right next to Riku and Sephiroth. Everyone else managed to keep his or her distance. Irvine and Zidane quickly made their way around the fan girls, and they were almost home free, until Selphie spotted them.

"Hey! There are Zidane and Irvine!" Yelled Selphie as the girls of the group began to chase them.

The guys of the group were just enjoying the two shows that were happening. The fan girls trying to steal every article of clothing off of Riku and Sephiroth, and Zidane and Irvine beginning chased by the girls of the group as well as a few fan girls. All except Cloud, whom many crabs were currently pinching.

Vyser: Well that's the next chapter.

Riku, Sephiroth, Zidane and Irvine then quickly run past Vyser who has a confused face now. Suddenly Vyser finds out why the four guys are running, but it is too late. Vyser was run over by many fan girls. When the fan girls pass, Vyser is on the ground bruised and black eyed.

Vyser: And here I thought that I was safe from the insane fan girls.

All the fan girls turn towards Vyser and pull out many clubs and picket sighs and start charging at Vyser.

Vyser: Not again, reviewers review. Have mercy!

The many fan girls then beat up Vyser and after they leave him, Vyser is very hurt and can't fell his legs.

Vyser: Why me!