Vyser: After last chapter, I've been taking in some real hard thoughts on how to improve the funny. So, I hope you all will laugh at this chapter. I don't own Kingdom Hearts, or the Final Fantasy characters.

/----------------------- --------- ///// --------------- -------------- //////

Chapter 19B: The weirdness of these pranks

/ --------------- ----------------- / ------------------- ----------- /

It was Saturday Morning, we find Sora hanging out with Kairi, Riku, Sephiroth, Yuffie and Tifa in Sora's house. After the last chapter's pranks, Sora, Riku and Sephiroth were thinking on how to get back at Zeek, and Kairi, Yuffie and Tifa were there to help. Zeek had the day off and would lounge around his pool. Cloud and Aeris were on a double date with Irvine and Selphie. Zidane, Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, and Wakka were trying to start a detective agency to make some extra cash, and they were making T-shirts of their agency.

"We could try water bombs," Sora suggested as Sephiroth sighed.

"That wouldn't work, Zeek thinks outside the box," Replied Yuffie. "He'll see that coming."

"I'm going to the arcade," Sephiroth announced as he began to head towards the door.

"You said you'd help us," Riku said.

"But I've got Pacman fever, and I need to play," Stated Sephiroth.

"I've just realized something," Kairi said.

"What's that?" Asked Tifa as Sephiroth checked his wallet.

"Couldn't we use Sephiroth's power to get Zeek?" Suggested Kairi as the guys looked embarrassed.

"Yes, well, I was about to suggest that before I was so rudely interrupted," Sephiroth stated as the girls all sighed.

"Sure," Said Kairi, Tifa and Yuffie at the same time.

"Hey, I've got an even better idea!" Yelled Sephiroth when suddenly Sora's phone rang and Sora answered it.

"Hello," Sora said into the phone.

"Yeah, do you know a Mr. MehGroin?" Asked a familiar voice. "First name, Holden."

"I don't think so, let me ask," Sora replied as he covered the phone. "Do you guys know a Holden MehGroin?"

Everyone was silent for a second before laughing, Sora then realized he'd been cranked called.

"Who is this!" Yelled Sora into the phone but all he heard in reply was laughter.

"Three guesses," (You know who) replied before he turned off the phone.

"Sephiroth! What's your plan!" Yelled Sora as Sephiroth looked a little scared.

"Well, I've got a special belt that can give special powers to anyone who wears it," Sephiroth answered.

"I'll help get it," Yuffie said as she and Sephiroth quickly left to get the belt.

"Crank calls are classic," Riku stated with a smirk.

/// ------- -------------------------- //////// --------------------- ---------- /

After a long walk, Sephiroth and Yuffie finally reached Sephiroth's house. They quickly scaled the huge house, through all of the empty boxes and many different types of clothes, until they found a ………………………………………………………………………………………………………… (Even more suspense Yay!) ………………………………… Foreigner Belt! After taking the guitar like belt that had a silver F on it, Sephiroth and Yuffie quickly left Sephiroth's house. Along the way back they decide to make a side trip and test the belt.

"So, what exactly will this belt do?" Yuffie asked as Sephiroth looked at the instructions that he brought.

"Whoever wears this belt will receive all the powers of the super rock 70's group, Foreigner," Replied Sephiroth as Yuffie put on the belt.

"I don't really know much about that, but," Said Yuffie as the two stopped in front of Zeek's house. "Let's begin the testing!"

Sephiroth used his powers to throw Yuffie to the second floor window, which she broke but using her shoes and went into Zeek's bedroom. Sephiroth used his powers to follow her. Zeek was in the room with a huge mallet looking really angry.

"Hey, guys, what you doing in my house?" Started Zeek. "Without my permission!"

"We're here for revenge and to steal your wallet," Sephiroth answered.

"I'm going to smash you with his mallet instead!" Zeek yelled as he lifted the mallet. "How does that sound?"

"Don't try to stop us blonde man," Said Yuffie as Zeek got even madder.

"Did you two forget that you were accomplices in the huge prank?" Zeek asked as Yuffie and Sephiroth sweat-dropped.

