With another shreik, she slapped Kira on the cheek.
Kira immediatly smeared her chocolate pudding all over Mary's new white blouse.
Within seconds, the whole room was filled with flying choclate pudding.
Kira quickly escaped to outside.
Mary Sue wasn't so lucky.
Kira was still shocked when she bumped into Artemis.
He was laughing.
"What the heck was that!" Kira asked practicaly yelling.
"You agreed," was all he would say.
"You have no Idea what this means, do you?" Kira asked.
Much as he hated being wrong, or not knowing something, Artemis shook his head
"This means we have to pretend were together! We cant even fake a break up or Mary will get on you again!"
"Oh..." he shrugged. "I did ask if you had any ideas!"
"This is way worse for me than for you!" said Kira, she was rambeling. Arty could hardly get a word in.
"After all, now people will expect us to, you know, hold hands and junk. Not to mention more KISSING! How could you have been so stupid?"
Now she would never stop.
Artemis just stood and watched her talk.
Finaly she stopped for a breath.
Then she realised something. He owed her. "You owe me something. Promise you'll do anything."
It was the least he could do for kissing her like that. "Sure."
"Tell me all about the sites you were on. The ones you wouldnt let me see." Kira said.
He stood, silent. Then, "First, I have to talk to someone. Alright?"
"No. Me first. You promised." Kira said sternly.
"Kira...this is more important then a silly promise. This involves the Fate of the World."
Kira thought hard. "It probably isnt that big but whatever."
Artemis turned, pulling out what looked like a flip phone, and walkietalkie put together.
Kira took that oppertunity to walk away.
After half and hour or so, Artemis came over, and put the... phone thing into her hand. "Holly want's to say hi," he said.
Then he quickly walked away. OK, whoever Holly is. "Hello?"
She then realized there was a video of sorts on the screen. Of something not entirely human. "So, you're the one who our Mud Boy's got the hots for."
"Excuse me?"
"Mud Boy. Our word, the People's word, for a human."
"No. the other part."
"Oh. Surely even you can tell. Didn't he kiss you?"
"Ya, but that was to get Mary Sue off him."
The fairy snorted. Kira froze, all of a sudden. "Wait... are you... not human?"
"Congradulations. You've figured it out."
Kira's eyes opened wide. "Have... have you ever met a troll?" was all she could ask.
"I wouldnt say met." Holly said.
Kira nodded.
Holly told her everything. Kira understood. "So thats where the Ghost Fish live!" she said.
Holly smiled. "Ghost fish?"
"Tell yah later." Kira reassured. "I'm more interested in what you ment before."
"About Mud People?"
"After that." Kira said clearly annoyed. "Ooooooh! The part where I say that it's obvious that he likes you."
"Yeah, its not true." Kira said firmly.
Holly smirked. "You know, I think that it might even go two ways," she said.
"OK, now your blowing this up." Kira said angrily.: "It's too bad that you won't rember any of it."
"What are you talking about?" Kira asked.
"Oh! Well, we can't exactly have you tellling the world that fairies do exist, can we? I'm not even supossed to be talking to you. I'm going to have a friend of mine come mind wipe you in about an hour."
"I wouldnt tell! And, sorry to break it to you but your not!" Kira almost screamed.
Holly just smiled, rather sadly. "We have to."
"Isnt there another way?" Kira asked.
Holly hesitated, but you could see a spark in her eyes. "I... guess." "What?" asked Kira curiously.
"Well,if my friends are unable to mindwipe you... lets say that they'll give up. But You can't win! Artemis Fowl is one of the only Mud people ever to have beaten the people."
" I'll take that challenge." Kira said.
Holly nodded. "So be it. And, because we have the advantage, I'll tell you the names of your pursuers. Mulch Diggums and Trouble Kelp"
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