Vyser: I'm here yet again! I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy. I do own Zeek though. Enjoy.

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Chapter 19: Hey! What Happened to Chapter 18?

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We find Zeek walking to the joke shop, but his hands were stuck to his hair. He found that Sora had replaced his shampoo with waterproof glue. How did Zeek know that Sora was the culprit? Sora left his name on the bottle. When Zeek entered the joke shop, which was a miracle for him to open the door, Zeek saw many boxes stacked up in the form of a maze. Only one word came to his mind.

"YUFFIE!" Yelled Zeek at the top of his lungs.

"Yeah!" Yuffie yelled back. "I'm over here!"

"Over where?" Asked Zeek as Yuffie appeared behind him.

"Why are your hands holding onto your hair?" Asked Yuffie as Zeek jumped up.

"Don't do that!" Zeek yelled. "First off, my hands are stuck and second, what's with all the boxes?"

"Well, I did the ordering you told me to do, but I did a lot of doodling on the order form," Answered Yuffie. "And they must have thought that many of my smiley faces were zeros so we got 10,000 whoopie cushions, 50,000 cans of hair dye and skin dye and much, much more. So, how'd your hands get stuck?"

"Sora replaced my shampoo with waterproof glue," Replied Zeek as Yuffie grabbed Zeek's arms. "What are you doing?"

"Getting you unstuck," Yuffie said as she quickly pulled Zeek's arms and his hands became freed, but he lost some of his hair.

Zeek yelled in pain, so loud that the birds on the building flew away.

"Why'd did you do that?" Asked Zeek with a tear in his left eye and noticed that he had his hair glued to his hands. "My hair is still glued on my hands."

"Oh, don't worry about that, we also got some glue solvent," Yuffie stated as she walked through the maze of boxes and Zeek started twitching his eyes.

"If we had solvent, why did you pull my arms and my hair!" Yelled Zeek as he followed Yuffie.

"It was funny," Replied Yuffie as she looked through a box near the bathroom, found the solvent and used it on Zeek's hands.

"Listen, get the idiot to take this stuff back," Zeek said as he grabbed a hat from a box.

"I heard that!" Yelled a voice from the bathroom.

"Oh yeah, I forgot, the door to the men's restroom got stuck and the guy won't take the stuff back now that you called him an idiot," Yuffie said as Zeek slapped his forehead.

"Fine! Just take this stuff to the back rooms," Said Zeek as Yuffie went to do so.

"Hey! What about me?" Asked the guy in the bathroom as Zeek flipped a switch outside the bathroom. "The lights went out!"

"Yeah, I'll get someone on it soon," Zeek replied as he left to help Yuffie.

After an hour of lifting boxes, un-jamming doors, and dancing for no apparent reason a customer entered the store. It was Sephiroth wearing a summer version of his usual clothes.

"Hey guys," Said Sephiroth as he noticed Yuffie. "Hey there Yuffie, how's it going?"

"Oh, nothing, I pulled some of Zeek's hair out," Yuffie replied as Sephiroth looked intrigued.

"Really? Let me see Zeek," Said Sephiroth as Zeek grabbed hold of his hat.

"Listen Sephiroth, I've got a preposition for you," Zeek offered, as Sephiroth looked intrigued.

"What kind?" Asked Sephiroth.

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We find Sephiroth sitting in Sora's living room. Sora, Riku, Zidane, and Cloud were also there and they were all just talking about random things.

"Sephiroth, there is no Russian death ray pointed at Washington DC," Said Riku.

"Yeah, that's actually one of the most stupidest things I have ever heard," Sora added as Sephiroth grabbed the nearby phone.

"I'll prove it to you guys," Said Sephiroth as he dialed Zeek's number.

"This is going to be classic," Commented Cloud.

"Yeah, White House, how well protected is the president?" Sephiroth asked. "Why? Well its obvious that the president's life is in danger."

"Maybe we should stop him," Zidane advised.

"Is this a threat? Of course it's a threat! Where am I?" Asked Sephiroth. "I'm in Sora's living room in Destiny isle located at…."

"NO!" Yelled Sora, Riku, Cloud, and Zidane as they tackled Sephiroth.