"Uh, yeah. But you still can't stop us we have the Foreigner belt," Sephiroth said as Zeek noticed the belt.

"Hey is that from the 83 tour? My dad saw that with Bryan Adams in the Metal Lancers!" Exclaimed Zeek.

"You like the belt?" Asked Sephiroth.

"My dad would freak if I got that belt and he didn't," Answered Zeek as he dropped the mallet.

"Then how will you like the belt, when you're cold as ice," Yuffie said as music came from the belt.

"Total classic," Said Zeek before he was incased in a huge block of ice that materialized around him.

"It works!" Sephiroth yelled as he pushed the frozen Zeek over.

"Quickly, let's get his money," Said Yuffie as she quickly grabbed Zeek's wallet on the dresser.

"Now let's have fun with everyone else!" Sephiroth exclaimed as the two left.

Fortunately, Zeek had just gotten a tanning booth and had it opened and running. Zeek slowly managed to hop the ice block he was in towards the tanning booth.

//// --------------- ---------------- // ---------------------- --------- //

Yuffie and Sephiroth caused much mischief, they used the power of the belt to terrorize many people. And when the two reached Sora's house, well, you'll see. Sephiroth and Yuffie quickly enter the house. Kairi and Riku were listening to music via headphones. Outside there many bushes on fire and many light poles came crashing down

"Where were you guys?" Asked Sora as Sephiroth and Yuffie grinned evilly.

"No where," Yuffie replied as Tifa looked mad.

"Then, why was there fire following you?" Asked Tifa as Sephiroth was thinking.

"Don't question us! We have powers beyond our comprehension!" Yelled Sephiroth as Sora looked mad.

"Did you get Zeek at least?" Sora asked as Sephiroth held up a wallet.

"Yeah, and his wallet too," Sephiroth replied. "And now we're taking yours!"

"Oh no you won't!" Yelled Sora as he made his Key Blade appear in his hands.

"Sora," Sephiroth said as he took the belt. "Fill your eyes, with double vision."

"Yeah touch the skies!" Added Yuffie.

"Those aren't the right words," Sephiroth stated as Sora looked confused and walked into walls.

"What did you do to me!" Yelled Sora as he rubbed his nose.

"Nothing, now let's go swimming, you want to come Tifa?" Asked Yuffie as Tifa thought for a second.

"Sure, just let me go home to get my swimsuit," Tifa answered as Riku and Kairi noticed that Sora was walking into walls.

"Sora what are you doing?" Snickered Riku as Kairi tried to muffle her laughter.

"Sephiroth and Yuffie got a belt that did this to me," Sora replied. "I need you guys to get that belt."

"So, is it like some kind of magic belt or what?" Asked Riku who seemed to be interested in the belt.

"Where'd they go?" Kairi asked.

"They said that they were going swimming, so they must be going to Zeek's pool," Answered Sora as he got help to get out the door and follow Riku and Kairi who had already left.

// ------------- --------------- //// -------------- ---------- //

Meanwhile with Zeek, he managed to get his head free from the ice, but the rest of him was still encased in the ice.

"Thank goodness that I set this on tropical," Said Zeek as the rest of the ice began to melt.

///// ----------- ---------------- / ------------- ------------- ///

Meanwhile, in Zeek's pool we find, Sephiroth, Yuffie, Tifa and Zidane (who thought the idea for a detective agency was dumb) swimming wearing their swimsuits (still letting you decide what they are wearing). Suddenly, Riku and Kairi make it on the scene. If you're wondering where Sora is, he's in Zeek's front lawn fighting a couple of shrubs that are tall enough to resemble Sephiroth and Yuffie's heights.

"There you are, return Sora to normal," Commanded Kairi as Sephiroth held up the belt.

"Hey is it true that belt can grant wishes?" Riku asked as Zidane looked surprised.

"Yeah could you bring us some girls?" Asked Zidane as Sephiroth swam so he was between Riku and Zidane.

