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Chapter 17: Fortunes

It was a beautiful Friday afternoon and we find Sora and Kairi entering the Prank Shop. Zeek had managed to get the manager to hire Yuffie. Zeek was checking some of the products on the shelves, while Yuffie was trying to open a huge crate that was sent there earlier. Sora and Kairi had already greeted Zeek and were going greet Yuffie.

"Hey Yuffie," Sora greeted while Yuffie was trying to open up the crate with a crowbar.

"Sora! How you doing? Who is this?" Asked Yuffie as Kairi waved.

"My name's Kairi, and I've heard about the stuff you did," Kairi replied as Yuffie accidentally sent the crowbar flying.

"Heads up!" Yelled Yuffie as the crowbar went flying into Zeek's head.

"WHAT THE!" Zeek yelled his loudest after the crowbar hit him in the head. "YUFFIE!"

"So what's in the crate?" Asked Sora as Zeek came closer.

"It happens to be a fortune machine," Zeek answered as he clenched the crowbar. "Yuffie, please, don't use a crowbar. Use a hammer to take out the nails."

"Will do!" Exclaimed Yuffie as she ran to get a hammer.

"Why is the Prank shop getting a fortune machine?" Kairi asked.

"You see, the boss won it in a contest, so he took full advantage of it," Replied Zeek as Yuffie came back with a hammer.

"Okay I'm back with the hammer," Said Yuffie as she was beginning to take out the nails of the crate.

As soon Yuffie was finished opening the crate the four looked inside to see a huge white Mog, on top of the Mog was a black cat wearing a crown, a red cape, and holding onto a Megaphone. Zeek quickly managed to get the huge fortune machine out.

"So how does it work?" Asked Yuffie as Zeek was looking for a plug.

"Where's the manual?" Zeek asked as he looked in the crate.

"No one reads the manual," Stated Sora as Zeek found a piece of paper.

"What's that?" Kairi asked as Zeek began to read the paper.

"It reads, 'Congratulations! You've have just purchased/won the fortune teller machine called Cat Sith,'" Read Zeek as he leaned on the Cat Sith. "This machine is fully automated, so only hand the cat a munny quarter into its hand and wait for you fortune."

"Sounds fun, I'll try it," Kairi said as she took the quarter from her pocket and put it into the Cat's hand.

The Cat quickly took the quarter, Zeek was looking at the machine to see what it does. Unfortunately, that wasn't the best idea, you see the Mog danced and whacked Zeek right in his face sending him back. No one paid any attention to Zeek though as the Mog stopped dancing and handed Kairi a card with writing on it.

"What's it say?" Asked Sora before Kairi read the card out loud.

"'You and your friends are about to meet a great country singer," Kairi read as everyone got a confused look.

"Now what chances of that happening?" Zeek asked as the bell to the Prank shop opened up. "Ah a customer."

Zeek quickly went to the counter to greet the customer, when he saw the customer his jaw dropped. The customer was none other than Craig Morgan!

"Hey, there, listen my bus outside broke down, you got a phone I could use?" Asked Craig Morgan as Sora, Kairi and Yuffie came up front and were shocked to see Craig Morgan.

"Yeah, there's one in the back near the bathrooms," Answered Zeek as he pointed to the back.

"Thanks y'all," Craig Morgan replied as he went to the phone.

"The predication came true," Sora stated as Zeek sighed.

"Just a coincidence," Replied Zeek as Yuffie laughed.

"You know that the predication came true," Yuffie said as Craig Morgan began to leave.

"Thanks for letting me use the phone," Said Craig before he left.

"Why don't you try the machine then Zeek?" Asked Kairi as Zeek growled.

"Fine! I'll prove you all wrong!" Zeek yelled as he quickly ran over to Cat Sith and put a quarter into the Cat's hand.

After Cat Sith did its little dance, it handed Zeek his fortune. Zeek read the fortune in his head, after which his eyes had widened a little.

"Whoa," Muttered Zeek as the others came.

"Let me see that," Said Yuffie as she quickly snatched the fortune from Zeek's hands.

"Now what's this say?" Kairi asked as Zeek was trying to get back his fortune.

"It reads 'Watch out for your head, you'll be proven wrong repeatedly today, and your real hair color is blonde,' I didn't know you were a blonde Zeek," Yuffie said as Zeek started to get mad.

"I'm not a blonde!" Yelled Zeek as Sora was going to get his fortune.

"My turn," Said Sora as he put the quarter in Cat's hand and started to dance.

After the dance, Sora quickly read his fortune out loud.

"This is cool, it says, 'Today you'll be adored by many girls,' finally!" Sora exclaimed as Zeek slapped his forehead.

"Now that's really impossible," Zeek commented.

"And why is that?" Asked Sora as Yuffie was getting her fortune.

"Mine says, 'The guy who got you a job will get hit in the head by the globe and hit by a rock,' weird," Yuffie said as all of sudden music is heard from outside. "What's that?"

"It's the festival that Destiny Islands annually holds," Answered Sora as everyone headed outside to the festival.

Zeek had closed up shop early and followed the group to the games. After riding rides and winning many games, stuffed animals, and fish, Sora and the others went to the Town Square where something was going on. Zeek walked into the middle of where the commotion was. Unknown to him, he was standing on a red X, Sora was standing a few feet away from him, while Kairi and Yuffie were in the crowd.

"I wonder what's going on here?" Questioned Zeek as Sora looked up and sees why people were standing away.

"Uh, Zeek, you should probably step away from the X," Sora suggested as Zeek looked down.

"How'd I miss that?" Asked Zeek before he looked up and got hit in the head by a model globe and got his head stuck in it. "Ow!"

"Zeek! Get out of the way!" Yelled Sora as Zeek was trying to get the globe off.

Zeek managed to get out the globe off, but then he was struck in the stomach by a huge rock.

"What the heck was that!" Zeek yelled as everyone nearby was laughing.

Sora pointed up and Zeek saw that this was a demo of what would happen if a meteor struck the Earth.

"A geek must have set this up," Zeek stated as he walked away slowly with Sora, Yuffie and Kairi.

"Well, it looks like most of the predictions came true, eh Zeek?" Asked Kairi.

"Still, not all of them came true," Yuffie stated when suddenly a scream was heard behind the group.

The group turned to see many girls wearing clothes like Sora's and were carrying signs with Sora's picture on it.

"Its Sora! We finally found him!" Yelled the girls at once as Sora smiled.

"Now what do you say Zeek?" Sora asked as the girls came up to him.

"I guess the machine is magic," Admitted Zeek as Sora was signing autographs.

"So this is how Riku feels with his fan girls," Sora stated.

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Vyser: Well that's the end of that chapter. Please review, till next time!