"Dude! You just threatened the President!" Yelled Sora.

"And you told the government where we are!" Riku added.

"No! It's the Russians that have the death ray," Replied Sephiroth.

"You didn't mention the death ray!" Yelled Zidane and Cloud.

"So you admit there's a death ray," Sephiroth stated.

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Meanwhile, outside Sora's house we find a black van with Zeek and Yuffie in it. They were getting ready for the prank that was in motion.

"Excellent, now it's time for phase two," Zeek said as he handed Yuffie a box filled with a suit, hat, fake mustache, and a CD player. "Now all you have to do is put the suit, hat, and mustache over your clothes and deliver the CD player. Got it?"

"This is going to be fun," Said Yuffie as she quickly got in the suit that disguised herself.

"Now go," Whispered Zeek.

"Going," Yuffie said as she left and headed towards Sora's house.

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A knock on the door shocked everyone in Sora's house. Sora approached the door was hesitated.

"Maybe, I shouldn't open it," Sora said as Zidane got an idea.

"I've got it! Sora you open the door after the rest of us leave the house," Suggested Zidane as another knock on the door was heard.

"No man, its all for one, and one for all," Replied Riku. "But, I think that Sephiroth should open the door."

"Yeah, well, I vote for Cloud," Sephiroth said, as Cloud looked angry.

"No way, I didn't do anything," Cloud stated as Sora opened the door and saw the disguised Yuffie.

"Yeah, listen I'm here to deliver the CD player that a Sora ordered," Said Yuffie as she handed Sora the CD player and Sora quickly closed the door.

"Okay, that guy had a fake mustache," Said Zidane. "That person must have been from the government."

"There's more, that person just got into a black van out front," Sephiroth added as he looked out the window.

"That means we've been bugged," Stated Sora as he lifted the CD player.

"Man, someone get a CD," Cloud requested as Sora got his favorite CD.

"Now let's see if it's really a CD player," Riku said as they put the CD in the CD player.

As soon as they pressed the start button, the CD player exploded and instead of smoke the machine shot out shaving cream. The only one who didn't hit by shaving cream, was Sephiroth who hid behind the curtains near the window.

"Aww, man my mom's going to kill me," Sighed Sora as another knock on the door caught their attention. Sora quickly opened the door then was then by a volley of water balloons.

As soon as the water balloons stopped being shot, Cloud, Riku, and Zidane looked out of the door many banana cream pies got the three in the face. Zeek and Yuffie then run up to the door.

"That's for last time!" Yelled Zeek as he, Yuffie, and Sephiroth ran away.

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We find Zeek, Yuffie, and Sephiroth in Zeek's house playing pool in the basement.

"Man that was a good prank we pulled," Sephiroth stated as he started the game.

"Yeah, but I can't help but feel as if we forgot something," Said Zeek as he knocked two striped balls into the corner pocket.

"Hey did you let that guy out of the bathroom?" Asked Yuffie as Zeek looked surprised.

"Oh no!" Zeek yelled as he ran out of his house.

Meanwhile at the joke shop's men's room.

"Hello? Is anyone there? I just ate my shoes for food and started on my pants," Yelled the delivery guy. "And the sink's broken so I had to drink from the ……."

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Vyser: Well, now there's the next chapter, and I don't know what happened to chapter 18. Review and maybe I'll set up the 18th chapter. Till next time! Oh shoot, I knew I was going to forget this so I'll be answering reviews now!

Aeshma-Daeva: Hey, I'm not a huge fan of Cait Sith either.

Dreamer Lu: Thanks for the advice, but if fan girls ever chase me, I'll be glad. And I'm happy you love this story.

Scrb3331: Zeek had it coming to him, and Sora's fan girls were always there, only Riku showed up before they were about to chase Sora.

Dark Dragon Knight: Yeah Cait Sith is a pain, and I'll consider using the fencing idea in this story.

Fatalfeline: Thanks for the hug, and I'm responding to the reviews.

Horsie890: I ate some chocolate and it did solve my problem.

Chillywilly101: Well, I updated sooner than later.

Vyser: Till the next chapter, keep the reviews a coming!