Kira sat at the dinner table, alone. She picked at her food. Mostly becuase it was so disgusting.

But partially because, for some unknown reason, she couldn't stop repeating her words in her mind. "I wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea. The wrong idea." It was like a creepy T.V. dream. in fact, maybe it was a dream. She pinched herself. "OW!" Nope. Not a dream.

"Pinching yourself? That is one charactreistic of people who think that they are dreaming. Why would you think that?"

She didnt look to see who it was this time. She knew. "I thought that the cafeteria couldnt possiably have food this bad." she lied.

"Trust me. I've seen worse." "Well,I'm done." said Kira.

Artemis poked his 'carrots' with a fork, and declared "I am too."

" I heard Mary Sue tell Linda, Meggie, Jenny, and Beth that you loved her." Kira said. Artemis closed his eyes, as though wishing it weren't true. "D'arvit," he said quietly. "What?"

He shook himself. "Nothing. But I do have a request for you..."

"Thats not the entire story! She also said that you made-out last nigh. Everyone belived her."

Artemis raised his left eyebrow. Anyone who knew him well (such as Juliet or Butler) knew that when he did that, there would be hell to pay for someone. In contrast, if he raised his right eyebrow, it usually ment he was amused. "But, you were going to say something?" asked Kira apparently oblivious to everything.

"No. Just, can you help me get back at her?"

"Sure! After everything she done to me! I'll do anything!" Kira said reasuringly, "I promise." "Good, but I need help with a plan."

"Just tell me what to do!"

Artemis sighed. "You don't have anything on her, do you?"

"Nope. Mary Sue is perfect."

"Then we'll have to use my plan B. Showing everyone that I'm taken, and not by her."

"How the crap are you gonna do that?" asked Kira.

"First, could you agree?": "I said I would do anything!" she raised her right hand, "Or the Ghost Fish shall eat me."

"Good" With that, he grabbed Kira's hand, and, leading her out to the middle of the Cafeteria, kissed her full on the lips.
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