Vyser: Here's the next humorous chapter of Kingdom Hearts Pranks! Sorry it took so long to update, been updating my other stories. Any who, I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy. Zeek is the only one I own. Laugh!

Chapter 16: Pranks of a Thief

It was a nice warm, sunny summer day in July. And what better way to spend the summer days away, than playing video games in the local mall. That's where we find Sora, Zeek, Riku, and Cloud. They were enjoying the various games there. Zeek had just beaten Cloud at air hockey; he completely defeated Cloud in a landslide.

"Okay, Cloud, after 23 games I would have figured that you learned that you can't beat me," Zeek said.

"Whatever, I'm hungry," Replied Cloud. "Let's get Sora and Riku."

"Sore loser," Said Zeek.

Cloud and Zeek found Sora playing a game of Whack-a-Mole, getting all of the moles once they poked their heads out of the holes. They then found Riku who was playing a virtual boxing game with many girls cheering for him to win. After winning the final match and sighing of autographs, Riku finally joined them for lunch. After getting their food, there was an announcement about a lot of robberies.

"Wonder what's up with the robberies?" Questioned Sora before he drank some of his soda.

"I hear that there's a reward," Riku said.

"Where'd you hear that?" Asked Zeek.

"I saw the posters," Replied Riku as the four were getting up from their table.

"Now what?" Cloud asked.

"Well, we could always," Started Zeek when suddenly a huge cloud of smoke engulfed the four.

"What the!" Yelled Sora as the smoke began to clear. "Finally."

"Guys, where my pants?" Cloud asked as Sora, Riku, and Zeek noticed that Cloud was pants-less.

"Nice look," Riku said with a laugh until he noticed something. "Hey my wallet's missing!"

"Well I didn't lose anything," Said Zeek as Sora was laughing at him. "What?"

"You've got painted on eyebrows!" Answered Sora and he was right. Zeek had painted on eyebrows that were huge.

"Well at least I have my stuff," Zeek replied when Sora noticed that his good luck charm was missing.

"Who did this?" Asked Cloud while he was trying to pull his shirt over his black boxers.

"All I know is, that were going to prank who ever did this!" Yelled Zeek as a rustling noise is heard from behind them.

All of a sudden, a teenaged girl with short black hair, wearing a green tank top and short khaki shorts appears from behind a nearby trashcan. In her hands were a wallet, some black pants, and key chain in the shape of a star.

"My wallet!" Yelled Riku.

"My good luck charm!" Sora yelled.

"And my pants!" Yelled Cloud as the girl began to run.

"I'm out of here!" Yelled the girl as she ran to one of the escalators.

"Get her!" Zeek yelled as the group began to chase the thief towards the escalators.

The girl was running down the up escalator, unknown to Sora, the girl had dropped many marbles on the ground, which caused him slip and continuously falls down the up escalator. Riku, Cloud and Zeek just ran past Sora.

"Sora, your pain will not be in sacrifice!" Yelled Riku as they reached the bottom of the escalator but they lost the girl.

"Now what?" Cloud asked as a few other girls were staring at him.

"I've got just the thing," Answered Zeek as he looked into the backpack he carries and pulled out three squirt guns. "These beauties are filled with grape juice. Now, let's get everything messy!"

So Riku, Cloud and Zeek were squirting everything that was moving with the grape juice. Sora had finally gotten off the escalator and was surprised to see that almost everything and everyone covered in purple juice.

"This has Zeek and fresh scent all over this," Muttered Sora as he spotted the girl who had the groups stuff. "Hey guys! I found her!"

Riku, Cloud and Zeek heard Sora and quickly ran after the thief. Zeek quickly threw Sora a squirt gun. They followed the thief into the wooden furniture store.

"Okay guys, lock and load," Said Riku as the four went into the store.

The four sprayed all of the furniture and all of the people inside. All of the customers and most of the employees ran out the store. The manager approached the four.

"What are you doing!" Yelled the manager as he saw Cloud. "And where are his pants?"

"Take this jerk!" Zeek yelled as he sprayed the manager in the face and caused the manager to fall to the ground and he was rolling on the ground.

"Ah! It burns!" Yelled the manager as he continued to roll.

"I didn't think it would burn people," Zeek said as he looked at his squirt gun.

"No, I'm just allergic to grape juice," Replied the manager.

"That was useless," Riku stated.

"Now to only find the thief," Said Sora.

"I've got an idea!" Yelled Cloud. "Follow my lead."

Zeek stood at the only exit to the store and was prepared to stop anyone from going out or coming in. Riku, Sora and Cloud stood next to all of the portable closets.

"Ready?" Asked Cloud quietly as Sora and Riku nodded. "Quick! Everyone out! The building on fire!"

"Oh no! What should we do?" Yelled Sora.

"Save the furniture, save the furniture," A voice said as a Riku found the source in a closet.

Riku found the thief and quickly took his wallet. Sora took his lucky charm and Cloud snatched his pants back and quickly put them on. While this was going on, the thief tried to escape but Zeek managed to block the thief's escape.

"Turn around," Said Zeek as the thief girl did so.

"So why'd you take our stuff, uh, what's your name?" Cloud asked.

"Yuffie, and I did to get money," Answered Yuffie with a sad look in her eyes.

"Nice try. But how was painting huge eye brows on me going to get money?" Zeek asked.

"Oh I did that for fun," Replied Yuffie.

"Well, if you need money, I bet Zeek could get you a job or something," Riku brought up.

"Really?" Asked Yuffie with hope in her eyes.

"Yeah I guess, just on one condition," Zeek replied.

"And what's that?" Asked Cloud.

"RUN FROM THE SECURITY GUARDS!" Yelled Zeek as everyone ran from the multiple security guards began to chase the five teens.

Vyser: Funny chapter to me, and I didn't get trampled this time.

Sora, Riku, Cloud, Zeek and Yuffie then run past Vyser, then the many security guards then trample Vyser into the ground.

Vyser: Guess I should be thankful that it wasn't the fan girls this time.

Suddenly many fan girls run on top of Vyser while chasing Riku.

Vyser: Luck is against me today. Please review.