"Sure, you ready to work for the weekend?" Sephiroth as the belt began to play music. "Cause I'm going to set you loose to hot girls of love!"

Nothing happened.

"Did you do it?" Asked Riku.

"Yeah," Sephiroth replied.

"I think I'm feeling it, whoa, where do we stand?" Asked Zidane as he jumped out of the pool.

"Out in the middle of nowhere, keep your eyes shut," Yuffie said as Riku and Zidane ran.

"How come the belt wouldn't work on them?" Kairi asked.

"Cause those are lover boy songs, right Tifa?" Asked Sephiroth.

"I don't know," Replied Tifa as she started to relax.

"Well lover boy sucks," Sephiroth finished as Zeek walked towards the pool. Zeek had a huge sunburn from his head down to his chest.

"Oh no they don't, my dad saw them in 85 at Madison Square and they rocked!" Yelled Zeek. "And get out of my pool!"

"That's one nasty sunburn," Tifa said.

"Domo Arigato," Started Yuffie.

"Shut up, give me the belt, and get out of my pool!" Commanded Zeek.

"Take this belt if your fast enough," Sephiroth challenged as Zeek quickly took the belt and put it on. "Hey you took my belt, dude."

"I'm getting out of here," Said Tifa as she was getting out of the pool.

"You can stay Tifa, I just got beef with Sephiroth and Yuffie," Zeek said as he put the belt on. "Let's see how you like a taste of your own medicine."

"Try using the belt with out the instructions," Said Yuffie as she waved the papers.

"Just try!" Sephiroth challenged.

"I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!" Replied Zeek with a huge grin. "Your hot blooded, go ahead and check it and see!"

"Try as you may, but you can't over heat me," Sephiroth said as the pool began to bubble with heat.

"Too hot! Too hot!" Yelled Yuffie as she jumped out of the pool and ran back to her house.

"You forget, I can fly," Sephiroth stated as he lifted into the air, but as soon as he was many feet into the air he was hit by a huge T-shirt and fell to the boiling pool of water, screamed and ran out.

"Hey, free T-shirt," Said Tifa as she grabbed the T-shirt and unfurled it to see what it looked like. It had the words, FFX detective agency.

"Wonder where it came from?" Kairi asked.

// ---------------- --------------- ////// -------- ----------- /----- ///

Meanwhile with Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, and Rikku, they just rented a supped up version of a T-shirt cannon and keep on shooting T-shirts as advertisement. Little did they know that they kept on hitting many people in many places on Destiny Isle.

"Was this a good idea?" Asked Yuna.

"Hey cheaper than regular advertisement," Tidus replied as they loaded more T-shirts.

/// -------------- ---------------- / -------- --------------- ///

Back with Zeek, Tifa and Kairi, Sora had joined them still confused.

"Okay, I beat Sephiroth and Yuffie with my Key Blade, but the funny thing is that they didn't even scream or nothing," Sora stated as Zeek looked shocked.

"You attacked my newly planted shrubs," Sighed Zeek as Sora sweat-dropped.

"Hey Zeek does that belt reverse spells?" Sora asked while facing Tifa who had the promo T-shirt on .

"Yes, it does," Said Tifa.

"You're not Zeek," Sora replied.

"No I'm not," Claimed Tifa.

"Don't worry Sora, I've got a switch or something," Zeek said as music came from the belt and Zeek's hair became like a silver checkers board. "What is this! Who set this on head games."

"Don't worry Zeek, with computers now-a-days, you don't have to leave the house," Laughed Kairi as Zeek looked for the instructions.

/////// ------------------ ------- / ---- - - - -- - - - - -- -- /

With Riku and Zidane, they finally reached nowhere, and were surrounded by many of their attractive fans.

"That belt is magic," Said Riku when suddenly a T-shirt hit him in the head. "What the!"

"Cool, free T-shirt!" Zidane exclaimed as he grabbed the T-shirt.

/ - -- - -- - - - -- - - - - - - / - - -- -- - - -- - - - - /

Vyser: Well, there's the next chapter, I hope you all enjoyed it! Please review!